1677 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Sister Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!



  2. mooooooooeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!



  3. mmmmooooooooeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!



  4. big ben's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight



  5. lie-lie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad



  6. marcus1@my's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop



  7. Myona win all the time's Momma Joke:

    yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no



  8. playboybaby's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away



  9. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!



  10. Tami & Juaney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me



  12. night adder's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died



  13. laka's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”



  15. rooky's Momma Joke:

    your sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity



  17. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS



  18. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner



  19. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps



  20. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone



  21. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side



  22. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl



  23. joke kings's Momma Joke:

    yo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard



  24. poo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat



  25. poo's Momma Joke:

    yo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes



  26. UR momma's Momma Joke:

    ur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.



  27. *+'s Momma Joke:

    ur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon



  29. yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama



  30. sexy nidee's Momma Joke:

    yall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”

    FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”



  31. sexy nidee's Momma Joke:

    DNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!



  32. hgf's Momma Joke:

    yo



  33. CRAZ-GURL's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES



  34. momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma stinkz like a bin



  35. cool's Momma Joke:

    its yo sista retard



  36. MommaLova's Momma Joke:

    yo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison



  37. killacorey's Momma Joke:

    yo manma so ugly she ugly



  38. unknown mammii's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is unknown



  39. ccoolleezz's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died



  40. ccoolleezz's Momma Joke:

    ur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house



  41. sxcmama's Momma Joke:

    ur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you



  42. These Jokes Suck's Momma Joke:

    Yo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch



  43. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!



  44. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!



  45. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black



  46. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s



  47. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!



  48. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn



  49. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!



  50. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!



  51. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!



  52. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!



  53. Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween



  54. getalife's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..



  55. getalife's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she farts dust



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    im so fat i look like a fat pig a real one



  57. jejekid's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!



  58. yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she ows jesus $3



  59. yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she farts dust



  60. chaz showtime's Momma Joke:

    yo momma pussy is nasty they make you eat it on fear factor



  61. tommy hetzel's Momma Joke:

    my momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house



  62. shoe's Momma Joke:

    you can su-k my di-k



  63. Tracy Phillip's Momma Joke:

    christian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))



  64. Tracy Phillip's Momma Joke:

    Christian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.



  65. Tracy, Shannon and Johanna's Momma Joke:

    CHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.



  66. stuntin101's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail



  67. NY Tanning's Momma Joke:

    Sweet message.
    I am sure you will surf on my site..
    See ya



  68. daskuxdelux's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican



  69. daskuxdelux's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she failed a survey



  70. daskuxdelux's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard



  71. yuah man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!



  72. yuah man's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!



  73. Jake the Snake's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!



  74. chanelle n kafili's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so hot she make the sun look cold



  76. ?love is me ?'s Momma Joke:

    you mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i make yo momma horny



  78. babiit's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book



  79. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls



  80. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.



  81. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.



  82. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.



  83. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.



  84. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.



  85. Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.



  86. layla's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.



  87. ayyyy's Momma Joke:

    ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..



  88. casemister's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    these are some stupid jokes



  90. tristan1818's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”



  91. J A Y D A A [!!] x's Momma Joke:

    yO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future



  92. Jmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw



  93. Jmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!



  94. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund



  95. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl



  96. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home



  97. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    wow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too



  98. noname's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side



  99. brittttttt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay made bi. people hate her



  100. gurly's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.



  101. idk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she made new york say damn



  102. XD lover's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon



  103. Joke lord's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!



  104. Mz. Lady3's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.



  105. DDRRYY's Momma Joke:

    yO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.



  106. Sexyyy Strippper's Momma Joke:

    add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com
    ;) we can have a good time. OH yeah!
    sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
    just give me pleasure and i will be yours.



  107. Sexyyy Strippper's Momma Joke:

    i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.



  108. dirty's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn



  109. dirty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake



  110. 96589585858's Momma Joke:

    yo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot



  111. LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”



  112. LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”



  113. whatever's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!



  114. woodie's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices



  115. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.



  116. Kangzta's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~



  117. moma's Momma Joke:

    ur mom



  118. lil bebe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dum she steals free bread



  119. anomynous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon



  120. lil gurL's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.



  121. Devious's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.



  122. tori's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”



  123. tori's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!



  124. tori's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…



  125. tori's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off



  126. tori's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her



  127. tori's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out



  128. David's Momma Joke:

    Your momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza



  129. David's Momma Joke:

    kejjufmjudskfmjf hi fjf



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye



  131. !#@$ u's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so flat chested she works at hooties



  132. Blu's Momma Joke:

    Yo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’



  133. jayjaysdad_1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it



  134. XPLICIT 24's Momma Joke:

    Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.



  135. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe



  136. kiara's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.



  137. Nicole & Carissa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals



  138. ashanti's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck



  139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.



  140. My Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.



  141. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.



  142. Yo mama so fat when she puts a teaspoon full of water in the bath tub and she sit down in it it ouer flows's Momma Joke:

    Chelsey



  143. IMAN's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!

    LOL



  144. toya@k@toybaby123's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
    yo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry



  146. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)



  147. BJ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK



  148. NY Tanning's Momma Joke:

    Sweet post.
    I think you will surf on our page..
    Ciao



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!



  151. sme1;*'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″



  152. da kid mazzada$$$$$$$$$'s Momma Joke:

    ya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head



  153. suck my balls asshole's Momma Joke:

    the reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut



  154. suck my balls asshole's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn



  155. kassie's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s soo fat,
    yoda couldnt pick her up!



  156. kassie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides



  158. Robert Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video



  159. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she looks like you



  160. David's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car



  161. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You: Did you go to that funeral

    Friend: What Funeral

    You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth



  162. Demetrius's Momma Joke:

    You: Did you go to that funeral

    Friend: What Funeral

    You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth



  163. Mpho's Momma Joke:

    Yr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again



  164. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”



  165. leanne and sophie's Momma Joke:

    this website is soo stupid the ritin is too fukin small



  166. leanne and sophie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles



  167. Z-man's Momma Joke:

    yo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed



  168. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!



  169. love u bbz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g



  172. kristen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”



  173. kristen's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store



  174. $dempsey$'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.



  175. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay



  176. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  177. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma look like mayonaise



  178. UR MOM's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE



  179. kelly's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice



  180. NUNYA's Momma Joke:

    YO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER



  181. Mortisha's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.



  182. Mortisha's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.



  183. Mortisha's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.



  184. Mortisha's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”



  185. Mortisha's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.



  186. Mortisha's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY



  187. lisa's Momma Joke:

    ur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
    in flames



  188. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian



  189. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
    yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser



  190. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!



  191. connor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her



  192. connor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff



  193. fatih katirci's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…



  194. fahim ahmed's Momma Joke:

    your mums so ugly she looks like mine



  195. sexy_mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
    yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
    yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
    yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
    yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
    yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
    yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
    yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
    yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
    yo mama blood type is gorilla
    YO MAMA JOKES LOL



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good



  197. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”



  198. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it



  199. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI



  200. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her



  201. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please



  202. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no



  203. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame



  204. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time



  205. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her



  206. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system



  207. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour



  208. jesse's Momma Joke:

    your momas so fat her blood type is rocky road



  209. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them



  210. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  211. Darlene's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition



  212. jesse's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense



  213. Dick's Momma Joke:

    Hey wat up



  214. 1eric27's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.



  215. beniboy's Momma Joke:

    your dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian



  216. beniboy's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha



  217. beniboy's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton



  218. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles



  219. hi's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”



  220. kathryn's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone



  221. kathryn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round



  222. serial kisser's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!



  223. serial kisser's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor



  224. serial kisser's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards



  225. serial kisser's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!



  226. serial kisser's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad



  227. bestF**ck*r's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.



  228. Chloe''s Momma Joke:

    Your sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight



  229. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    omg these jokes suck balls



  230. TINY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,SHE BOUGHT A WATCH TO KEEP A EYE ON TIME



  231. TINY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASKETBALL GAME AND START YELLING OUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS NAMES.



  232. BOUT IT BOUT IT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT HER SATELITE DISH IS HER CEREAL BOWL



  233. BOUT IT BOUT IT's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO LAME SHE SITS AND MAKES UP YO MOMMA JOKES

    U GET IT?



  234. foo's Momma Joke:

    joke kings ,so stupid he didnt know he was stupid



  235. Dick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she invented the waterproof towel



  236. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she went in to the forest everyone thought they saw big foot



  237. Raid//Ellinor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!



  238. Dell Bell's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so ugly that the government changed halloween to her birthday



  239. Paula's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that they baptizied her in Marines world



  240. Anonynous1's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when i step on the cigarette she said who turned off the lights



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she’s the one that made this website.!



  242. joke queen's Momma Joke:

    yo sista or mamma is so old she had jesus in her yearbook



  243. satonnia ball's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so nasty she opened her legs on the table and said we’re havin crabs 4 dinner



  244. satonnia ball's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so greasy she look like she swimed in a buket of frisco



  245. Kersten and Isabelle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama has really bad yo mama jokes.

    :) iloveuu



  246. brittany's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stuiped when she saw a white boy in a school bus she said twinkie come back



  247. emma's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so stuiped she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call



  248. Yo sista's Momma Joke:

    is so ugly when she wanted to take da train dey said where are u?



  249. C-Dog #22's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!



  250. C-Dog #22's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!



  251. C-Dog #22's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs



  252. Jabawockeez 808's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind



  253. Jabawockeez 808's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
    Hi



  254. jokemaster 5000's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!



  255. jennifer's Momma Joke:

    u sitsa so ugly she made juese love men



  256. jennifer's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus inn the face



  257. jennifer's Momma Joke:

    ur mama’s breath so hot it made the devil jup outa hell



  258. ur momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she almost wet herself



  259. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so fat that when someone wanted to drive around her they ran out of gas



  260. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sista as so much grease on her head i could keep on greasin my shoe till i die



  261. i get money's Momma Joke:

    ya’ll are lame



  262. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like ms petit fat old and hungry



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a freezer everybody put dey meat in

    yo mamma so fat her shadow way 2000 pounds



  264. Norland Goonz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she cant see ha pussy



  265. Yo mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when god looks down on the earth thats all he can SEE!!!!!!!!!



  266. lilray's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she bolws for rent money



  267. lilray's Momma Joke:

    this joke are dum



  268. lilray's Momma Joke:

    you mother so fat when she got on the scale i thougt she was giveing me her phone number



  269. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she won tha guinness world record her photo took up the whole book…and that wasnt even actual size:)



  270. Afro Neenja's Momma Joke:

    Guys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
    Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
    Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
    yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
    yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
    yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty

    Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.



  271. kindra's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so short to get out of the car she had 2 go skydiving!!!



  272. dogsand cats's Momma Joke:

    yo sisteris so fugle she makes your mama’s ass look like king cong.



  273. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went to the store the manager said no elephants aloud



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fatass is afro neenja



  275. kiki said's Momma Joke:

    yo mama hair so short, wen you braid it it look like stitches



  276. jay said's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so fat, dey have to grease da bath tub to get her ouy



  277. kiki said's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

    Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.



  278. spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly insted of Halloween they named it yo mamma ween



  279. joka's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly that when u were born yo mumma slapt the doctor



  280. bl4ze's Momma Joke:

    you are so ugly when you were born you’re mother said ‘ What a treasor!’ and you’re father said ‘ yes let’s go burry her!’.



  281. brother's Momma Joke:

    your brother so stupid he said who am i!



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry



  283. funny stuff's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish.



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family … even though your bigger than me!!



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so dirty when she whent to take a bath the water jumped out and said no thank you!



  286. abbie's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stupid that when she was going to disney land a sign said “disney land left” so she turned around and went back home!



  287. big E's Momma Joke:

    your sis is such a hoe, i gave her a penny for a lap dance and she gave me change back!



  288. ht's Momma Joke:

    vvdd



  289. Trudie's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister iz so old she sat next 2 jesus in elembntary skool



  290. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hary u need a weed wacker to cut her hair



  291. BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly freddie kruger has nightmares about her



  292. BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:

    anonymous’s mom is so hairy if you went to cut her butt hairs off it could make bigfoot



  293. BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s moms twat is so ugly that it looks like diarea in a toilet



  294. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Big dick steve’s sister is so ugly she I much rather lick anonymous’s mom asshair



  295. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Vinetta is one hott bitch



  296. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Big Dick Steve’s sister is so ugly she has a butt-licking marathon with Vineeta when shes drunk



  297. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s Grandma’s teeth are so yellow that instead of using water and toothpaste, she uses my piss and butter



  298. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Your Grandma is so ugly she took her clothes off at a nudist beach and everyone else put theirs back on



  299. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Stevens Sister is so fat and hairy that you could make rope out of her smelly ass armpit hair and climb down dat bitch like a 4 story building



  300. loverboy's Momma Joke:

    just like my store your MOMMAS LEGS ARE OPEN TWENTY FOUR SEVEN



  301. loverboy's Momma Joke:

    SUPREME TWATLICKERS MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAZ WALKING IT OUT SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY



  302. loverboy's Momma Joke:

    THE ONLY TIME WHEN YOUR MOM GOT TO WALK IT OUT IS WHEN PEOPLE TOLD HER TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF THE CLUB



  303. loverboy's Momma Joke:

    YOU MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN THE COPS CAME THEY SAID PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN



  304. loverboy's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SUCH A HOE THE ONLY REASON SHE WEARS UNDEER WEAR IS TO KEEP HER ANKLES WARM



  305. loverboy's Momma Joke:

    ALL YR JOKES R STUPID UNLIKE MINE POEPLE



  306. BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:

    get yur momma jokes game up



  307. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Lover boy’s mom is so nasty she banged him so she can brag to her friends that she got laid



  308. Jennifer Salinas's Momma Joke:

    yo sis is so ugly god thought he made a mistake



  309. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Lover Boy’s sister is so ugly when she came out head first, it looks like his mom tried to smack her bak in with bricks



  310. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus with white kids she said stop that twinkle



  311. boby joe's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so uglyshe made jupador crack in to billions of pieses



  312. boby joe's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so ugleyand fat when she lookes in the meior she dies and does a belly flop and falls to hell



  313. Jessica Fernandez's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly when she went inside a hunted house she came out wit an aplication.



  314. Jessica Fernandez's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so ugly dat wen she threw a boomerang in never came bak



  315. Jessica Fernandez's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she traded her car for gas money



  316. jacob payne's Momma Joke:

    nula payne is so ugly that she makes shit look hot



  317. jacob payne's Momma Joke:

    dylan pimentil is so desperate he jaked off a horse and changed to sheep



  318. dylan pimental's Momma Joke:

    come on by’s who ever wants to fight me come out to cox’s cove to get your ass kicked



  319. Chicken boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out



  320. Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:

    Dylan pimental is so soft, teletubies bully him around at skool



  321. yo mama is so old's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old when i tapped her on the back her tits fell off



  322. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so tall she did a cartwheel and slapped jessus on the face



  323. maurice's Momma Joke:

    your brother so ugly people thought he had a fade turned out his haie ran away from his face



  324. nickster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled’ stop that twinkie!’



  325. Abdul's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is stupid that she laughs at these jokes.



  326. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so manly cause she looks like a koala



  327. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so funny she made me laugh



  328. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up.



  329. amanda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooo fat dat she is sweatn out butter



  330. amanda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so stupid when she went to orlando the waz a sign that said orlando to tha left
    she turen around went back home wit da whales



  331. amanda's Momma Joke:

    nonbfhigohntriojhfuhgortuihtotouthiuorgtilutwguiwefahirwehio;wfaeiojh; dat waqt ur mama said cause she stupid



  332. amanda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black when she went to black skool they put her as absent



  333. amanda's Momma Joke:

    we are da 3 snitches ok bitches



  334. Yo momma so black she shits out charcoal and pisses oil.'s Momma Joke:

    Spider13



  335. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry



  336. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges said sorry no pros



  337. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma s short she made mini me (from Austin Powers) look like Shaq.



  338. Sanisha's Momma Joke:

    Your mama soo ugly she makes a brick wall look good.



  339. Courtney & Taylor & Rachel's Momma Joke:

    your mama soo FAT you have to grease the sides of the tub to flip her over. HA HA!



  340. aaamba's Momma Joke:

    ur sista teeth so yellow when she walked into church the people who were singing busted out singin let it shine



  341. Aron.t's Momma Joke:

    yo sister’s so hairy they filmed Queen Kong when she went to the rain forest



  342. Aron.t's Momma Joke:

    yo sister’s so poor she gives head for bus fair and still walks home



  343. kurf's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she runs around naked her stomach goes flip flop



  344. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so skinn that she told someone to kiss her ass they aid erer is it



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  346. -xiiISammyIiix-'s Momma Joke:

    Yo sistaz a snake charmer cuz wen a guy cz er hiz anaconda goes up!



  347. -xiiISammyIiix-'s Momma Joke:

    Ur sistaz such a hoe playboy mansion turned er dwn



  348. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    THIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE



  349. jasmine harris's Momma Joke:

    all all is hoes if u want to talkin ur shit call me at 5361787



  350. Angel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor that she ate cornflakes with a fork so she could save milk and not waste money butin some



  351. *******'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped on walmart and made the prices go lower



  352. izzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she can’t afford to buy free water.



  353. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama Is So Fat She Bounced On A trampoline And Turned Into a cloud



  354. hey yall i's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she payed me last night



  355. yo fools i's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fo fat she uses a limo as a dildo



  356. kujevun's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she falls over its worlds end



  357. chiikm's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital



  358. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    your mumma!



  359. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    ur muma so dam fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptised!!!

    OOOOOOOOOOOO DISS!



  360. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    ur muma, u see shes FAT!



  361. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    you should all die



  362. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    ur mum makes godzilla look like a racoon



  363. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    ur muma so fat she ate to much



  364. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    ur muma so ugly people laughed at her



  365. jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital



  366. secret's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat, she need a map to find her asshole



  367. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so hairy…….the only language she speeks is WOOKIE!!



  368. inlovewithblake's Momma Joke:

    your momma so hairy……the only language she speeks is…….WOOKIE!!



  369. inlovewithblake's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY……THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEEKS IS…….WOOKIE!!



  370. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sucks so hard the head come out her ass



  371. dragon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she need a area code



  372. dragon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum at ha house she let a d dog rape her



  373. dragon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she went by the sun and god said move out the way fat ass



  374. dragon's Momma Joke:

    i like sex and i like to rape little kids and i will kill



  375. the best damn joke's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so DAMN STUPID SHE WENT IN TO A 18 AND OVER MOVIE AND BROUGHT 17 OF HER FRIENDS!



  376. j&s's Momma Joke:

    your muma so stupid she tred to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff



  377. good lookin dominican mami's Momma Joke:

    yo SISTER is soo fat she was on facebook and her account got deleted



  378. horny bitch's Momma Joke:

    anyone wanna have fun i have GREAT sex!



  379. poopop+sister's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she sat down she broke the chair(poopop)

    yo mammas hair is so red when she walked into a bar everyone yelled oh no the devil.(sister)



  380. dramaqueen1996's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly that when she made a nexopia her account deleted it self cause he was embarresd



  381. Karen's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.!



  382. Paige's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so white, when she looked out the window she got arrested for moonin



  383. karen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo loud she makes the windows break!



  384. fatboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she ran the mirror compnay out of bussneses



  385. sherria's Momma Joke:

    these people who is making these jokes is so corney



  386. sherria's Momma Joke:

    my name is tishaunie i want some punani



  387. Yo mama so old wen she farts dust comes out!'s Momma Joke:

    -thugg life-



  388. megan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so small she got her er peirced and died



  389. megan's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so nasty i called her for hone sex and i got an ear infection



  390. a dude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!



  391. Um im 12.'s Momma Joke:

    yer momma is so fat, when the tourists came to town, they thought her fingers were penninsulas.



  392. sexybexy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she made free willy look like a tic tak



  393. henna from lister's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so black, she went passed me and i thought it was da shadow



  394. Kris's Momma Joke:

    NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP



  395. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies



  396. josh's Momma Joke:

    your momma pussy is so big whene i have sex with her i have to tie a two by four to my ass so i dont fall in



  397. latoya kelly's Momma Joke:

    she so black when she slap you u thought you got a new beauty mark



  398. Hot stuff's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said ” I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  399. Hot stuff's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor that when she went to Best Buy, slept on the prices and lowered them!!!!!!!

    LOLOLOLOL



  400. Hot stuff's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so fat that when she farted the whole world exloded!!



  401. Miley Cyrus's Momma Joke:

    You Mama just like a bowling ball…………..Finger Her………..throw her in the gutter…and….she always comes back for more…



  402. Pooh's Momma Joke:

    wats Grosser That Gross

    haveing a dream about choclate pudding and wakeing up with a spoon in your ass



  403. Alan&Victoria's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat,That she would have been on E.T.,but by the time she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.



  404. Loopy lou's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor she nly smells a nyc cooked dinner wen a rich man farts x



  405. Yo mama so poor she put chicken at kfc on layway!'s Momma Joke:

    Tweety’s wifey



  406. Yo mama so poor she put chicken at kfc on layway!'s Momma Joke:

    Shaniya



  407. Chris Jr.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly and somehow she got fired from a Blow-Jobs



  408. jocelyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that she put diarea in her milk thinking it was chocolate syrup!!!



  409. dolly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that she put a white blanket in her cereal cause she couldn’t afford milk!!



  410. jen's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she cant fit in the wheel chair



  411. Gordon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat She Died By Giving Birth At The Age Of 9



  412. hfkjhdl;ln's Momma Joke:

    fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



  413. the dude with the face's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinky”!!!!!!!!



  414. TANNONYMOUS's Momma Joke:

    yo sistsa so uglty she stodd on the impire state bulding and said i’m goin down.



  415. watup's Momma Joke:

    tou mammas soooooooooo stupid wen the door bell rang she thought it was the phone.



  416. aliyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks



  417. courtney's Momma Joke:

    what the difference between a drug dealer and a hoocker a hoocker can whash her crack and sell it again



  418. eddy's Momma Joke:

    nikita is so fine



  419. mr.wright's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway



  420. kj's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaa so fat her food takes the subway to get to her stomach



  421. hot colombian's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a shit



  422. kiki's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas breath so hot she heated up her own cofee and yo choclate milk



  423. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    timmy mom so ugly she mad medussa run 4 da roaches



  424. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    klinger nis simply the boss



  425. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your sister so fat that when she jump on the bed it broke in half



  426. bryn dunwell's Momma Joke:

    your mum so hairy she speaks wookie.Alicia is very hairy like a wookie



  427. bryn dunwell's Momma Joke:

    Alicia is so stupid she thinks talcom powder is make up.



  428. tator salad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she is almost as fat as your sister.



  429. tator salad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her tities are full of powdered milk.



  430. tator salad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY…



  431. tator salad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she jdh;rklvzdlufhkhff6565w3wujui7tb.jhuyt



  432. tator salad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly my horny dog wont even hump her.



  433. callie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she yo momma



  434. callie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo fat that when she rang the door bell the door bell said king kong instead of ding dong



  435. dr. octogonnapus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when i see her i cant eat the amount i wanna throw-up



  436. dr. octogonnapus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat even gabby wouldnt rape her



  437. bitch!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke

    your mumma so fat they ran out of fat jokes to describe her

    yo momma so ugly only arion isabeth would go out with her



  438. Mawmah's Momma Joke:

    yes well, your mother is so ghetto, that when she tried to breast-feed, it came out as Kool-Aid. OH YEAHHHHHH



  439. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale screamed back get off me fat bitch



  440. tyson's Momma Joke:

    kayla styles is a in breed



  441. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat that when you took a pic of her you only got her arm



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your sister is so stupid that when she called you she said hi is this the police?



  443. FAT JOE's Momma Joke:

    HAHA FUNNY JOKES ON HERE



  444. supaflyz's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.



  445. james's Momma Joke:

    your sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!



  446. brittany's Momma Joke:

    to momma so dumb she put lip stick on her hair just to make up her mind



  447. ya mum's Momma Joke:

    yo sistas fat



  448. yoda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she pooped out pee =P thats a dumb one =P



  449. maddison's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid that she tryed to put m&ms in abc order



  450. haha got yaa's Momma Joke:

    yout momma so ugly she got in a fight with the ugly tree and lost



  451. Da K Twinz's Momma Joke:

    Yall jokes is so lame, we rathere go knitting with our grandmothers hahahaha



  452. BIG DADDY J's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID
    WHEN DA BUS HIT HER
    SHE SAID
    {WHO THREW DAT ROCK AT ME}



  453. Bitch!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so dumb, she kept you!

    yo mumma’s so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said “1 at a time”



  454. Bitch!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock

    yo momma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

    yo momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she asks for the bucket on the roof

    what’s the difference between a buffalo and your momma? about 500 pounds! how do u even it out? either force feed the buffalo, or shave your momma

    how do you know when yo momma is under your bed? your nose touches the roof



  455. josh ryder's Momma Joke:

    will arion isabeth go out with elizabeth hamilton…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  456. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomma sux balls



  457. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    selena landeros sux balls



  458. jjjnjjjj's Momma Joke:

    jhjhjhujhjyuyuyuyuyutytyty



  459. kyle cambell's Momma Joke:

    your gfs soo ugly she makes ur mom look hot



  460. kyle cambell's Momma Joke:

    im soo stupid u love me



  461. your mama's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat when she jumps banji she goes straight to hell!!



  462. your mama's Momma Joke:

    ur mamais so ugly she makes blind children cry



  463. Poodle Queen's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dirty that when she had a bath she lost 5 stones!!!!!



  464. Poodle Queen's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so Dirty
    she has to creep up on the bath water.



  465. ahh ha's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old i slit her wrists and watched the dust pour out!!



  466. lil me's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family we got our big momma with me



  467. Nikki's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is such a whore a pimp wont pimp her sorry ass!!!!



  468. koke kings's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so ugly she made exocist cry



  469. Ash-hole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that she went into the house, and the mouse jumped on chairs!



  470. Ash-hole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that she went into the haunted house at the fair and came out with an application!!!!!!



  471. Ash-hole's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1



  472. yo moma is so fat they use her fat for bacon fat's Momma Joke:

    baby-k918



  473. drainer's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is fat she’s overweight



  474. christina's Momma Joke:

    yo mama smell like shit



  475. Anonymous Mammah's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”



  476. chris's Momma Joke:

    you so poor the only thing u open 4 christmas is ur eyes



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yall stank like yall mama..!



  478. "ya'll already kno wat it iz"'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor nd stupid she found a dollar nd ate it



  479. ~momomomo~'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb…wen da teacher asked her wat 1+1 iz she ran outy of class..!and went to kingdagaden frm da 8th grade..

    whack..(frm her older sisa)



  480. " yall already kno wat it iz"'s Momma Joke:

    i hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
    go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!

    yall probably a bunch of 6th graders….
    or lower

    itz all bout da 8th grade..!!!!

    if u kno wat it is

    (which yall dnt)



  481. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    haterz`



  482. lala's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!



  483. Alanna & Morgan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she only speaks one language. “that is” ( chewbaca ).



  484. b..oo..t...ie .x.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, some one asked her to ask er age yh and she dropped dead.. !!



  485. preethi's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so dumb she had a yo mama joke fight with her daughter.



  486. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i said, “watcha doin.” she said “moving”



  487. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention



  488. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left



  489. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she knew burger king wen he was still a prince



  490. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old they told her to act her age and she died.



  491. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said “one at a time please”



  492. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born her momma said “o what a treasure.” and her father said “yea lets go bury it”



  493. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she went to the back they turned off the survalence cameras



  494. oden's Momma Joke:

    oden loves scrotum



  495. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped in a ocean and whales sang ”we are family”



  496. exco_bouy@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck



  497. exco_bouy@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so heavy that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck



  498. bitchy 101's Momma Joke:

    bithchy 101 is fugly



  499. Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car



  500. molly e's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she sat on the couch and farted and thats wat caused hurricane katrina



  501. samra n's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so flat shes jelous of the wall



  502. yay's Momma Joke:

    yaay



  503. roxie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat were in her right now



  504. jojo's Momma Joke:

    ur mama sogreasy she uses bacon as a bandage



  505. bo's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so ugly a monster wanted to marry her



  506. laurel oh yea's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she farts its heard around the whole universe



  507. ?Ha?'s Momma Joke:

    Your Sister’s Teeth are so Yellow, When She Smiled She made Trafic Slow down!



  508. TaylaAnn's Momma Joke:

    Your sisters teeth are so yellow, when she smiled she slowe traffic down!



  509. brian's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman poped out



  510. brian's Momma Joke:

    your sister
    is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman popped out



  511. JBAZMNamnjzb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that steve urkel would date her



  512. JBAZMNamnjzb's Momma Joke:

    briana and jose
    by edson



  513. Shit's Momma Joke:

    When Yo mama Brest Feeds you coo lade comes OUT!



  514. Kurdii's Momma Joke:

    Yeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home



  515. kris's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up!



  516. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is do fat that when my neighbor looked back he couldn not see anything because she was so fat



  517. tittykitty05@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so fat she on both sides of the family



  518. nya2damax27's Momma Joke:

    yo momma shit everywhere



  519. nya2damax27's Momma Joke:

    yo momma just like a bus everybody gets on board

    yo momma just lik a door knob everyone gets a turn

    yo momma jus lik nay-nay they all did it



  520. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at tha ground and missed.



  521. bob's Momma Joke:

    or else



  522. bob's Momma Joke:

    youll ger raped



  523. Karen Greep's Momma Joke:

    Hey , I’m so dumb , I tripped over a cordless phone !

    I weigh as much a five killer whales and stink like ‘em too !



  524. KIya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma So fat she got her own area code



  525. KIya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she put her toe on the scale it said 200 when she got on there it said to be continued then it broke



  526. JASMINE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS AN EQUATER



  527. bigroster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she reuses her tampons



  528. kron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat ur dad cut here with a chainsaw and made sausagues



  529. bullie's Momma Joke:

    your mum is weatus i just started boxing her



  530. kron's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat that your dad commit suicide AYE GOOD ! TYSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



  531. kyle meek's Momma Joke:

    hey jurt wat is the differnce between ur momma and a bowling ball you can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball



  532. jack perke's Momma Joke:

    k



  533. aperson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she bought a sprint phone and starded running



  534. aperson's Momma Joke:

    ure momma is so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie



  535. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that a scientist declared her ass as the 10th planet



  536. joshua's Momma Joke:

    your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window nd got arestid fo mooning. lol

    sorry if the words are spelled wrong



  537. joshua's Momma Joke:

    your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window and got arestid fo mooning. lol

    sorry if the words are spelled wrong



  538. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    YO sister so short when she sits on a machbox she can swing her Legs!!



  539. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so ugly she wasnt hit by the ugly stick she was by the hole tree!!!



  540. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    SEBA IS GAY!!



  541. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    Suck my left nut or BOTH!!



  542. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTED THEY BLAMED HER FOR GLOBAL WARMING!!



  543. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    your so nurdy you even search for porn in your books!!



  544. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    your so stupid wen you went to get a brain you opend the door for the others!!



  545. OZZY's Momma Joke:

    your so stupid that you were the first to get a brain before they were perfected!!



  546. stacie hancaff's Momma Joke:

    yo is so ugly she looks like u what what r u gunna cry aww boohhh fukking whooo get a tissue



  547. samantha bigby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she hopped over burger king skipped over kfc and landed on macdonalds!



  548. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is do stanky, when she shit her shit talked about her smell!



  549. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so fat she makes the word shop lifter seem literal.



  550. bitch sista's Momma Joke:

    your sista so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.



  551. bitch sista's Momma Joke:

    your sista so stupid she sat on thetv and watched the couch



  552. haha's Momma Joke:

    your moms so small she jumped of a lego brick and comited sewerside



  553. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur sister so stupid she tries to put the M&M’s in ABC order



  554. someone's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz sooo poor she drinks out of the guter



  555. Rjd's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly yo mama had morninng sickness after you were born



  556. Rjd's Momma Joke:

    chelsy so stupid she put her name in the joke section and the joke in the name section



  557. SOUTHEAST SAN DIEGO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR WEN ROBBERS BROKE IN HER HOUSE THE ROBBERS LEFT MONEY IN THE TABLE LOL



  558. JC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood types gravy



  559. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Keep goin you suckers I aint watchin this!



  560. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Keep goin you suckers, I aint watchin this!



  561. BOBBY's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly the word ugly got scared :P



  562. Chocolate's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave



  563. sara angel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly wen she entered the bank,security turned off the cameras!!!



  564. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo damn ugly she made the world die



  565. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  566. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



  567. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas but is so harry it looks like donking is about to jump out and say welcome to amerca



  568. Dave's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooo fat, she jumped up in the sky and got stuck



  569. larrycollins's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so micorwave went ugly when she sits on the toilet the phone rings,she thinks it the



  570. ffttyfv juuytyg's Momma Joke:

    yo momo is so fat when she sat down she weant to the next state



  571. wilom bhfdds's Momma Joke:

    yo momo so poar when i weant over i asked if i can use the bathroom she said pick a conner



  572. wilom bhfdds's Momma Joke:

    dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd



  573. wilom bhfdds's Momma Joke:

    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccclllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff



  574. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly… i shit my pants when i looked at her



  575. katelynn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly…. i shit my pants when i looked at her



  576. pimpin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark and her teeth so yellow when she smile she look like a pittsburg steelers helmit



  577. mo fo's Momma Joke:

    your sister is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and went outside people said taxi!!!!



  578. nate r's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet



  579. Selena barrera's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma eyes so big when she looks at a map she can see people waving!



  580. jabba the hutt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got hited by a parked car



  581. krazikid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat wen she went outside everybodi said wen did it get night



  582. junedot's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly dat wen she went 2 da sto dey said no unamed animals allowed



  583. lil nikka's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slow that wen she saw the sign that said restroom she thought that wuz a room u can rest in



  584. jabba the hut's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that wen she heard the fone ring she thought it wuz the microwave



  585. Gabriel's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store



  586. David's Momma Joke:

    Gabriel your a hoe



  587. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she danced with michael jackson the floor broke….



  588. WIGGLES's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY SHE POURS FRESH SALTWATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS ALIVE!!!!!



  589. I's Momma Joke:

    omg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out



  590. em's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out

    yo momma sat on a quarter and burgers came out of george washingtons nose



  591. Josh's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made a gameboy



  592. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo sista like a shot gun 2 shots and she blows



  593. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds



  594. Zenofan1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds



  595. jamie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dum she locked her in the bathroom and still peed her self



  596. sally's Momma Joke:

    your brother is so stupied he sold his car for gas mony



  597. Yo Mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Fat She Was There When Mosses Wrote The Ten Comand ments



  598. c-loccs's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her and jesus was in da 2nd grade doin jumpin jacks



  599. c-loccs's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA THOUGHT SHE WAS SO COOL SHE JOINED A BIKER CLUB TO GET A JACKET



  600. c-loccs's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so U-G-L-Y she look like bennie



  601. STELLA MIKALA BUNJULA's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM IS SO FAT..SHES FAT



  602. STELLA MIKALA BUNJULA's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat WEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALES IT SAYS “ONE AT A TTME PLESE U FATTY BITCH”



  603. STELLA MIKALA BUNJULA's Momma Joke:

    ur mum iz so SILLY SHES SILLY



  604. lil raver's Momma Joke:

    yo momma,s is that poor she does,nt know 50 cent i aint talking about the rapper



  605. lil raver's Momma Joke:

    your famly is that ugly even the addams family look pretter



  606. lil raver's Momma Joke:

    your moms that stupid she went to sec savers for shopping because somebody said you should of gone to sec savers



  607. momma's Momma Joke:

    you are all stupid because you are dissing somebody yo dont know and your momma is stupid because she had you.



  608. lil raver's Momma Joke:

    yo momma listen up your that fat and your big i would,nt f*** you even you was a pig



  609. momma's Momma Joke:

    ha. u think your hard man with his naighbour you lost your v,s to A4 papers



  610. lil raver's Momma Joke:

    see momma u fort you was hard but your not because your a tub of lard



  611. binlardin's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas that fat she couldnt fit in my cave. ha usa u cant find me in iraq trust me bitchs i be back



  612. njplay3r12's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage



  613. Kewl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk



  614. lil nikka's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so black dat even the cops couldnt catch ha at night



  615. jabba the hutt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly dat even ha bed turn away from ha



  616. jabba the hutt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly dat she had 2 trick or treat over the telephone

    yo momma so skinny dat she hula hoop wit a cerrieo

    yo sista so fat dat she thought the moo wuz a ding dong



  617. junedot and krazikid's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so white dat she made michael jackson look black



  618. junedot and krazikid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid dat she made a 3-month-old look smart



  619. KYLE LUVS HARRY 4EVA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn!



  620. WHiiTN3Y BR0WN A.k.A W33zY WHiiT's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO STUPiiD THAT SH3 STOL3 HA CAR 4 SOM3 GAS MON3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A LOS3R!



  621. WHiiTN3Y BR0WN A.k.A W33zY WHiiT's Momma Joke:

    Y0UR MAMA S0 STUPiiD THAT SH3 S0LD HA CAR 4 S0M3 GAS M0N3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A L0S3R!



  622. brittany fain's Momma Joke:

    i love this site



  623. young joke's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so poor glass bottle to shave her pubic hair



  624. jay murray's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so black when she went tot night school they thought she had dissapeared



  625. Brittany Woodward's Momma Joke:

    your sista is so ugly ill rather f her moms girl



  626. Brittany Woodward's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly she made me cry



  627. joe mama's Momma Joke:

    ya mama so fat she fatta den eric



  628. joe mama's Momma Joke:

    ya momz so uglii i had 2 drill a hole in duh wall n fucc hur in da next room



  629. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street



  630. tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she needs to use the restroom she had to use the ocean.



  631. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHES JUSS UGLG



  632. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tacoyia davis



  633. Tacoyia davis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had 2 go 2 sea world to get baptized



  634. Michaels mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat everytime she went to the bathroom the toilet siad a…b…c…d get your fat ass off of me!



  635. Zacks cool self's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when ur dad wanted to have sex with he siad awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! BIG FOOT!



  636. tank boy's Momma Joke:

    your tank is soo hairy its too hairy!



  637. toto's Momma Joke:

    i like\
    +



  638. jorge's Momma Joke:

    i like boys



  639. zack's Momma Joke:

    i rape my self



  640. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  641. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so getto when she breasts feeds coolaid comes out



  642. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so so hairy the only laungauge she speaks is wookie.



  643. jessef_luva's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
    Yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
    Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
    Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
    Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.



  644. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is so old she hasthe first copy ofthe tenth amendment



  645. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s



  646. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat she uses a jungle gym for a walker



  647. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to get baptised in the Atlantic Ocean



  648. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked what the number for 911



  649. jt badazz-jacaris's Momma Joke:

    u mama is so fat that when she get on the scale it say try again



  650. swaggerific's Momma Joke:

    aye yo son, yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box cuz it said concentrate

    yo momma so black and fat that they play hide in go seek in her fat rolls



  651. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your family is so poor when i came to your house and rang the door bell your momma stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG



  652. they yall's Momma Joke:

    yomommas legs are so hairy she shampoos them



  653. =p hi's Momma Joke:

    yomommas so dumb when the cereal box said eat it all up she ate the cereal and the box =p



  654. hey dude's Momma Joke:

    yomommas so fat that the scientists at nasa asked her to work as a life size model of jupiter



  655. Jesse's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she got more roles than the bakery



  656. lashon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty that if you ask her for a present she’ll say let me suck your dick first



  657. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma has 1 toe and 1 knee, thats why we call her tony!!!



  658. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur gay 4 looken at tis site!!



  659. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so stupid tat she got locked in a matris factery and sleped on the floor



  660. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what does ghetto mean??



  661. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what does ghetto mean??



  662. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what does ghetto mean??



  663. to anonymous's Momma Joke:

    it means ur mom



  664. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i took her in to a haunted house and she came out with a job



  665. Derrick staten's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she went to jump in da bath da water jumped out



  666. mz.coco's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she iron her back in da morning!!



  667. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got hit with a parked car



  668. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made bam’s uncle say “daaaaamn!”



  669. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty that when I called for phone sex I got an ear infection



  670. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s mouth is so dirty that her tooth brush commited suicide



  671. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s pussy is so nasty my dick melted on sight



  672. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she the reason ray charles went blind



  673. ploops's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that a homeless man gave her a dollar and said get “yourself some food you need it more than I do”



  674. kzd;lbnzf;nbb gf's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so dumb he made a yo daddy joke



  675. blaam's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat she rocked herself to sleep



  676. blaam's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween



  677. goyo's Momma Joke:

    ur sisters so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween



  678. goyo's Momma Joke:

    ur dad so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween



  679. Crystal's Momma Joke:

    She is so nervous she farted in the bathroom



  680. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor her card board box got forclosed



  681. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! ohhhhh!!! =[) =p =Þ



  682. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale the scale set help me!
    or
    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale sayed 2 b continued



  683. stoch's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas So stupid she tried to putt m&ms in ABC order.



  684. yo momma!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she uses mexico as a tanning bed…OOOHHHH!!!!



  685. k-babe's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so dirty, she bring the crabs to the beach



  686. bling bling's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb when she seen a skool bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yo mommas teeth are so yellow the germs always say im walkin on sunshine ohh ohhh yaaaa



  687. bling bling's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that she can trick or treat on halloween over the phone



  688. bling bling's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas soooooooooooo old that her birth certifacate says “expired!”
    or
    yo mommas so poor when i stepped on a ciggerette butt in her house she yelled out who turned off the heat so loud she knocked the astronaunts that were on the moon right off!!!



  689. cutepie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stubid…that she went to this dumd job and she had to dress as a taxi then she fell on the street and everbody was calling her taxi!!



  690. cutepie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio



  691. Alexander R. Goodhand's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she have sex she moans recipes. “Eggs, milk, butter, BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  692. yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old she sat behide god in 3rd grade



  693. destiny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that pimple on top of her lip mistake for the crack of her ass



  694. boyankah jones's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fake that they mistaked her for a manican in walMART



  695. lombbozida fartchka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy that when she got lost on a hiking trip in the forest, her rescuers came and thought that they found a new breed of monkey. =)



  696. gunthers syliva said said said said said said's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly that eveytime someone looks at her, they say ARNT U A LITTLE TO OLD TO STILL BE DUMPSTER DIVING?

    grnrikslnf kgrae9uiomf grsabdniklfgfxhurwimgnsaufbcvldng fbswad\fansdc ka



  697. SASHA's Momma Joke:

    SASHA iSz LYK3 A NASCAR DRiV3R SH3 BURNSz 50 RUBB3RSz A DAY



  698. KACI's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO SCARERED THAT SHE GOT DRUNK



  699. KACI's Momma Joke:

    I HATE YO MOMMA CUZ SHE CAN BE A MOTHER



  700. Zimo's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly That People Vomits Blood When Ever They Heard Stories About Her .
    Or
    Yo Momma So Lazy , The Wheelchair Reclines .



  701. cooliest's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma like cake mix 15 servings per pacage



  702. SEXYLOICKA's Momma Joke:

    i will lik ur pussy if u want ur momma to do it



  703. aprina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steped on a weight it said to be continued…



  704. DEON's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, i flicked a buger on da wal she came out n said ( clap yo hand , stomp yo feet , thanked the lord we got meat)



  705. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her face!



  706. JENNIFER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE CLIPPERS GAME FOR A HAIR CUT



  707. JENNIFER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN I MAY I USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID YEA BEHIND THE TV



  708. JENNIFER's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN I PICKED UP A PENNY FROM OFF THE STREET SHE SAID HEY THATS PAY CHECK



  709. jay woodberry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy you got a rug burn when u were born



  710. ibu's Momma Joke:

    ibu is soooooooo hot she wet herself!wow



  711. adem's Momma Joke:

    im a nut
    but ppl call pis nut
    i love a nutty girl
    but she dumped me in a nut factory!!



  712. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat the walls got jealous



  713. dude1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a hard ware store- 10 cents a screw



  714. dude1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly they had to invent a new defination of ugly-
    UGLY(N,adj.)- your mother
    Hey look at that ugly



  715. dude1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a squirl…she loves to put nuts in her mouth



  716. LunarHound's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma IS So Ugly She Looked Out Her Window and Got Arrested For Mooning



  717. ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she needs a crossing guard for her cereal



  718. Cobi's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama is so ugly i told her that i was to hot and she said im cold



  719. Cobi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb i looked her in a toilet store and she pied on the floor



  720. abc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a fatty that when she tries 2 clap her boobs clap 4 her



  721. abc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma SO stupid she seend a black monster she got scared and she said o thats my daddy



  722. abc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she put nuts in her mouth she squestit and then she sade mmmm tasty with butter on top



  723. cristian rodriguez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she made the toilet sing abcdefg get your fat ass out off me



  724. joanna's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so old when i tapped her on the back her titties fell off



  725. joanna's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and said wheres my gumball



  726. Anthony Cruz's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she gets on a bus all the people sing colt 45



  727. qbu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat the last time she saw 90210 was one the scale



  728. qbu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny that she is jelous of the wall



  729. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black that Dark Vator said welcome to the dark side



  730. samantha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she stole free bread



  731. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made Freedy got night mare



  732. kody davies's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack



  733. kody davies's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack



  734. yo mama king's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched dacouch



  735. yo mama king's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched da couch



  736. la girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is dumb she thought a jam dougnut was bleeding



  737. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is soooooooooooooooooooooo……stupid



  738. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat i walked around her twice and got lost



  739. Assad's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused hurricane katrina



  740. Assad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly the government named haloween after her



  741. Assad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so skinny she can dodge rain drops



  742. Assad's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat when she checked in to a hotel she took up a whole wing



  743. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she had to call 911 to help her get to her phone



  744. mariana castaneda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she ugly



  745. unique ervin's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so pretty people stop and stare cause she ugly



  746. sally's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white water is water huh!



  747. sally's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so 2059 funniest joke ever



  748. christine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo stupid she took a spoon and told someone hello



  749. Cleona's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly bloody mary wouldnt kill her



  750. kyndell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued



  751. mrpimp69's Momma Joke:

    OH
    U GOT OWNED



  752. Harriett the spy !!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma Soo OLDD !!— Sheas a waitress at the last supper

    Yo mamma Sooo OLDD”" —- She was Jesus’ Bff3



  753. Sierra MARIE!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so nice she gave me the hair off her back11



  754. Mollie kate's Momma Joke:

    for all you bitch ass fakes get the hell out of hurrr, dont hate.

    YOUR MOM!



  755. Erica's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she went on a weighting scale it said 1 person at a time

    Yo sista so skinny she has 2 run in the shower 2 get wet



  756. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that people ran around her for exercise



  757. peta's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat that when she broke her leg gravy came out



  758. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the house come down



  759. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the house come down



  760. jess's Momma Joke:

    yo sisters so ugly your dad took her to work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye



  761. jess's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her and got shocked because she thourght it was a tampon



  762. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she died



  763. millie's Momma Joke:

    your mumma is so fat that when she wears a blue to ppl shout phsunami
    your papa is so ol he sat behind jesus in third grade
    you are so fat ppl run around u 4 exercise
    you r so fat when u go in a hot air balloon ppl think there your tights



  764. millie's Momma Joke:

    your sister is so fat she is on both sides of the family

    your mumma is so fat her picture fell of the wall

    your papa is so fat he fell out both sides of the bed

    thx ive gt loads more jokes xx



  765. Tammy's Momma Joke:

    U GUYZ NEED 2 GET BETTER JOKES LIKE WAT THE HELL SOME OF THESE JOKES DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE!



  766. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i told her to act her age she died



  767. Mz. Harper 4 eva!!!!!!!!!! dont where it out!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when thei said it was goin to be chilly she grabbed her bowl and spoon and went outside and said where its at



  768. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she walked into the store they said “sorry no clearance”.



  769. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out.



  770. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she sat down to pee dust came out.



  771. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got winter teeth 2 above, 2 below



  772. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got summer teeth, some are here some are there.



  773. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got butter face, everything looks good but her face.



  774. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas teeth are yellow she spittes on popcorn for butter.



  775. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas lipps are so big putts on lippstick with a paint ruler



  776. immanuel's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she is walking and sang I like im big I like im chunky.



  777. hanna montana's Momma Joke:

    hi kara



  778. hanna montana's Momma Joke:

    wazup



  779. hanna montana's Momma Joke:

    lives what you make it



  780. Sucket's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so dumb I said im gon be on yo momma and she said Oh everybodys been on her



  781. lilwayne's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so ugly your momma wanted a oberson and the dad/ borther/godmother/and me.



  782. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so dum when she goes 2 a supermarket she forgots what to my



  783. LiL lEGZ's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she goes outside in a yellow coat every one says taxi oh oh oh oh oh



  784. ulad's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly, when i went to find a mom i said get out of my face



  785. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she jumped in the sea and the whales started singen we are family!!



  786. key-key's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb yo daddy asked her foe sex she started humping the pillow



  787. jiggley cronny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma like a vacum she sucks she. Blows and is layed in the closet.



  788. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she went to a baseball game nobody could find their seats.



  789. Tommy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that when she went to a baseball game nobody could. find their seats.



  790. you fameley's Momma Joke:

    your familey is so poor that when you stept on the smoke they said how tord of the heat



  791. dunluckdung's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so old when she tried to breast feed you powder came out.poof



  792. devil_killer_2007@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she saw a stop sign she waited to say go



  793. devil_killer_2007@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so blinde she married kane



  794. rowdy taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black see went to night school and was counted not there



  795. tt's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is so fat she sat on a chair she brouk it.



  796. holly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when her computer says you got mail she gos and she waits for the mailman



  797. holly's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat her bestfriend is a twinkey



  798. dreamdevil77's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that when she had sex, a web of spiders came out of her vagina



  799. dreamdevil77's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short she need a stool to use the bathroom



  800. holly's Momma Joke:

    your momma so phat she sat on a tv and it turn into a gameboy



  801. pimpin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so balled that the morror said dang



  802. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma’s on crack



  803. gennny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skitles



  804. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid, she married yo daddy’s baby daddy.



  805. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  806. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    SONIA MUM SO FAT WEH U POEK A NEDAL IN HE BELLING SHE EXPOLEDS



  807. many lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat were in her right now.



  808. many lopez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
    Yo mama is so harry she could be sold as a china pet.
    Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pey to not see her.



  809. many lopez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so black she bleads light cofee.



  810. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued



  811. Angey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama`soo fat she filled up the bathtub and then turned the water on



  812. Angey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz soo dirty she’s had more rappers in her than an ipod



  813. d.weezy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb she thought tiger woods was a forest in Africa.



  814. aishakimberly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she gotta get baptized at sea world !



  815. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid i saw her jumpin up and down and asked wat she’s doin ….she said ‘i drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it;



  816. day 26's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she uses peanut butter to finger herself



  817. vato's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i rang da doorbell an she ran to da microwave



  818. Gavin's Momma Joke:

    you mamas teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows



  819. Gavin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old that when she breast feeds powder comes out



  820. desha sharee anderson's Momma Joke:

    u mummy so supidt seh cna.t splle



  821. bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  822. bitcherella's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so damn dumb she got locked in the bathroom and almost pissed in her pants



  823. lera w.'s Momma Joke:

    bush so stupid he ran for office



  824. cookie's Momma Joke:

    im so fat i had aheart attack



  825. bitcherella's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when you were born the docter slaped ger



  826. dakari's Momma Joke:

    im so retated da mental place wouldnt take me!!



  827. dakari's Momma Joke:

    all the single men im gay i go to oceanway come rape me!!!



  828. Lera's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she was listening to single ladies and she said where dey at



  829. bitcherella's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i rung da door bell she said ding-dong



  830. Lera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco



  831. Lera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco



  832. Lera's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco



  833. aerieal theb fat hoe's Momma Joke:

    im fat and gay at o-way middle come rape me



  834. dakari's Momma Joke:

    mcain so dumb he ran for prez



  835. Lera's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat he saw Aerial and said “I wear the same bra”



  836. matt's Momma Joke:

    aerial head so big i said it was big



  837. dakari's Momma Joke:

    i could have been yo daddy but the gorrilla in front me didn’t wear a condom



  838. Lera's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got a treadmill for Christmas and said “Can I have the reciept”



  839. carmel goddess's Momma Joke:

    matt momma so nasty her coochie juce iz acid rain



  840. dakari's Momma Joke:

    matt so fat when he jumped up and down he fell all theway to hell



  841. matt's Momma Joke:

    why u talkin bout my papa



  842. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wants to shake someones hand she hast to give them directions



  843. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so flat shes jealous of the wall



  844. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.



  845. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!



  846. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!



  847. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.



  848. Kareem's Momma Joke:

    A blond walked into a computer shop and said to a member of staff “excuse me could I buy some curtains for my new computer please?” the man replied “you don’t need curtains on a computer”
    the blonde said “well why do I have windows then.”



  849. PAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY U CAN FINED HER NAME IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER UGLY.



  850. PAM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY U CAN FINED HER NAME IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER UGLY.



  851. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought an egg was a ball



  852. Yossii101's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma lips r sooo ashy every time she talks she starts a fire!



  853. rosalie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly that when she looks at King Kong she sees herself



  854. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, she just commited suicide



  855. Tyrel's Momma Joke:

    I’m gay I go to Oceanway my boyfriends name is Sam and I eat dick juice



  856. carmel goddess's Momma Joke:

    s. so green she made up da color



  857. carmel goddess's Momma Joke:

    s so green she glow in da dark



  858. rachel's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she robbed the bank and left the money.



  859. Corey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly Her cats and dogs would come to her.



  860. Corey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor you asked her if you could use the restroom,she said pick a corner.



  861. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald headed when she go to sleep her head rolls of the pillow



  862. antwuan t's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that half of her is still in yesterday



  863. antwuan t's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when you walk in her front door you end up in her back yard



  864. antwuan toliver's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she was the dj at the boston tea party



  865. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she was there for jesus last super



  866. andre's Momma Joke:

    yomama so stupid she stole free bread



  867. JOE frm waysidee's Momma Joke:

    im gay(=



  868. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat his pager is a v c r



  869. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat his pager is a v c r



  870. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall she triped over a rock and hit the moon



  871. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat he out a cover over the ocean and called it his waterbed



  872. nottin's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so fat his pager is avcr



  873. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald headed that her head look like a busted condom



  874. ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she sat in front of steive wonder he said who left this pile of shit in front of me.



  875. Youngster's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so ugly jason is scared of her



  876. JAZMINE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA TEETH IS YELLOW IT LOOK LIKE PEE



  877. LIL ZOE 305's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE NEED A DUMB TEST RIGHT AFTER U GET 1



  878. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor, i saw her chasing a garbage truck with her shopping list



  879. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO BLACK WHEN SHE WENT TO KFC THAY SAID DO YOU WANT EXRA BLACK OR CHRISPY BLACK



  880. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so fat when she sits around the house, she actually sit around the house!!!



  881. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so fat when she sits on the couch thres no room for king kong!!!



  882. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a door handle everyone gives her a turn!!!



  883. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she sold her car for gas money!!!



  884. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she jumped off a building i was laughing, but the ground was already crackin’ up!!!



  885. cj willie's Momma Joke:

    YO SO FAT SHE GOT HIT WITH A BUS AND SAID “WHO THROW THAT ROCK”



  886. pimb's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so dumb that she plugged a real mouse into a computer!!!



  887. pimb's Momma Joke:

    YO SISTER SO FAT THAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY



  888. jONATAHAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE FISH SAID DAAAAAAAAAAAAM!



  889. epidemic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty she make mexicans look clean



  890. lady libra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.



  891. lady libra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.



  892. lil tnl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!



  893. lil tnl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!



  894. kaili's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when everyone saw her they said in their head did she eat a piano or something.



  895. Bow Chicka Wow Wow's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, ok im sorry who wants to waste their time and make stupid yo mama jokes. Its really stupid.



  896. hhy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her waisr is the equator



  897. hhy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it she said, “stop that twinkie!!!”



  898. hhy's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund.



  899. hhy's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she wears a red coat they told her hey kool aid man.



  900. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet her booty cheeks touched the floor.

    By quamaine morrow



  901. antonio camarena's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old she still owes moses a dollar



  902. antonio camarena's Momma Joke:

    jose martinez mama is so deprest because she had him



  903. stubbytails123's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO STOPID SHES STOPID



  904. Malayia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny when she turns she disapeirs



  905. Malayia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when somebody help her up she falls back down



  906. britney jones's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they call her waffle neck



  907. britney jones's Momma Joke:

    jamie head so big they call hym BMW (BODY MADE WRONG)



  908. britney jones's Momma Joke:

    JAMIE LEE TAYLOR FAT WEN HE SAT ON DA TOILET HE FALL OUT



  909. britney jones's Momma Joke:

    JAMIE LEE TAYLOR FAT WEN HE SAT ON DA TOILET HE FALL OUT



  910. Chels&Lauz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat !
    they’re thinking of naming an earthquake after her !!



  911. Chelsea M's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So fat,
    she went to the fun fair;
    and everyone mistaken her for a bouncy castle !!



  912. Laura D's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid
    She thinks Credit Crunch is a Cereal !!



  913. Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Gassy

    When she breaks wind,
    The Big Bang starts all over !!



  914. Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so hairy
    when she was born her mom started crying and said i wanted a baby not a Gorrilla !! :>> xlx



  915. Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma got so many spots..

    the kids in the waiting room in the doctors ,

    Started to play join the dots on her forehead ! (;; x



  916. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,
    chick-fala mistakes her as the cow!!!

    HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!



  917. halibita's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy,

    she has a mohawk on her boobs!!!



  918. christian aka danny's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat



  919. Cuetara12's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that bill gaites couldnt pay for her lyposuction

    your mama is so ugly that rice crispies wont talk to her lolz

    your momma is so fat when her beeper goes of people thinks that shes backing up
    hahah if you want any more yo mame jokes hit me up at my space heres my email doobers932@yahoo.com
    yuh gurl Krisha



  920. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty that even my tiolet cleaner that her.



  921. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that one look at her can turn you blind

    yo momma so dull that u need to screw a bulb on her ever 5 secs

    yo momma so fat she sat next to everybody in school (fresh prince) +_+

    yo momma so stupid she couldn’t even pass a spell check

    yo momma so slow a snail could beat her



  922. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    sista sista



  923. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat shes fat



  924. Dee Money's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum she took mi fone and rubbed across her neck because i tld her it was a razor



  925. antwuan t's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma got 1 big titty and one little titty thy call her biggie smalls



  926. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    gay



  927. beny,merneza's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.



  928. beny,merneza's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.



  929. beny,merneza's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.



  930. shewna's Momma Joke:

    you people are sooooooooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyy



  931. erica's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to use the driveway to iron her clothes:) lol



  932. erica &shewna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is SOOO FAT that she uses the equater as her belt:) lolz



  933. norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas is so ashy she use car engine for babyoil



  934. norbit's Momma Joke:

    you a stitch you no you can tell thas y media went to jail



  935. norbit's Momma Joke:

    you people are soooooooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



  936. norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo mommam is so she use mtv for cable



  937. norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo mommam is so gay use mtv for cable



  938. norbit's Momma Joke:

    yo mommam is so gay she use mtv for cable



  939. Ayinde's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto, when she breastfeed koolaid comes out



  940. bri's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she go 2 the movies she sit next 2 everybody



  941. jdog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i said what r u doing she said moveing



  942. sadie caruso's Momma Joke:

    yo ma ma is so fat, when she needs to whipe her butt she sends out a serch party. ha ha ha ha ha
    love sadie caruso



  943. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooo fat ha ass farts when she walks



  944. sista's Momma Joke:

    yo sista sooooo ugly my brother took ha to da hunted house an she came out wit aa application



  945. cindy m's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas soooooooooo fat when i ask her how much she wieghted i thought it was her phone number

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  946. CINDY M's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOOO FAT WHEN I PUT A PEICE OF CHIKEN IN FRONT OF HER SHE STARTS TO GET HORNY



  947. CINDY M's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY SHE MADE A BLIND KID CRY : )



  948. CINDY M's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOO FAT HER MOUTH WASH IZ BAR-B-QUE FLAVERED



  949. CINDY M's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOO FAT WHEN I ASKED HER WAT WAZ 4 DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS



  950. shewna's Momma Joke:

    like me



  951. shewna's Momma Joke:

    iam gay



  952. YO MOMMA......'s Momma Joke:

    YOU AND YO MOMMA SO NASTY YALL SHARED THE CRABS BETWEEN YALL LEGS WITH EACH OTHER



  953. hommie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat in a rainbow and skittles popped out



  954. Damn's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma so stupid she picks her butt instead of her nose



  955. Ha HA cnt beat me's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she sat down and lowered the price



  956. OOHHHHHHHH's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so stupid she took the wrong way instead of the right way



  957. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on 4 qourters and made a doller



  958. lisa's Momma Joke:

    you mommy so fat she is iron to brake



  959. lisa's Momma Joke:

    you mommy so fat she is iron to brake



  960. lisa's Momma Joke:

    you mommy so fat she is iron to brake



  961. lisa's Momma Joke:

    you mommy so fat she is iron to brake



  962. mehraz choudary's Momma Joke:

    hey im mehraz(H) and im butterz if anyone can beat ME then post a comment ;)



  963. mehraz choudary's Momma Joke:

    hey im mehraz and i love yo moommaaa



  964. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that whe nshe saw a school bus of white people she said stop that twinky



  965. Danielle's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat she puts mayonaise on her cheese friends



  966. Jay Jay's Momma Joke:

    Yo, this is Jay if you think you can beat me at a yo momma battle post a comment.



  967. Clifton burnett's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she uses her discount card on the dollar menu



  968. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so stupid she thot wal-mart wuz a house buyer



  969. JALEN'S MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA TEETH SO YELLOW. WE THOT IT WAS POPCORN



  970. JALEN'S MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO BROTHER TEETH SO STANK. WE NEDD TOOTHPAST AND A BRUSH



  971. JALEN'S MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO BROTHER TEETH SO STANK. WE NEED TOOTHPAST AND A BRUSH



  972. lala's Momma Joke:

    you sister so ugly she had to stick her hole boddy in the freezer to make her pussy har



  973. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when sh drink water it turn into lemonade



  974. Alex's Momma Joke:

    Your sister is so fat that she broke the whole bathroom while she was taken a shit



  975. yo mama champion's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo fat that she got a life gaurd for her breakfast bowl…



  976. Shay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo ugly when she looked in the mirror it screamed



  977. all yo mamas's Momma Joke:

    ALL YOUR JOKES SUCK



  978. Andre Wolfe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried 2 put m&ms in alphebetical order



  979. linzana's mom joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she bought a doughnut she returned it to the doughnut store becuz it had a hole!:O



  980. chico montana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soooooo fat look at the person next to u and compare them



  981. chico montana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she that she got afro on her nipols



  982. chico montana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and tall she made bigshow and shaq look real back



  983. Jamal's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
    Yo mama has so many chins when she looks at you it looks like she is staring over a bunch of pancakes…



  984. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat tht she gad to get baptized at SEAWORLD



  985. Emily's Momma Joke:

    ur sisters so ugly, she makes freddy crugar look hawt!



  986. Khrystyan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid that when yo daddy said it’s chilly outside,she ran outside with a spoon



  987. John's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint - roller



  988. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale,it read ”one at a time,please”



  989. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so that when she step on a scale it read ”to be continued”



  990. louis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she put on nikes it spell out nickoledan



  991. Tatiana's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she got a ruler to measure the time that she slept



  992. Tatiana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when someone went to her house he said i need to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner:)



  993. Tatiana's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she had you:D

    i anything add me on msn tatibaybee247@hoitmail.com
    byee



  994. Tatiana's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old her birth certificate said EXPIRED on it:)



  995. Milton's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so greasy
    she uses bacon as a band-aid



  996. scatty poop :)'s Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid she returned a dohnut because it had a hole in it :P!

    your mum is so fat that when she gets on scales it says on at a time please



  997. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to in and out she went in but couldnt get out



  998. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache glows



  999. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she was kicking a box i asked her what she was doing she said moving



  1000. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short you can see her feet on he drivers license



  1001. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mums glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving



  1002. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  1003. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas head is so nappy moses couldn’t part it



  1004. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she holds up a sign that says don’t spit i can’t swim



  1005. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals



  1006. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor i stepped on a cigarette she said stop turning off all my lights



  1007. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor i stepped on her grass she said get off my bed



  1008. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she looked in the mirror and someones in the house



  1009. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooo stupid she thought a quarterback was change



  1010. Antawan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old when jesus said let there be light she hit the switch



  1011. poohdah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i walked in the frontdoor and she said get off my back porch



  1012. poohdah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama head so nappy the mississippi couldnt part it



  1013. pooohdah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama head so nappy the mississippi river couldnt part it



  1014. david's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belt size is equater



  1015. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skiny she fell through a salteen cracker and bubped hr head on a peice of salt.



  1016. gradeagrass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat fat dat when she wears a red dress everybody says hey koolaid



  1017. gradeagrass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she bout a spoon to the superbowl



  1018. gradeagrass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean the whales start singing we are family



  1019. gradeagrass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she brought a chess set to a pawn shop



  1020. gradeagrass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she wanted a water bed and they threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean



  1021. serena's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got afros on her nipples



  1022. serena's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  1023. roro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama hair so napy yo fingers get stuck



  1024. jouju's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she just ugly!!!



  1025. bobo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that the whales kicked her out of the ocean



  1026. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that the whales kicked her out of the ocean



  1027. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat that when she took a crap a little kid came out



  1028. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister so skinny, when she farts, her belly button comes out her asshole.



  1029. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dirty she doesn’t have the guts to show her face.



  1030. martins's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and green peace pulled her out



  1031. marteens's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she was arrested for destroying mother nature.



  1032. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS IS wooki ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!



  1033. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    YO SISTER SO HAIRY THAT THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS IS wooki ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!



  1034. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    YO SISTA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT TO WINDOW competition she thought she would actully win dough



  1035. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb tht when she went to a WINDOW competition she thought that she would actually win dow



  1036. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that she thought that her pops made his own cereal POPS



  1037. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she went she went into the ocean all the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY”



  1038. ALLI's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark that when she was little she had her first sleepover was in a grill



  1039. Mr.Blattner's Momma Joke:

    im so fat i like cory dudley



  1040. ceaser's Momma Joke:

    funn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1041. leslie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so flat that she jellis of the wall lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1042. jacobfelixsexy!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that every body ran away from her



  1043. sexy jacob!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that her face broke off



  1044. jacobsexyboy!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so fat that he wazz pregnet



  1045. dc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma face be so flat the wall be gellous of her



  1046. dakota's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sold your car for gas money



  1047. dakota's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas like a door nob… every body gets a turn



  1048. tim's Momma Joke:

    i cumed on her face



  1049. jim's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so sexi shes hot



  1050. helloo's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat, the astronauts used her to bomb the moon



  1051. helo's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat, she uses a lawnmower to shave her legs



  1052. hello's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat, she uses wall paint to paint her nails and garden pliers as tweezers



  1053. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat, superman lost his powers when he tried to carry her



  1054. D's Momma Joke:

    tims momtake it in the face



  1055. marley's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  1056. mjeezy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she irons her pants in the drive way



  1057. nick49's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stuipted i said duck she said where?



  1058. nick49's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so geto when she breast feed coolid comes out



  1059. nick49's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her own age she died



  1060. nick49's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her bobbies touch her back



  1061. chanelle's Momma Joke:

    yo sister so fat sh ate cat



  1062. chanelle's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so nasty yo mamma didnt wont him to eat her out



  1063. KAYSHA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WAS BORN IN JUNE AND JULY



  1064. nick49's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so tall she triped over k mart and landed on traget



  1065. uhhh's Momma Joke:

    yo sista so ugly ur NEVER gonna be a brother-in-law



  1066. steven67's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wanted a penny to suck my dick



  1067. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    So short she sat on the carve in swong her feet back &*& forth



  1068. angel's Momma Joke:

    youre mama a hoe and she stop to the cars and the cars say no thanks for that ugly thang never mine let me keep mining my buissnis ……



  1069. angel's Momma Joke:

    youre mama so ugly she be trying to tie her shoe but she be llooking at her butt



  1070. cyberdyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so boring they put her on the table and lough at her



  1071. ShAMARiA !*'s Momma Joke:

    (( - Y0 SiSTAh S0 NASTy ThAT WhEN ShE q0ESz T0 MCd0NAlDSz Nd 0RdERSz Ah Biq -N- TASTEy ThEy TEll HER Y0U d0NT NEEd 0NE MA’AM CAUSzE y0U ALREAdy Biq- N- NASTEy !* ))



  1072. bloo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama head so big the boy tried to get her to suck his d*&$ and he said move your big head



  1073. erakeyana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so damm ugly wen i look at her i die



  1074. ed's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ulgy a kid told her where did she get her mask for halloween



  1075. Danny's momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle



  1076. Danny's momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is poor she cant afford something free



  1077. Danny's momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch



  1078. cassie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so broke robbers broke in her house and left da money



  1079. kiki's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma just fat [no comment]



  1080. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas like a vacum cleaner she sucks blows and gets laid in the closter



  1081. bj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she put on lotion she look like a leather coat



  1082. BRENNA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SUCK MY DICK SO FAST THEY THOGUHT SHE WAS SUCKING DICK



  1083. ayeasha's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so skinny that she can hulahoop in a cherrio.



  1084. ayeasha's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so white you can see her in thedark.



  1085. Lesedi MMI Banda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old,she has a picture of Moses in her year book



  1086. lesedi mmi banda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly,tell her dat we are movin halloween to her birthday



  1087. I dOnT kNoW's Momma Joke:

    YO SISTER IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A PICTURE SHE BRAKES THE SCREEN



  1088. I dOnT kNoW's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up



  1089. I dOnT kNoW's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world



  1090. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun gets jealous



  1091. RIckys momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun gets jealous



  1092. kare bear's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out



  1093. Ricky:)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her pictures weigh 5 pounds



  1094. kare bea's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she went to the mens warehouse
    they asked wat size she wears



  1095. harjit's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so odd when she went to class tere was no history



  1096. a$#lyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street people say”wow its already halloween”!!!!



  1097. sarah's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



  1098. breanna dennison's Momma Joke: