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451 Responses to “Yo Sister Jokes”

  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!

  2. 2
    mooooooooeee said:

      Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!

  3. 3
    mmmmooooooooeee said:

      Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!

  4. 4
    big ben said:

      yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight

  5. 5
    lie-lie said:

      yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad

  6. 6
    marcus1@my said:

      yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop

  7. 7
    Myona win all the time said:

      yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no

  8. 8
    playboybaby said:

      ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away

  9. 9
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!

  10. 10
    Tami & Juaney said:

      yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!

  11. 11
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me

  12. 12
    night adder said:

      yo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died

  13. 13
    laka said:

      your mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon

  14. 14
    Anonymous said:

      Yo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”

  15. 15
    rooky said:

      your sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

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    Anonymous said:

      yo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity

  17. 17
    joke kings said:

      yo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS

  18. 18
    joke kings said:

      yo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner

  19. 19
    joke kings said:

      yo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps

  20. 20
    joke kings said:

      yo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone

  21. 21
    joke kings said:

      yo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side

  22. 22
    joke kings said:

      yo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl

  23. 23
    joke kings said:

      yo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard

  24. 24
    poo said:

      yo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat

  25. 25
    poo said:

      yo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes

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    UR momma said:

      ur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.

  27. 27
    *+ said:

      ur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit

  28. 28
    Anonymous said:

      your mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon

  29. 29
    yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama said:

      yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama

  30. 30
    sexy nidee said:

      yall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”

      FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”

  31. 31
    sexy nidee said:

      DNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!

  32. 32
    hgf said:

      yo

  33. 33
    CRAZ-GURL said:

      YO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES

  34. 34
    momma said:

      your momma stinkz like a bin

  35. 35
    cool said:

      its yo sista retard

  36. 36
    MommaLova said:

      yo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison

  37. 37
    killacorey said:

      yo manma so ugly she ugly

  38. 38
    unknown mammii said:

      ur mama is unknown

  39. 39
    ccoolleezz said:

      ur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died

  40. 40
    ccoolleezz said:

      ur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house

  41. 41
    sxcmama said:

      ur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you

  42. 42
    These Jokes Suck said:

      Yo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch

  43. 43
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!

  44. 44
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!

  45. 45
    Sk8nstick said:

      yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black

  46. 46
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s

  47. 47
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!

  48. 48
    Sk8nstick said:

      yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn

  49. 49
    Sk8nstick said:

      yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!

  50. 50
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!

  51. 51
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!

  52. 52
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!

  53. 53
    Sk8nstick said:

      Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween

  54. 54
    getalife said:

      yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..

  55. 55
    getalife said:

      yo momma so old she farts dust

  56. 56
    Anonymous said:

      im so fat i look like a fat pig a real one

  57. 57
    jejekid said:

      yo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!

  58. 58
    yo mama joke said:

      yo mama is so old she ows jesus $3

  59. 59
    yo mama joke said:

      your mama is so old she farts dust

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    chaz showtime said:

      yo momma pussy is nasty they make you eat it on fear factor

  61. 61
    tommy hetzel said:

      my momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house

  62. 62
    shoe said:

      you can su-k my di-k

  63. 63
    Tracy Phillip said:

      christian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))

  64. 64
    Tracy Phillip said:

      Christian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.

  65. 65
    Tracy, Shannon and Johanna said:

      CHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.

  66. 66
    stuntin101 said:

      Yo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail

  67. 67
    NY Tanning said:

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      I am sure you will surf on my site..
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  68. 68
    daskuxdelux said:

      yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican

  69. 69
    daskuxdelux said:

      yo mama so stupid she failed a survey

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    daskuxdelux said:

      yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

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    yuah man said:

      yo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!

  72. 72
    yuah man said:

      your momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!

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    Jake the Snake said:

      Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!

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    chanelle n kafili said:

      yo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!

  75. 75
    Anonymous said:

      your moma is so hot she make the sun look cold

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    ?love is me ? said:

      you mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it

  77. 77
    Anonymous said:

      i make yo momma horny

  78. 78
    babiit said:

      ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book

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    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls

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    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.

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    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.

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    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.

  83. 83
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.

  84. 84
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

  85. 85
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.

  86. 86
    layla said:

      Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.

  87. 87
    ayyyy said:

      ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..

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    casemister said:

      yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

  89. 89
    Anonymous said:

      these are some stupid jokes

  90. 90
    tristan1818 said:

      your momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”

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    J A Y D A A [!!] x said:

      yO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future

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    Jmaster said:

      yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

  93. 93
    Jmaster said:

      yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!

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    anonymous said:

      Yo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund

  95. 95
    anonymous said:

      yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl

  96. 96
    anonymous said:

      you sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home

  97. 97
    anonymous said:

      wow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too

  98. 98
    noname said:

      Yo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side

  99. 99
    brittttttt said:

      yo momma so gay made bi. people hate her

  100. 100
    gurly said:

      Yo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.

  101. 101
    idk said:

      yo momma is so fat she made new york say damn

  102. 102
    XD lover said:

      yo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon

  103. 103
    Joke lord said:

      Yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!

  104. 104
    Mz. Lady3 said:

      Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

  105. 105
    DDRRYY said:

      yO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.

  106. 106
    Sexyyy Strippper said:

      add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com
      ;) we can have a good time. OH yeah!
      sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
      just give me pleasure and i will be yours.

  107. 107
    Sexyyy Strippper said:

      i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.

  108. 108
    dirty said:

      yo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn

  109. 109
    dirty said:

      yo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake

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    96589585858 said:

      yo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot

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    LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER said:

      Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

  112. 112
    LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER said:

      Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”

  113. 113
    whatever said:

      yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

  114. 114
    woodie said:

      your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.

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    Kangzta said:

      yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~

  117. 117
    moma said:

      ur mom

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    lil bebe said:

      yo mama is so dum she steals free bread

  119. 119
    anomynous said:

      yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon

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    lil gurL said:

      yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.

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    Devious said:

      Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.

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    tori said:

      Yo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”

  123. 123
    tori said:

      Yo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!

  124. 124
    tori said:

      Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…

  125. 125
    tori said:

      Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off

  126. 126
    tori said:

      yo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her

  127. 127
    tori said:

      yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

  128. 128
    David said:

      Your momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza

  129. 129
    David said:

      kejjufmjudskfmjf hi fjf

  130. 130
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye

  131. 131
    !#@$ u said:

      yo mama so flat chested she works at hooties

  132. 132
    Blu said:

      Yo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’

  133. 133
    jayjaysdad_1 said:

      yo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it

  134. 134
    XPLICIT 24 said:

      Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.

  135. 135
    yo mamma said:

      yo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe

  136. 136
    kiara said:

      yo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.

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    Nicole & Carissa said:

      yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals

  138. 138
    ashanti said:

      yo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck

  139. 139
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

      Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

      Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.

  140. 140
    My Momma said:

      Yo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.

  141. 141
    Kayla said:

      Yo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.

  142. 142
    Yo mama so fat when she puts a teaspoon full of water in the bath tub and she sit down in it it ouer flows said:

      Chelsey

  143. 143
    IMAN said:

      Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!

      LOL

  144. 144
    toya@k@toybaby123 said:

      yo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
      yo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’

  145. 145
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry

  146. 146
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)

  147. 147
    BJ said:

      YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK

  148. 148
    NY Tanning said:

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      I think you will surf on our page..
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  149. 149
    Anonymous said:

      yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.

  150. 150
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!

  151. 151
    sme1;* said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″

  152. 152
    da kid mazzada$$$$$$$$$ said:

      ya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head

  153. 153
    suck my balls asshole said:

      the reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut

  154. 154
    suck my balls asshole said:

      yo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn

  155. 155
    kassie said:

      your momma’s soo fat,
      yoda couldnt pick her up!

  156. 156
    kassie said:

      yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

  157. 157
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides

  158. 158
    Robert Smith said:

      yo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video

  159. 159
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she looks like you

  160. 160
    David said:

      Yo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car

  161. 161
    Anonymous said:

      You: Did you go to that funeral

      Friend: What Funeral

      You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth

  162. 162
    Demetrius said:

      You: Did you go to that funeral

      Friend: What Funeral

      You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth

  163. 163
    Mpho said:

      Yr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again

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    yo mama said:

      yo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”

  165. 165
    leanne and sophie said:

      this website is soo stupid the ritin is too fukin small

  166. 166
    leanne and sophie said:

      yo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles

  167. 167
    Z-man said:

      yo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed

  168. 168
    anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!

  169. 169
    love u bbz said:

      yo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”

  170. 170
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC

  171. 171
    Anonymous said:

      yo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g

  172. 172
    kristen said:

      Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”

  173. 173
    kristen said:

      Yo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store

  174. 174
    $dempsey$ said:

      Yo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.

  175. 175
    billy said:

      yo momma is so gay

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

  177. 177
    anthony said:

      yo momma look like mayonaise

  178. 178
    UR MOM said:

      UR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE

  179. 179
    kelly said:

      yo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice

  180. 180
    NUNYA said:

      YO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER

  181. 181
    Mortisha said:

      Yo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.

  182. 182
    Mortisha said:

      Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.

  183. 183
    Mortisha said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.

  184. 184
    Mortisha said:

      YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”

  185. 185
    Mortisha said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.

  186. 186
    Mortisha said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY

  187. 187
    lisa said:

      ur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
      in flames

  188. 188
    christian said:

      yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian

  189. 189
    christian said:

      yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
      yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser

  190. 190
    christian said:

      yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!

  191. 191
    connor said:

      yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her

  192. 192
    connor said:

      yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff

  193. 193
    fatih katirci said:

      your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…

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    fahim ahmed said:

      your mums so ugly she looks like mine

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    sexy_mama said:

      yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
      yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
      yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
      yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
      yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
      yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
      yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
      yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
      yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
      yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
      yo mama blood type is gorilla
      YO MAMA JOKES LOL

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    Anonymous said:

      yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good

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    Darlene said:

      Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”

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    Darlene said:

      Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it

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    jesse said:

      yo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI

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    Darlene said:

      Yo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her

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    jesse said:

      yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please

  202. 202
    jesse said:

      yo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no

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    Darlene said:

      yo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame

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    jesse said:

      yo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time

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    Darlene said:

      Yo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her

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    Darlene said:

      yo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system

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    jesse said:

      yo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour

  208. 208
    jesse said:

      your momas so fat her blood type is rocky road

  209. 209
    Darlene said:

      Yo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them

  210. 210
    jesse said:

      yo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

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    Darlene said:

      yo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition

  212. 212
    jesse said:

      yo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense

  213. 213
    Dick said:

      Hey wat up

  214. 214
    1eric27 said:

      Yo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.

  215. 215
    beniboy said:

      your dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian

  216. 216
    beniboy said:

      ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha

  217. 217
    beniboy said:

      ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton

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    hi said:

      yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles

  219. 219
    hi said:

      your mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”

  220. 220
    kathryn said:

      yo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone

  221. 221
    kathryn said:

      yo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round

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    serial kisser said:

      yo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!

  223. 223
    serial kisser said:

      yo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor

  224. 224
    serial kisser said:

      yo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards

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    serial kisser said:

      yo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!

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    serial kisser said:

      yo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad

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    bestF**ck*r said:

      Yo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.

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    Chloe' said:

      Your sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight

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    yo momma said:

      omg these jokes suck balls

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    TINY said: