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  1. 23
    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is like comcast,i havent paid dat bitch in 3 months

  2. 24
    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is so poor i ask her wats 4 lunch she said the next motherfuker dat moves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 25
    redshorty114 said:

      ur mom is so ugly she gets babtize by the pone

  4. 26
    short hoe said:

      yo mommas pussy is so nasty that they eat her out for fear factor

  5. 27
    short hoe said:

      short hoe the bitch on the top i love your nasty pussy

  6. 28
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales where singing we are family even though ur fatter than me

  7. 29
    O.o said:

      Your momma’s so fat, when she jumps for joy, SHE GETS STUCK.

      Your momma’s so poor, if you ask her where the bathroom is, she says “pick a corner”.

      Your momma’s so dumb, she got a job spray painting skittles.

      Your momma’s so dumb, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

      Your momma’s so fat, she puts the ‘fat’ in ‘Gung Ho Phat Choi’

      [Gung Ho Phat Choi means happy new year or something in an Asian language of some kind...Chinese?]

  8. 30
    bruno said:

      yo mama is so fat she irons her t shirt on the drive way

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