2,771 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Sister Jokes”

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  1. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when everyone was in space she saved everyone from a black hole



  2. madison and jazz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old that the candles cost more than her birthday cake



  3. madison's Momma Joke:

    ur sister so fat she got arested for caring 10 pounds of crack



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so white that she can’te found in a snow storm



  5. bubba's Momma Joke:

    why did they invent colerd condoms so gay guys could play star ars



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sister jocks



  7. Fat momma joke's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that when she get on the bus she see a lot of cream peaople she say twinkie!!



  8. Tijah's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so ugly



  9. cupcake's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that even bob the builder said ” I CANT FIX THAT



  10. yolanda ?arnold's Momma Joke:

    Hi:P



  11. yolanda's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama sonfat even dora the explora can explore her:P



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo sis so fat she skipped 5 countries when she was skipping.



  13. Jaylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she fell throughout 9 roofs of the apartment.



  14. nevaeh's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she scared the stiches out of frankenstein.



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she did jumping jack they say earthquak



  16. anyonomus's Momma Joke:

    how many mexico does it take to fix a light bub juan



  17. mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is o ulgy that her dad even wasen sure the she was a girl



  18. jalyn's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly even franken stien would not date her



  19. channing_tatum's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so stupid, she went to a bbq and ate some bacon but then gave the chickens some eggs.



  20. taytay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stanky when she walked on the moom the destroyed the moon



  21. kaylee's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so ugly a ugly person stood next to her to feel better about themselves



  22. kaylee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a chick munck she cant keep nuts out of her mouth



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is so stupid she even told yo sister jokes to her sister/brother



  24. yo sista jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is so fat she had to go to mcdonals and buy a big mac and took 30 seconds to eat and rolled all the way home



  25. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to get a rentel car to walk half th block



  26. yo momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she walked by the tv and i missed 3 episodes



  27. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor you say hey mama lets go to the kithen then she says were already in the kichen



  28. anniyah's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so poor she has a card board box as a card



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that she didn’t need a costume to audition for star wars



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy,that everyone thinks she’s chubacca and asks for an autograph.



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister is so dumb that she goes to Dr.dre for a pap sneer



  32. kimberly bennett's Momma Joke:

    your sister is so fat that



  33. kimberly bennett's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumm she cant put her panits on



  34. chloe's Momma Joke:

    you mama so black she got lost in the dark



  35. Ell93e's Momma Joke:

    they are really funny



  36. anonymous mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when you slapped her butt it was like a wave



  37. Aaliha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that Dora the explore content even explore her



  38. leah's Momma Joke:

    leah so funny that she think a dog is a winer dog



  39. KELLY's Momma Joke:

    YO SISTER IS SO FAT WHEN SHE DIE AND SHE TOOK THE STAIRS TO HEAVEN SHE BROKE IT



  40. funny jokes's Momma Joke:

    your sister so fat she cant even fit in her room



  41. funny jokes's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly your dad gets away from her when she tries to kiss him



  42. funny jokes's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she cant even put on her underwear on



  43. derrick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooo fat got arrested for 3 pounds of crack



  44. derrick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so far that Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball



  45. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven



  46. gorgeanna's Momma Joke:

    ziurg



  47. Selena's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister is so ugly I thought she was your mom!????



  48. Selena's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister is so ugly I thought she was your mom!????



  49. Selena's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister is so ugly I mistakes her for her mom



  50. Amanda's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

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