add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com we can have a good time. OH yeah!
sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
just give me pleasure and i will be yours.
Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
Yo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!
Guys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty
Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.
yo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out
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THIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP
your sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!
yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1
ur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”
i hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!
omg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out
Yo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
Yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.
Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!
Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!
Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!
yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight
yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad
yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop
yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no
ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away
Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!
yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!
yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me
yo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died
your mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon
Yo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”
your sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
yo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity
yo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS
yo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner
yo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps
yo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone
yo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
yo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl
yo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard
yo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat
yo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes
ur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.
ur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit
your mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon
yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama
yall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”
FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”
DNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!
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YO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES
your momma stinkz like a bin
its yo sista retard
yo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison
yo manma so ugly she ugly
ur mama is unknown
ur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died
ur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house
ur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you
Yo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch
Yo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!
yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black
Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!
yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn
yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!
Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!
Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween
yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..
yo momma so old she farts dust
im so fat i look like a fat pig a real one
yo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!
yo mama is so old she ows jesus $3
your mama is so old she farts dust
yo momma pussy is nasty they make you eat it on fear factor
my momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house
you can su-k my di-k
christian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))
Christian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.
CHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.
Yo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail
Sweet message.
I am sure you will surf on my site..
See ya
yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican
yo mama so stupid she failed a survey
yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!
your momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!
yo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!
your moma is so hot she make the sun look cold
you mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it
i make yo momma horny
ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book
Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls
Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.
When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.
Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.
Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.
ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
these are some stupid jokes
your momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”
yO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future
yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!
Yo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund
yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
you sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home
wow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too
Yo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side
yo momma so gay made bi. people hate her
Yo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.
yo momma is so fat she made new york say damn
yo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon
Yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
yO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.
add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com
we can have a good time. OH yeah!
sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
just give me pleasure and i will be yours.
i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.
yo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn
yo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake
yo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot
Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices
yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.
yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~
ur mom
yo mama is so dum she steals free bread
yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon
yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.
Yo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”
Yo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off
yo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her
yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
Your momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza
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yo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye
yo mama so flat chested she works at hooties
Yo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’
yo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it
Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
yo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe
yo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.
yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
yo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.
Yo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.
Yo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.
Chelsey
Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!
LOL
yo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
yo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’
yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry
yo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)
YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK
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yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.
yo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!
yo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″
ya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head
the reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut
yo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn
your momma’s soo fat,
yoda couldnt pick her up!
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides
yo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video
yo mama so fat she looks like you
Yo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
Yr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
yo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”
this website is soo stupid the ritin is too fukin small
yo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles
yo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!
yo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”
Yo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC
yo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g
Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”
Yo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store
Yo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.
yo momma is so gay
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo momma look like mayonaise
UR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE
yo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice
YO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER
Yo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.
Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.
YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.
YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY
ur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
in flames
yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!
yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her
yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff
your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…
your mums so ugly she looks like mine
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good
Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”
Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it
yo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI
Yo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her
yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please
yo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no
yo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame
yo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time
Yo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her
yo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system
yo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour
your momas so fat her blood type is rocky road
Yo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them
yo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition
yo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense
Hey wat up
Yo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.
your dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton
yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles
your mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”
yo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone
yo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round
yo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!
yo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor
yo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards
yo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!
yo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad
Yo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.
Your sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight
omg these jokes suck balls
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,SHE BOUGHT A WATCH TO KEEP A EYE ON TIME
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASKETBALL GAME AND START YELLING OUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS NAMES.
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER SATELITE DISH IS HER CEREAL BOWL
YO MOMMA SO LAME SHE SITS AND MAKES UP YO MOMMA JOKES
U GET IT?
joke kings ,so stupid he didnt know he was stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she invented the waterproof towel
yo mama is so ugly that when she went in to the forest everyone thought they saw big foot
Yo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!
yo mumma so ugly that the government changed halloween to her birthday
Yo momma is so fat that they baptizied her in Marines world
yo momma so poor when i step on the cigarette she said who turned off the lights
yo momma so gay she’s the one that made this website.!
yo sista or mamma is so old she had jesus in her yearbook
yo mamma so nasty she opened her legs on the table and said we’re havin crabs 4 dinner
yo sista so greasy she look like she swimed in a buket of frisco
yo mama has really bad yo mama jokes.
your momma so stuiped when she saw a white boy in a school bus she said twinkie come back
yo sista so stuiped she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call
is so ugly when she wanted to take da train dey said where are u?
yo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
Hi
ur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!
u sitsa so ugly she made juese love men
ur mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus inn the face
ur mama’s breath so hot it made the devil jup outa hell
yo momma so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she almost wet herself
yo sista so fat that when someone wanted to drive around her they ran out of gas
yo sista as so much grease on her head i could keep on greasin my shoe till i die
ya’ll are lame
yo mamma is like ms petit fat old and hungry
yo mamma like a freezer everybody put dey meat in
yo mamma so fat her shadow way 2000 pounds
yo mama so fat she cant see ha pussy
Yo mama is so fat when god looks down on the earth thats all he can SEE!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so poor she bolws for rent money
this joke are dum
you mother so fat when she got on the scale i thougt she was giveing me her phone number
yo momma so fat wen she won tha guinness world record her photo took up the whole book…and that wasnt even actual size:)
Guys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty
Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.
yo sista so short to get out of the car she had 2 go skydiving!!!
yo sisteris so fugle she makes your mama’s ass look like king cong.
yo momma is so fat when she went to the store the manager said no elephants aloud
fatass is afro neenja
yo mama hair so short, wen you braid it it look like stitches
yo sista so fat, dey have to grease da bath tub to get her ouy
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
yo mamma so ugly insted of Halloween they named it yo mamma ween
you so ugly that when u were born yo mumma slapt the doctor
you are so ugly when you were born you’re mother said ‘ What a treasor!’ and you’re father said ‘ yes let’s go burry her!’.
your brother so stupid he said who am i!
yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
ur momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
your mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family … even though your bigger than me!!
your mamma is so dirty when she whent to take a bath the water jumped out and said no thank you!
your mamma is so stupid that when she was going to disney land a sign said “disney land left” so she turned around and went back home!
your sis is such a hoe, i gave her a penny for a lap dance and she gave me change back!
vvdd
Yo sister iz so old she sat next 2 jesus in elembntary skool
yo mama is so hary u need a weed wacker to cut her hair
your momma so ugly freddie kruger has nightmares about her
anonymous’s mom is so hairy if you went to cut her butt hairs off it could make bigfoot
Anonymous’s moms twat is so ugly that it looks like diarea in a toilet
Big dick steve’s sister is so ugly she I much rather lick anonymous’s mom asshair
Vinetta is one hott bitch
Big Dick Steve’s sister is so ugly she has a butt-licking marathon with Vineeta when shes drunk
Anonymous’s Grandma’s teeth are so yellow that instead of using water and toothpaste, she uses my piss and butter
Your Grandma is so ugly she took her clothes off at a nudist beach and everyone else put theirs back on
Stevens Sister is so fat and hairy that you could make rope out of her smelly ass armpit hair and climb down dat bitch like a 4 story building
just like my store your MOMMAS LEGS ARE OPEN TWENTY FOUR SEVEN
SUPREME TWATLICKERS MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAZ WALKING IT OUT SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY
THE ONLY TIME WHEN YOUR MOM GOT TO WALK IT OUT IS WHEN PEOPLE TOLD HER TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF THE CLUB
YOU MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN THE COPS CAME THEY SAID PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN
YO MOMMA SUCH A HOE THE ONLY REASON SHE WEARS UNDEER WEAR IS TO KEEP HER ANKLES WARM
ALL YR JOKES R STUPID UNLIKE MINE POEPLE
get yur momma jokes game up
Lover boy’s mom is so nasty she banged him so she can brag to her friends that she got laid
yo sis is so ugly god thought he made a mistake
Lover Boy’s sister is so ugly when she came out head first, it looks like his mom tried to smack her bak in with bricks
yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus with white kids she said stop that twinkle
yo sista so uglyshe made jupador crack in to billions of pieses
yo sista so ugleyand fat when she lookes in the meior she dies and does a belly flop and falls to hell
Your mom is so ugly when she went inside a hunted house she came out wit an aplication.
Your mom is so ugly dat wen she threw a boomerang in never came bak
your mommas so stupid she traded her car for gas money
nula payne is so ugly that she makes shit look hot
dylan pimentil is so desperate he jaked off a horse and changed to sheep
come on by’s who ever wants to fight me come out to cox’s cove to get your ass kicked
yo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out
Dylan pimental is so soft, teletubies bully him around at skool
yo mamma is so old when i tapped her on the back her tits fell off
yo mammas so tall she did a cartwheel and slapped jessus on the face
your brother so ugly people thought he had a fade turned out his haie ran away from his face
yo mama so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled’ stop that twinkie!’
Yo mama is stupid that she laughs at these jokes.
yo mamma so manly cause she looks like a koala
yo momma so funny she made me laugh
yo mama teeth so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up.
yo mama is sooo fat dat she is sweatn out butter
yo mama iz so stupid when she went to orlando the waz a sign that said orlando to tha left
she turen around went back home wit da whales
nonbfhigohntriojhfuhgortuihtotouthiuorgtilutwguiwefahirwehio;wfaeiojh; dat waqt ur mama said cause she stupid
yo mama is so black when she went to black skool they put her as absent
we are da 3 snitches ok bitches
Spider13
Your mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo sista so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges said sorry no pros
yo momma s short she made mini me (from Austin Powers) look like Shaq.
Your mama soo ugly she makes a brick wall look good.
your mama soo FAT you have to grease the sides of the tub to flip her over. HA HA!
ur sista teeth so yellow when she walked into church the people who were singing busted out singin let it shine
yo sister’s so hairy they filmed Queen Kong when she went to the rain forest
yo sister’s so poor she gives head for bus fair and still walks home
yo momma is so fat when she runs around naked her stomach goes flip flop
your mamma is so skinn that she told someone to kiss her ass they aid erer is it
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Yo sistaz a snake charmer cuz wen a guy cz er hiz anaconda goes up!
Ur sistaz such a hoe playboy mansion turned er dwn
THIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
all all is hoes if u want to talkin ur shit call me at 5361787
yo momma’s so poor that she ate cornflakes with a fork so she could save milk and not waste money butin some
yo mamma so fat she jumped on walmart and made the prices go lower
yo momma so poor she can’t afford to buy free water.
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Bounced On A trampoline And Turned Into a cloud
yo momma so stupid she payed me last night
yo momma fo fat she uses a limo as a dildo
yo mamma is so fat when she falls over its worlds end
your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
your mumma!
ur muma so dam fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptised!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOO DISS!
ur muma, u see shes FAT!
you should all die
ur mum makes godzilla look like a racoon
ur muma so fat she ate to much
ur muma so ugly people laughed at her
your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
yo moma so fat, she need a map to find her asshole
your momma so hairy…….the only language she speeks is WOOKIE!!
your momma so hairy……the only language she speeks is…….WOOKIE!!
YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY……THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEEKS IS…….WOOKIE!!
yo momma sucks so hard the head come out her ass
yo mama so fat she need a area code
yo mama so dum at ha house she let a d dog rape her
yo mama is so fat she went by the sun and god said move out the way fat ass
i like sex and i like to rape little kids and i will kill
yo sister so DAMN STUPID SHE WENT IN TO A 18 AND OVER MOVIE AND BROUGHT 17 OF HER FRIENDS!
your muma so stupid she tred to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff
yo SISTER is soo fat she was on facebook and her account got deleted
anyone wanna have fun i have GREAT sex!
yo mamma so fat when she sat down she broke the chair(poopop)
yo mammas hair is so red when she walked into a bar everyone yelled oh no the devil.(sister)
yo mammas so ugly that when she made a nexopia her account deleted it self cause he was embarresd
your mama is soo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.!
yo mama is so white, when she looked out the window she got arrested for moonin
yo mama is soo loud she makes the windows break!
yo mamma is so ugly she ran the mirror compnay out of bussneses
these people who is making these jokes is so corney
my name is tishaunie i want some punani
-thugg life-
yo momma head so small she got her er peirced and died
yo momas so nasty i called her for hone sex and i got an ear infection
yo momma so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!
yer momma is so fat, when the tourists came to town, they thought her fingers were penninsulas.
yo mama is so fat she made free willy look like a tic tak
your mamma is so black, she went passed me and i thought it was da shadow
NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP
yo mooma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
your momma pussy is so big whene i have sex with her i have to tie a two by four to my ass so i dont fall in
she so black when she slap you u thought you got a new beauty mark
Yo momma is so stupid that she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said ” I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Yo momma is so poor that when she went to Best Buy, slept on the prices and lowered them!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOL
yo sister so fat that when she farted the whole world exloded!!
You Mama just like a bowling ball…………..Finger Her………..throw her in the gutter…and….she always comes back for more…
wats Grosser That Gross
haveing a dream about choclate pudding and wakeing up with a spoon in your ass
Yo momma is so fat,That she would have been on E.T.,but by the time she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama is so poor she nly smells a nyc cooked dinner wen a rich man farts x
Tweety’s wifey
Shaniya
Yo mama so ugly and somehow she got fired from a Blow-Jobs
yo momma so dumb that she put diarea in her milk thinking it was chocolate syrup!!!
yo momma so poor that she put a white blanket in her cereal cause she couldn’t afford milk!!
your momma is so fat she cant fit in the wheel chair
Yo Momma So Fat She Died By Giving Birth At The Age Of 9
fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your mom is so fat that when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinky”!!!!!!!!
yo sistsa so uglty she stodd on the impire state bulding and said i’m goin down.
tou mammas soooooooooo stupid wen the door bell rang she thought it was the phone.
yo mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks
what the difference between a drug dealer and a hoocker a hoocker can whash her crack and sell it again
nikita is so fine
yo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway
yo mommaa so fat her food takes the subway to get to her stomach
ur mammas so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a shit
Ur mommas breath so hot she heated up her own cofee and yo choclate milk
timmy mom so ugly she mad medussa run 4 da roaches
klinger nis simply the boss
your sister so fat that when she jump on the bed it broke in half
your mum so hairy she speaks wookie.Alicia is very hairy like a wookie
Alicia is so stupid she thinks talcom powder is make up.
yo momma is so fat she is almost as fat as your sister.
yo momma is so old her tities are full of powdered milk.
yo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY…
yo momma is so stupid she jdh;rklvzdlufhkhff6565w3wujui7tb.jhuyt
yo momma is so ugly my horny dog wont even hump her.
yo momma so stupid she yo momma
yo momma soo fat that when she rang the door bell the door bell said king kong instead of ding dong
yo momma is so ugly when i see her i cant eat the amount i wanna throw-up
yo momma so fat even gabby wouldnt rape her
yo mumma so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke
your mumma so fat they ran out of fat jokes to describe her
yo momma so ugly only arion isabeth would go out with her
yes well, your mother is so ghetto, that when she tried to breast-feed, it came out as Kool-Aid. OH YEAHHHHHH
yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale screamed back get off me fat bitch
kayla styles is a in breed
yo mom is so fat that when you took a pic of her you only got her arm
your sister is so stupid that when she called you she said hi is this the police?
HAHA FUNNY JOKES ON HERE
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
your sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!
to momma so dumb she put lip stick on her hair just to make up her mind
yo sistas fat
yo mama so stupid she pooped out pee =P thats a dumb one =P
your momma is so stupid that she tryed to put m&ms in abc order
yout momma so ugly she got in a fight with the ugly tree and lost
Yall jokes is so lame, we rathere go knitting with our grandmothers hahahaha
YO MAMMA SO STUPID
WHEN DA BUS HIT HER
SHE SAID
{WHO THREW DAT ROCK AT ME}
yo mamma’s so dumb, she kept you!
yo mumma’s so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said “1 at a time”
yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock
yo momma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
yo momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she asks for the bucket on the roof
what’s the difference between a buffalo and your momma? about 500 pounds! how do u even it out? either force feed the buffalo, or shave your momma
how do you know when yo momma is under your bed? your nose touches the roof
will arion isabeth go out with elizabeth hamilton…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yomma sux balls
selena landeros sux balls
jhjhjhujhjyuyuyuyuyutytyty
your gfs soo ugly she makes ur mom look hot
im soo stupid u love me
Your mama is so fat when she jumps banji she goes straight to hell!!
ur mamais so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo mommas so dirty that when she had a bath she lost 5 stones!!!!!
Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.
yo mamma so old i slit her wrists and watched the dust pour out!!
your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family we got our big momma with me
yo mama is such a whore a pimp wont pimp her sorry ass!!!!
ur mum so ugly she made exocist cry
yo momma is so ugly that she went into the house, and the mouse jumped on chairs!
yo momma is so ugly that she went into the haunted house at the fair and came out with an application!!!!!!
yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1
baby-k918
yo mom is fat she’s overweight
yo mama smell like shit
ur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”
you so poor the only thing u open 4 christmas is ur eyes
yall stank like yall mama..!
yo mama so poor nd stupid she found a dollar nd ate it
yo mama so dumb…wen da teacher asked her wat 1+1 iz she ran outy of class..!and went to kingdagaden frm da 8th grade..
whack..(frm her older sisa)
i hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!
yall probably a bunch of 6th graders….
or lower
itz all bout da 8th grade..!!!!
if u kno wat it is
(which yall dnt)
haterz`
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
yo mama so hairy she only speaks one language. “that is” ( chewbaca ).
yo momma so old, some one asked her to ask er age yh and she dropped dead.. !!
your mommas so dumb she had a yo mama joke fight with her daughter.
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i said, “watcha doin.” she said “moving”
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
yo mama so old she knew burger king wen he was still a prince
yo mama so old they told her to act her age and she died.
yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said “one at a time please”
yo mama so ugly when she was born her momma said “o what a treasure.” and her father said “yea lets go bury it”
yo mama so ugly when she went to the back they turned off the survalence cameras
oden loves scrotum
yo mamma so fat she jumped in a ocean and whales sang ”we are family”
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
yo mamma so heavy that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
bithchy 101 is fugly
Yo Momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car
ur mommas so fat she sat on the couch and farted and thats wat caused hurricane katrina
ur mommas so flat shes jelous of the wall
yaay
yo momma so fat were in her right now
ur mama sogreasy she uses bacon as a bandage
ur mama so ugly a monster wanted to marry her
yo mama so fat when she farts its heard around the whole universe
Your Sister’s Teeth are so Yellow, When She Smiled She made Trafic Slow down!
Your sisters teeth are so yellow, when she smiled she slowe traffic down!
your momma is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman poped out
your sister
is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman popped out
yo mama so ugly that steve urkel would date her
briana and jose
by edson
When Yo mama Brest Feeds you coo lade comes OUT!
Yeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home
yo sista so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up!
yo mama is do fat that when my neighbor looked back he couldn not see anything because she was so fat
yo sista so fat she on both sides of the family
yo momma shit everywhere
yo momma just like a bus everybody gets on board
yo momma just lik a door knob everyone gets a turn
yo momma jus lik nay-nay they all did it
yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at tha ground and missed.
or else
youll ger raped
Hey , I’m so dumb , I tripped over a cordless phone !
I weigh as much a five killer whales and stink like ‘em too !
Yo momma So fat she got her own area code
Yo mama so fat when she put her toe on the scale it said 200 when she got on there it said to be continued then it broke
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS AN EQUATER
yo momma so cheap she reuses her tampons
yo momma so fat ur dad cut here with a chainsaw and made sausagues
your mum is weatus i just started boxing her
yo mumma so fat that your dad commit suicide AYE GOOD ! TYSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hey jurt wat is the differnce between ur momma and a bowling ball you can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball
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yo momma so stupid she bought a sprint phone and starded running
ure momma is so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
yo mama is so fat that a scientist declared her ass as the 10th planet
your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window nd got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window and got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
YO sister so short when she sits on a machbox she can swing her Legs!!
Yo sister so ugly she wasnt hit by the ugly stick she was by the hole tree!!!
SEBA IS GAY!!
Suck my left nut or BOTH!!
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTED THEY BLAMED HER FOR GLOBAL WARMING!!
your so nurdy you even search for porn in your books!!
your so stupid wen you went to get a brain you opend the door for the others!!
your so stupid that you were the first to get a brain before they were perfected!!
yo is so ugly she looks like u what what r u gunna cry aww boohhh fukking whooo get a tissue
yo momma is so fat that she hopped over burger king skipped over kfc and landed on macdonalds!
yo momma is do stanky, when she shit her shit talked about her smell!
Your moma is so fat she makes the word shop lifter seem literal.
your sista so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
your sista so stupid she sat on thetv and watched the couch
your moms so small she jumped of a lego brick and comited sewerside
ur sister so stupid she tries to put the M&M’s in ABC order
yo mama iz sooo poor she drinks out of the guter
you so ugly yo mama had morninng sickness after you were born
chelsy so stupid she put her name in the joke section and the joke in the name section
YO MAMA SO POOR WEN ROBBERS BROKE IN HER HOUSE THE ROBBERS LEFT MONEY IN THE TABLE LOL
yo momma so fat her blood types gravy
Keep goin you suckers I aint watchin this!
Keep goin you suckers, I aint watchin this!
Yo mommas so ugly the word ugly got scared
Yo mama so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave
yo mama so ugly wen she entered the bank,security turned off the cameras!!!
yo mama is soo damn ugly she made the world die
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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yo mamas but is so harry it looks like donking is about to jump out and say welcome to amerca
Yo momma sooo fat, she jumped up in the sky and got stuck
yo sister so micorwave went ugly when she sits on the toilet the phone rings,she thinks it the
yo momo is so fat when she sat down she weant to the next state
yo momo so poar when i weant over i asked if i can use the bathroom she said pick a conner
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your momma so ugly… i shit my pants when i looked at her
yo momma so ugly…. i shit my pants when i looked at her
yo mama so dark and her teeth so yellow when she smile she look like a pittsburg steelers helmit
your sister is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and went outside people said taxi!!!!
Your mama is so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Yo momma eyes so big when she looks at a map she can see people waving!
yo momma so dumb she got hited by a parked car
yo momma so fat dat wen she went outside everybodi said wen did it get night
yo momma so ugly dat wen she went 2 da sto dey said no unamed animals allowed
yo momma so slow that wen she saw the sign that said restroom she thought that wuz a room u can rest in
yo momma so fat that wen she heard the fone ring she thought it wuz the microwave
Ur momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store
Gabriel your a hoe
Yo mama is so fat that when she danced with michael jackson the floor broke….
YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY SHE POURS FRESH SALTWATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS ALIVE!!!!!
omg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out
yo momma sat on a quarter and burgers came out of george washingtons nose
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made a gameboy
yo sista like a shot gun 2 shots and she blows
Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
yo mama is so dum she locked her in the bathroom and still peed her self
your brother is so stupied he sold his car for gas mony
Yo Mamma So Fat She Was There When Mosses Wrote The Ten Comand ments
yo momma so old her and jesus was in da 2nd grade doin jumpin jacks
YO MOMMA THOUGHT SHE WAS SO COOL SHE JOINED A BIKER CLUB TO GET A JACKET
yo moma so U-G-L-Y she look like bennie
UR MOM IS SO FAT..SHES FAT
ur momma is so fat WEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALES IT SAYS “ONE AT A TTME PLESE U FATTY BITCH”
ur mum iz so SILLY SHES SILLY
yo momma,s is that poor she does,nt know 50 cent i aint talking about the rapper
your famly is that ugly even the addams family look pretter
your moms that stupid she went to sec savers for shopping because somebody said you should of gone to sec savers
you are all stupid because you are dissing somebody yo dont know and your momma is stupid because she had you.
yo momma listen up your that fat and your big i would,nt f*** you even you was a pig
ha. u think your hard man with his naighbour you lost your v,s to A4 papers
see momma u fort you was hard but your not because your a tub of lard
yo mommas that fat she couldnt fit in my cave. ha usa u cant find me in iraq trust me bitchs i be back
yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage
yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
yo moma so black dat even the cops couldnt catch ha at night
yo momma so ugly dat even ha bed turn away from ha
yo momma so ugly dat she had 2 trick or treat over the telephone
yo momma so skinny dat she hula hoop wit a cerrieo
yo sista so fat dat she thought the moo wuz a ding dong
yo sista so white dat she made michael jackson look black
yo momma so stupid dat she made a 3-month-old look smart
yo momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn!
YOUR MAMA SO STUPiiD THAT SH3 STOL3 HA CAR 4 SOM3 GAS MON3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A LOS3R!
Y0UR MAMA S0 STUPiiD THAT SH3 S0LD HA CAR 4 S0M3 GAS M0N3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A L0S3R!
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yo sister so poor glass bottle to shave her pubic hair
your mum is so black when she went tot night school they thought she had dissapeared
your sista is so ugly ill rather f her moms girl
your momma so ugly she made me cry
ya mama so fat she fatta den eric
ya momz so uglii i had 2 drill a hole in duh wall n fucc hur in da next room
yo momma is so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street
yo mama so fat when she needs to use the restroom she had to use the ocean.
YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHES JUSS UGLG
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Yo momma so fat she had 2 go 2 sea world to get baptized
yo momma so fat everytime she went to the bathroom the toilet siad a…b…c…d get your fat ass off of me!
yo momma so hairy when ur dad wanted to have sex with he siad awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! BIG FOOT!
your tank is soo hairy its too hairy!
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Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so getto when she breasts feeds coolaid comes out
yo momma so so hairy the only laungauge she speaks is wookie.
Yo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
Yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.
yomomma is so old she hasthe first copy ofthe tenth amendment
Yo momma is so stupid she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Yo Mommas so fat she uses a jungle gym for a walker
Yo momma so fat she had to get baptised in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo momma so stupid she asked what the number for 911
u mama is so fat that when she get on the scale it say try again
aye yo son, yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box cuz it said concentrate
yo momma so black and fat that they play hide in go seek in her fat rolls
your family is so poor when i came to your house and rang the door bell your momma stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG
yomommas legs are so hairy she shampoos them
yomommas so dumb when the cereal box said eat it all up she ate the cereal and the box =p
yomommas so fat that the scientists at nasa asked her to work as a life size model of jupiter
your momma is so fat she got more roles than the bakery
yo mama so nasty that if you ask her for a present she’ll say let me suck your dick first
ur moma has 1 toe and 1 knee, thats why we call her tony!!!
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