add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com we can have a good time. OH yeah!
sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
just give me pleasure and i will be yours.
Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no
Posted: March 15th, 2008
ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away
Posted: March 15th, 2008
Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!
Posted: March 15th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me
Posted: March 16th, 2008
yo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died
Posted: March 16th, 2008
your mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon
Posted: March 17th, 2008
Yo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”
Posted: March 17th, 2008
your sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat
Posted: March 18th, 2008
yo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes
Posted: March 18th, 2008
ur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.
Posted: March 19th, 2008
ur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit
Posted: March 19th, 2008
your mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”
FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”
Posted: March 19th, 2008
DNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!
Posted: March 19th, 2008
yo
Posted: March 19th, 2008
YO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES
Posted: March 21st, 2008
your momma stinkz like a bin
Posted: March 21st, 2008
its yo sista retard
Posted: March 21st, 2008
yo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison
Posted: March 21st, 2008
yo manma so ugly she ugly
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
ur mama is unknown
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
ur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
ur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
ur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!
Posted: March 22nd, 2008
Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
yo momma so old she farts dust
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
im so fat i look like a fat pig a real one
Posted: March 24th, 2008
yo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!
Posted: March 24th, 2008
yo mama is so old she ows jesus $3
Posted: March 24th, 2008
your mama is so old she farts dust
Posted: March 25th, 2008
yo momma pussy is nasty they make you eat it on fear factor
Posted: March 25th, 2008
my momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house
Posted: March 25th, 2008
you can su-k my di-k
Posted: March 25th, 2008
christian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))
Posted: March 25th, 2008
Christian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.
Posted: March 25th, 2008
CHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.
Posted: March 26th, 2008
Yo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail
Posted: March 26th, 2008
Sweet message.
I am sure you will surf on my site..
See ya
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she failed a survey
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!
Posted: March 27th, 2008
your momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!
Posted: March 28th, 2008
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!
Posted: March 28th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!
Posted: March 28th, 2008
your moma is so hot she make the sun look cold
Posted: March 28th, 2008
you mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it
Posted: March 28th, 2008
i make yo momma horny
Posted: March 28th, 2008
ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.
Posted: March 29th, 2008
ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..
Posted: March 29th, 2008
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Posted: March 30th, 2008
these are some stupid jokes
Posted: March 30th, 2008
your momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”
Posted: March 30th, 2008
yO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future
Posted: March 30th, 2008
yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Posted: March 30th, 2008
yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!
Posted: March 30th, 2008
Yo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund
Posted: March 30th, 2008
yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Posted: March 30th, 2008
you sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home
Posted: March 30th, 2008
wow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too
Posted: March 30th, 2008
Yo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma so gay made bi. people hate her
Posted: March 31st, 2008
Yo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma is so fat she made new york say damn
Posted: March 31st, 2008
yo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon
Posted: April 1st, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!
Posted: April 1st, 2008
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Posted: April 1st, 2008
yO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.
Posted: April 1st, 2008
add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com
we can have a good time. OH yeah!
sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
just give me pleasure and i will be yours.
Posted: April 1st, 2008
i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.
Posted: April 1st, 2008
yo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn
Posted: April 1st, 2008
yo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake
Posted: April 1st, 2008
yo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Posted: April 2nd, 2008
Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~
Posted: April 4th, 2008
ur mom
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo mama is so dum she steals free bread
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon
Posted: April 4th, 2008
yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.
Posted: April 4th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off
Posted: April 6th, 2008
yo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her
Posted: April 6th, 2008
yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
Posted: April 6th, 2008
Your momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza
Posted: April 6th, 2008
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Posted: April 8th, 2008
yo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye
Posted: April 8th, 2008
yo mama so flat chested she works at hooties
Posted: April 8th, 2008
Yo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’
Posted: April 9th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it
Posted: April 9th, 2008
Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
Posted: April 9th, 2008
yo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe
Posted: April 10th, 2008
yo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
Posted: April 11th, 2008
yo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck
Posted: April 12th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.
Posted: April 12th, 2008
Yo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.
Posted: April 13th, 2008
Yo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.
Posted: April 13th, 2008
Chelsey
Posted: April 14th, 2008
Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!
LOL
Posted: April 14th, 2008
yo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
yo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’
Posted: April 14th, 2008
yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry
Posted: April 15th, 2008
yo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)
Posted: April 15th, 2008
YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK
Posted: April 15th, 2008
Sweet post.
I think you will surf on our page..
Ciao
Posted: April 16th, 2008
yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.
Posted: April 16th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!
Posted: April 16th, 2008
yo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″
Posted: April 16th, 2008
ya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head
Posted: April 16th, 2008
the reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut
Posted: April 16th, 2008
yo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn
Posted: April 17th, 2008
your momma’s soo fat,
yoda couldnt pick her up!
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides
Posted: April 17th, 2008
yo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video
Posted: April 18th, 2008
yo mama so fat she looks like you
Posted: April 18th, 2008
Yo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car
Posted: April 18th, 2008
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
Posted: April 18th, 2008
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
Posted: April 18th, 2008
Yr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”
Posted: April 21st, 2008
this website is soo stupid the ritin is too fukin small
Posted: April 21st, 2008
yo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!
Posted: April 22nd, 2008
yo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
Yo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
Yo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
Yo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.
Posted: April 23rd, 2008
yo momma is so gay
Posted: April 24th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Posted: April 24th, 2008
yo momma look like mayonaise
Posted: April 24th, 2008
UR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice
Posted: April 25th, 2008
YO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER
Posted: April 26th, 2008
Yo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.
Posted: April 26th, 2008
Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.
Posted: April 26th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.
Posted: April 26th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”
Posted: April 26th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.
Posted: April 26th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY
Posted: April 27th, 2008
ur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
in flames
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her
Posted: April 28th, 2008
yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff
Posted: April 28th, 2008
your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…
Posted: April 28th, 2008
your mums so ugly she looks like mine
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good
Posted: April 30th, 2008
Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”
Posted: April 30th, 2008
Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI
Posted: April 30th, 2008
Yo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time
Posted: April 30th, 2008
Yo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour
Posted: April 30th, 2008
your momas so fat her blood type is rocky road
Posted: April 30th, 2008
Yo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition
Posted: April 30th, 2008
yo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense
Posted: April 30th, 2008
Hey wat up
Posted: May 1st, 2008
Yo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.
Posted: May 1st, 2008
your dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian
Posted: May 1st, 2008
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha
Posted: May 1st, 2008
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton
Posted: May 1st, 2008
yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles
Posted: May 1st, 2008
your mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2008
yo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad
Posted: May 3rd, 2008
Yo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.
Posted: May 4th, 2008
Your sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight
Posted: May 4th, 2008
omg these jokes suck balls