Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!
mmmmooooooooeee's Momma Joke:
Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!
big ben's Momma Joke:
yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight
lie-lie's Momma Joke:
yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad
marcus1@my's Momma Joke:
yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop
Myona win all the time's Momma Joke:
yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no
playboybaby's Momma Joke:
ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away
Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:
Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!
Tami & Juaney's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me
night adder's Momma Joke:
yo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died
laka's Momma Joke:
your mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”
rooky's Momma Joke:
your sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl
joke kings's Momma Joke:
yo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard
poo's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat
poo's Momma Joke:
yo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes
UR momma's Momma Joke:
ur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.
*+'s Momma Joke:
ur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon
yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama's Momma Joke:
yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama
sexy nidee's Momma Joke:
yall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”
FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”
sexy nidee's Momma Joke:
DNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!
hgf's Momma Joke:
yo
CRAZ-GURL's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES
momma's Momma Joke:
your momma stinkz like a bin
cool's Momma Joke:
its yo sista retard
MommaLova's Momma Joke:
yo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison
killacorey's Momma Joke:
yo manma so ugly she ugly
unknown mammii's Momma Joke:
ur mama is unknown
ccoolleezz's Momma Joke:
ur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died
ccoolleezz's Momma Joke:
ur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house
sxcmama's Momma Joke:
ur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you
These Jokes Suck's Momma Joke:
Yo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!
Sk8nstick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween
getalife's Momma Joke:
yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..
getalife's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old she farts dust
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
im so fat i look like a fat pig a real one
jejekid's Momma Joke:
yo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!
yo mama joke's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so old she ows jesus $3
yo mama joke's Momma Joke:
your mama is so old she farts dust
chaz showtime's Momma Joke:
yo momma pussy is nasty they make you eat it on fear factor
tommy hetzel's Momma Joke:
my momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house
shoe's Momma Joke:
you can su-k my di-k
Tracy Phillip's Momma Joke:
christian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))
Tracy Phillip's Momma Joke:
Christian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.
Tracy, Shannon and Johanna's Momma Joke:
CHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.
stuntin101's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail
NY Tanning's Momma Joke:
Sweet message.
I am sure you will surf on my site..
See ya
daskuxdelux's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican
daskuxdelux's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she failed a survey
daskuxdelux's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yuah man's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!
yuah man's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!
Jake the Snake's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!
chanelle n kafili's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your moma is so hot she make the sun look cold
?love is me ?'s Momma Joke:
you mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
i make yo momma horny
babiit's Momma Joke:
ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Phillip Mccracken's Momma Joke:
your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.
layla's Momma Joke:
Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.
ayyyy's Momma Joke:
ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..
casemister's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
these are some stupid jokes
tristan1818's Momma Joke:
your momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”
J A Y D A A [!!] x's Momma Joke:
yO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future
Jmaster's Momma Joke:
yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Jmaster's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!
anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund
anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
anonymous's Momma Joke:
you sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home
anonymous's Momma Joke:
wow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too
noname's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side
brittttttt's Momma Joke:
yo momma so gay made bi. people hate her
gurly's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.
idk's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she made new york say damn
XD lover's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon
Joke lord's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!
Mz. Lady3's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
DDRRYY's Momma Joke:
yO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.
Sexyyy Strippper's Momma Joke:
add me on bebo http://www.bobsizzle.bebo.com we can have a good time. OH yeah!
sexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
just give me pleasure and i will be yours.
Sexyyy Strippper's Momma Joke:
i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.
dirty's Momma Joke:
yo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn
dirty's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake
96589585858's Momma Joke:
yo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot
LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER's Momma Joke:
Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER's Momma Joke:
Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”
whatever's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
woodie's Momma Joke:
your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.
Kangzta's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~
moma's Momma Joke:
ur mom
lil bebe's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so dum she steals free bread
anomynous's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon
lil gurL's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.
Devious's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.
tori's Momma Joke:
Yo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”
tori's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!
tori's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…
tori's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off
tori's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her
tori's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
David's Momma Joke:
Your momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza
David's Momma Joke:
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye
!#@$ u's Momma Joke:
yo mama so flat chested she works at hooties
Blu's Momma Joke:
Yo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’
jayjaysdad_1's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it
XPLICIT 24's Momma Joke:
Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
yo mamma's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe
kiara's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.
Nicole & Carissa's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
ashanti's Momma Joke:
yo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.
My Momma's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.
Kayla's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.
Yo mama so fat when she puts a teaspoon full of water in the bath tub and she sit down in it it ouer flows's Momma Joke:
Chelsey
IMAN's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!
LOL
toya@k@toybaby123's Momma Joke:
yo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
yo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)
BJ's Momma Joke:
YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK
NY Tanning's Momma Joke:
Sweet post.
I think you will surf on our page..
Ciao
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!
sme1;*'s Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″
da kid mazzada$$$$$$$$$'s Momma Joke:
ya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head
suck my balls asshole's Momma Joke:
the reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut
suck my balls asshole's Momma Joke:
yo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn
kassie's Momma Joke:
your momma’s soo fat,
yoda couldnt pick her up!
kassie's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides
Robert Smith's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat she looks like you
David's Momma Joke:
Yo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
Demetrius's Momma Joke:
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
Mpho's Momma Joke:
Yr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
yo mama's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”
leanne and sophie's Momma Joke:
this website is soo stupid the ritin is too fukin small
leanne and sophie's Momma Joke:
yo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles
Z-man's Momma Joke:
yo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed
anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!
love u bbz's Momma Joke:
yo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g
kristen's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”
kristen's Momma Joke:
Yo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store
$dempsey$'s Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.
billy's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so gay
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
anthony's Momma Joke:
yo momma look like mayonaise
UR MOM's Momma Joke:
UR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE
kelly's Momma Joke:
yo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice
NUNYA's Momma Joke:
YO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER
Mortisha's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.
Mortisha's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.
Mortisha's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.
Mortisha's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”
Mortisha's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.
Mortisha's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY
lisa's Momma Joke:
ur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
in flames
christian's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian
christian's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
christian's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!
connor's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her
connor's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff
fatih katirci's Momma Joke:
your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…
fahim ahmed's Momma Joke:
your mums so ugly she looks like mine
sexy_mama's Momma Joke:
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good
Darlene's Momma Joke:
Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”
Darlene's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI
Darlene's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no
Darlene's Momma Joke:
yo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time
Darlene's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her
Darlene's Momma Joke:
yo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour
jesse's Momma Joke:
your momas so fat her blood type is rocky road
Darlene's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Darlene's Momma Joke:
yo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition
jesse's Momma Joke:
yo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense
Dick's Momma Joke:
Hey wat up
1eric27's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.
beniboy's Momma Joke:
your dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian
beniboy's Momma Joke:
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha
beniboy's Momma Joke:
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton
hi's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles
hi's Momma Joke:
your mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”
kathryn's Momma Joke:
yo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone
kathryn's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round
serial kisser's Momma Joke:
yo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!
serial kisser's Momma Joke:
yo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor
serial kisser's Momma Joke:
yo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards
serial kisser's Momma Joke:
yo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!
serial kisser's Momma Joke:
yo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad
bestF**ck*r's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.
Chloe''s Momma Joke:
Your sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight
yo momma's Momma Joke:
omg these jokes suck balls
TINY's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,SHE BOUGHT A WATCH TO KEEP A EYE ON TIME
TINY's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASKETBALL GAME AND START YELLING OUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS NAMES.
BOUT IT BOUT IT's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER SATELITE DISH IS HER CEREAL BOWL
BOUT IT BOUT IT's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO LAME SHE SITS AND MAKES UP YO MOMMA JOKES
U GET IT?
foo's Momma Joke:
joke kings ,so stupid he didnt know he was stupid
Dick's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so stupid she invented the waterproof towel
jack's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so ugly that when she went in to the forest everyone thought they saw big foot
Raid//Ellinor's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!
Dell Bell's Momma Joke:
yo mumma so ugly that the government changed halloween to her birthday
Paula's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat that they baptizied her in Marines world
Anonynous1's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor when i step on the cigarette she said who turned off the lights
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so gay she’s the one that made this website.!
joke queen's Momma Joke:
yo sista or mamma is so old she had jesus in her yearbook
satonnia ball's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so nasty she opened her legs on the table and said we’re havin crabs 4 dinner
satonnia ball's Momma Joke:
yo sista so greasy she look like she swimed in a buket of frisco
Kersten and Isabelle's Momma Joke:
yo mama has really bad yo mama jokes.
iloveuu
brittany's Momma Joke:
your momma so stuiped when she saw a white boy in a school bus she said twinkie come back
emma's Momma Joke:
yo sista so stuiped she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call
Yo sista's Momma Joke:
is so ugly when she wanted to take da train dey said where are u?
C-Dog #22's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
C-Dog #22's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
C-Dog #22's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Jabawockeez 808's Momma Joke:
your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
Jabawockeez 808's Momma Joke:
your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
Hi
jokemaster 5000's Momma Joke:
ur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!
jennifer's Momma Joke:
u sitsa so ugly she made juese love men
jennifer's Momma Joke:
ur mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus inn the face
jennifer's Momma Joke:
ur mama’s breath so hot it made the devil jup outa hell
ur momma master's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she almost wet herself
annonymous's Momma Joke:
yo sista so fat that when someone wanted to drive around her they ran out of gas
annonymous's Momma Joke:
yo sista as so much grease on her head i could keep on greasin my shoe till i die
i get money's Momma Joke:
ya’ll are lame
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is like ms petit fat old and hungry
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma like a freezer everybody put dey meat in
yo mamma so fat her shadow way 2000 pounds
Norland Goonz's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat she cant see ha pussy
Yo mama's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so fat when god looks down on the earth thats all he can SEE!!!!!!!!!
lilray's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor she bolws for rent money
lilray's Momma Joke:
this joke are dum
lilray's Momma Joke:
you mother so fat when she got on the scale i thougt she was giveing me her phone number
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat wen she won tha guinness world record her photo took up the whole book…and that wasnt even actual size:)
Afro Neenja's Momma Joke:
Guys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty
Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.
kindra's Momma Joke:
yo sista so short to get out of the car she had 2 go skydiving!!!
dogsand cats's Momma Joke:
yo sisteris so fugle she makes your mama’s ass look like king cong.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat when she went to the store the manager said no elephants aloud
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
fatass is afro neenja
kiki said's Momma Joke:
yo mama hair so short, wen you braid it it look like stitches
jay said's Momma Joke:
yo sista so fat, dey have to grease da bath tub to get her ouy
kiki said's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
spencer's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so ugly insted of Halloween they named it yo mamma ween
joka's Momma Joke:
you so ugly that when u were born yo mumma slapt the doctor
bl4ze's Momma Joke:
you are so ugly when you were born you’re mother said ‘ What a treasor!’ and you’re father said ‘ yes let’s go burry her!’.
brother's Momma Joke:
your brother so stupid he said who am i!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
funny stuff's Momma Joke:
ur momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family … even though your bigger than me!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mamma is so dirty when she whent to take a bath the water jumped out and said no thank you!
abbie's Momma Joke:
your mamma is so stupid that when she was going to disney land a sign said “disney land left” so she turned around and went back home!
big E's Momma Joke:
your sis is such a hoe, i gave her a penny for a lap dance and she gave me change back!
ht's Momma Joke:
vvdd
Trudie's Momma Joke:
Yo sister iz so old she sat next 2 jesus in elembntary skool
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so hary u need a weed wacker to cut her hair
BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:
your momma so ugly freddie kruger has nightmares about her
BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:
anonymous’s mom is so hairy if you went to cut her butt hairs off it could make bigfoot
BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:
Anonymous’s moms twat is so ugly that it looks like diarea in a toilet
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Big dick steve’s sister is so ugly she I much rather lick anonymous’s mom asshair
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Vinetta is one hott bitch
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Big Dick Steve’s sister is so ugly she has a butt-licking marathon with Vineeta when shes drunk
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Anonymous’s Grandma’s teeth are so yellow that instead of using water and toothpaste, she uses my piss and butter
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Your Grandma is so ugly she took her clothes off at a nudist beach and everyone else put theirs back on
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Stevens Sister is so fat and hairy that you could make rope out of her smelly ass armpit hair and climb down dat bitch like a 4 story building
loverboy's Momma Joke:
just like my store your MOMMAS LEGS ARE OPEN TWENTY FOUR SEVEN
loverboy's Momma Joke:
SUPREME TWATLICKERS MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAZ WALKING IT OUT SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY
loverboy's Momma Joke:
THE ONLY TIME WHEN YOUR MOM GOT TO WALK IT OUT IS WHEN PEOPLE TOLD HER TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF THE CLUB
loverboy's Momma Joke:
YOU MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN THE COPS CAME THEY SAID PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN
loverboy's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SUCH A HOE THE ONLY REASON SHE WEARS UNDEER WEAR IS TO KEEP HER ANKLES WARM
loverboy's Momma Joke:
ALL YR JOKES R STUPID UNLIKE MINE POEPLE
BiG DiCK STEVE's Momma Joke:
get yur momma jokes game up
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Lover boy’s mom is so nasty she banged him so she can brag to her friends that she got laid
Jennifer Salinas's Momma Joke:
yo sis is so ugly god thought he made a mistake
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Lover Boy’s sister is so ugly when she came out head first, it looks like his mom tried to smack her bak in with bricks
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus with white kids she said stop that twinkle
boby joe's Momma Joke:
yo sista so uglyshe made jupador crack in to billions of pieses
boby joe's Momma Joke:
yo sista so ugleyand fat when she lookes in the meior she dies and does a belly flop and falls to hell
Jessica Fernandez's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so ugly when she went inside a hunted house she came out wit an aplication.
Jessica Fernandez's Momma Joke:
Your mom is so ugly dat wen she threw a boomerang in never came bak
Jessica Fernandez's Momma Joke:
your mommas so stupid she traded her car for gas money
jacob payne's Momma Joke:
nula payne is so ugly that she makes shit look hot
jacob payne's Momma Joke:
dylan pimentil is so desperate he jaked off a horse and changed to sheep
dylan pimental's Momma Joke:
come on by’s who ever wants to fight me come out to cox’s cove to get your ass kicked
Chicken boy's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out
Supreme Twatlicker's Momma Joke:
Dylan pimental is so soft, teletubies bully him around at skool
yo mama is so old's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so old when i tapped her on the back her tits fell off
anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mammas so tall she did a cartwheel and slapped jessus on the face
maurice's Momma Joke:
your brother so ugly people thought he had a fade turned out his haie ran away from his face
nickster's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled’ stop that twinkie!’
Abdul's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is stupid that she laughs at these jokes.
jake's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so manly cause she looks like a koala
jake's Momma Joke:
yo momma so funny she made me laugh
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama teeth so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up.
amanda's Momma Joke:
yo mama is sooo fat dat she is sweatn out butter
amanda's Momma Joke:
yo mama iz so stupid when she went to orlando the waz a sign that said orlando to tha left
she turen around went back home wit da whales
amanda's Momma Joke:
nonbfhigohntriojhfuhgortuihtotouthiuorgtilutwguiwefahirwehio;wfaeiojh; dat waqt ur mama said cause she stupid
amanda's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so black when she went to black skool they put her as absent
amanda's Momma Joke:
we are da 3 snitches ok bitches
Yo momma so black she shits out charcoal and pisses oil.'s Momma Joke:
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry
dj's Momma Joke:
yo sista so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges said sorry no pros
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma s short she made mini me (from Austin Powers) look like Shaq.
Sanisha's Momma Joke:
Your mama soo ugly she makes a brick wall look good.
Courtney & Taylor & Rachel's Momma Joke:
your mama soo FAT you have to grease the sides of the tub to flip her over. HA HA!
aaamba's Momma Joke:
ur sista teeth so yellow when she walked into church the people who were singing busted out singin let it shine
Aron.t's Momma Joke:
yo sister’s so hairy they filmed Queen Kong when she went to the rain forest
Aron.t's Momma Joke:
yo sister’s so poor she gives head for bus fair and still walks home
kurf's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat when she runs around naked her stomach goes flip flop
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your mamma is so skinn that she told someone to kiss her ass they aid erer is it
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
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-xiiISammyIiix-'s Momma Joke:
Yo sistaz a snake charmer cuz wen a guy cz er hiz anaconda goes up!
-xiiISammyIiix-'s Momma Joke:
Ur sistaz such a hoe playboy mansion turned er dwn
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
THIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
jasmine harris's Momma Joke:
all all is hoes if u want to talkin ur shit call me at 5361787
Angel's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s so poor that she ate cornflakes with a fork so she could save milk and not waste money butin some
*******'s Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she jumped on walmart and made the prices go lower
izzy's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor she can’t afford to buy free water.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Bounced On A trampoline And Turned Into a cloud
hey yall i's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she payed me last night
yo fools i's Momma Joke:
yo momma fo fat she uses a limo as a dildo
kujevun's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so fat when she falls over its worlds end
chiikm's Momma Joke:
your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
your mumma!
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
ur muma so dam fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptised!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOO DISS!
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
ur muma, u see shes FAT!
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
you should all die
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
ur mum makes godzilla look like a racoon
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
ur muma so fat she ate to much
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
ur muma so ugly people laughed at her
jamie, hayes, becca and neanah's Momma Joke:
your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
secret's Momma Joke:
yo moma so fat, she need a map to find her asshole
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your momma so hairy…….the only language she speeks is WOOKIE!!
inlovewithblake's Momma Joke:
your momma so hairy……the only language she speeks is…….WOOKIE!!
inlovewithblake's Momma Joke:
YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY……THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEEKS IS…….WOOKIE!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma sucks so hard the head come out her ass
dragon's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat she need a area code
dragon's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dum at ha house she let a d dog rape her
dragon's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she went by the sun and god said move out the way fat ass
dragon's Momma Joke:
i like sex and i like to rape little kids and i will kill
the best damn joke's Momma Joke:
yo sister so DAMN STUPID SHE WENT IN TO A 18 AND OVER MOVIE AND BROUGHT 17 OF HER FRIENDS!
j&s's Momma Joke:
your muma so stupid she tred to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff
good lookin dominican mami's Momma Joke:
yo SISTER is soo fat she was on facebook and her account got deleted
horny bitch's Momma Joke:
anyone wanna have fun i have GREAT sex!
poopop+sister's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat when she sat down she broke the chair(poopop)
yo mammas hair is so red when she walked into a bar everyone yelled oh no the devil.(sister)
dramaqueen1996's Momma Joke:
yo mammas so ugly that when she made a nexopia her account deleted it self cause he was embarresd
Karen's Momma Joke:
your mama is soo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.!
Paige's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so white, when she looked out the window she got arrested for moonin
karen's Momma Joke:
yo mama is soo loud she makes the windows break!
fatboy's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so ugly she ran the mirror compnay out of bussneses
sherria's Momma Joke:
these people who is making these jokes is so corney
sherria's Momma Joke:
my name is tishaunie i want some punani
Yo mama so old wen she farts dust comes out!'s Momma Joke:
-thugg life-
megan's Momma Joke:
yo momma head so small she got her er peirced and died
megan's Momma Joke:
yo momas so nasty i called her for hone sex and i got an ear infection
a dude's Momma Joke:
yo momma so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!
Um im 12.'s Momma Joke:
yer momma is so fat, when the tourists came to town, they thought her fingers were penninsulas.
sexybexy's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she made free willy look like a tic tak
henna from lister's Momma Joke:
your mamma is so black, she went passed me and i thought it was da shadow
Kris's Momma Joke:
NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mooma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
josh's Momma Joke:
your momma pussy is so big whene i have sex with her i have to tie a two by four to my ass so i dont fall in
latoya kelly's Momma Joke:
she so black when she slap you u thought you got a new beauty mark
Hot stuff's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so stupid that she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said ” I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Hot stuff's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so poor that when she went to Best Buy, slept on the prices and lowered them!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOL
Hot stuff's Momma Joke:
yo sister so fat that when she farted the whole world exloded!!
Miley Cyrus's Momma Joke:
You Mama just like a bowling ball…………..Finger Her………..throw her in the gutter…and….she always comes back for more…
Pooh's Momma Joke:
wats Grosser That Gross
haveing a dream about choclate pudding and wakeing up with a spoon in your ass
Alan&Victoria's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat,That she would have been on E.T.,but by the time she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Loopy lou's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so poor she nly smells a nyc cooked dinner wen a rich man farts x
Yo mama so poor she put chicken at kfc on layway!'s Momma Joke:
Tweety’s wifey
Yo mama so poor she put chicken at kfc on layway!'s Momma Joke:
Shaniya
Chris Jr.'s Momma Joke:
Yo mama so ugly and somehow she got fired from a Blow-Jobs
jocelyn's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb that she put diarea in her milk thinking it was chocolate syrup!!!
dolly's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor that she put a white blanket in her cereal cause she couldn’t afford milk!!
jen's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat she cant fit in the wheel chair
Gordon's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So Fat She Died By Giving Birth At The Age Of 9
hfkjhdl;ln's Momma Joke:
fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the dude with the face's Momma Joke:
your mom is so fat that when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinky”!!!!!!!!
TANNONYMOUS's Momma Joke:
yo sistsa so uglty she stodd on the impire state bulding and said i’m goin down.
watup's Momma Joke:
tou mammas soooooooooo stupid wen the door bell rang she thought it was the phone.
aliyah's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks
courtney's Momma Joke:
what the difference between a drug dealer and a hoocker a hoocker can whash her crack and sell it again
eddy's Momma Joke:
nikita is so fine
mr.wright's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway
kj's Momma Joke:
yo mommaa so fat her food takes the subway to get to her stomach
hot colombian's Momma Joke:
ur mammas so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a shit
kiki's Momma Joke:
Ur mommas breath so hot she heated up her own cofee and yo choclate milk
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
timmy mom so ugly she mad medussa run 4 da roaches
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
klinger nis simply the boss
JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:
your sister so fat that when she jump on the bed it broke in half
bryn dunwell's Momma Joke:
your mum so hairy she speaks wookie.Alicia is very hairy like a wookie
bryn dunwell's Momma Joke:
Alicia is so stupid she thinks talcom powder is make up.
tator salad's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she is almost as fat as your sister.
tator salad's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so old her tities are full of powdered milk.
tator salad's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY…
tator salad's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid she jdh;rklvzdlufhkhff6565w3wujui7tb.jhuyt
tator salad's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly my horny dog wont even hump her.
callie's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she yo momma
callie's Momma Joke:
yo momma soo fat that when she rang the door bell the door bell said king kong instead of ding dong
dr. octogonnapus's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly when i see her i cant eat the amount i wanna throw-up
dr. octogonnapus's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat even gabby wouldnt rape her
bitch!'s Momma Joke:
yo mumma so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke
your mumma so fat they ran out of fat jokes to describe her
yo momma so ugly only arion isabeth would go out with her
Mawmah's Momma Joke:
yes well, your mother is so ghetto, that when she tried to breast-feed, it came out as Kool-Aid. OH YEAHHHHHH
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale screamed back get off me fat bitch
tyson's Momma Joke:
kayla styles is a in breed
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mom is so fat that when you took a pic of her you only got her arm
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your sister is so stupid that when she called you she said hi is this the police?
FAT JOE's Momma Joke:
HAHA FUNNY JOKES ON HERE
supaflyz's Momma Joke:
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
james's Momma Joke:
your sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!
brittany's Momma Joke:
to momma so dumb she put lip stick on her hair just to make up her mind
ya mum's Momma Joke:
yo sistas fat
yoda's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she pooped out pee =P thats a dumb one =P
maddison's Momma Joke:
your momma is so stupid that she tryed to put m&ms in abc order
haha got yaa's Momma Joke:
yout momma so ugly she got in a fight with the ugly tree and lost
Da K Twinz's Momma Joke:
Yall jokes is so lame, we rathere go knitting with our grandmothers hahahaha
BIG DADDY J's Momma Joke:
YO MAMMA SO STUPID
WHEN DA BUS HIT HER
SHE SAID
{WHO THREW DAT ROCK AT ME}
Bitch!'s Momma Joke:
yo mamma’s so dumb, she kept you!
yo mumma’s so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said “1 at a time”
Bitch!'s Momma Joke:
yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock
yo momma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
yo momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she asks for the bucket on the roof
what’s the difference between a buffalo and your momma? about 500 pounds! how do u even it out? either force feed the buffalo, or shave your momma
how do you know when yo momma is under your bed? your nose touches the roof
josh ryder's Momma Joke:
will arion isabeth go out with elizabeth hamilton…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yomma sux balls
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
selena landeros sux balls
jjjnjjjj's Momma Joke:
jhjhjhujhjyuyuyuyuyutytyty
kyle cambell's Momma Joke:
your gfs soo ugly she makes ur mom look hot
kyle cambell's Momma Joke:
im soo stupid u love me
your mama's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so fat when she jumps banji she goes straight to hell!!
your mama's Momma Joke:
ur mamais so ugly she makes blind children cry
Poodle Queen's Momma Joke:
Yo mommas so dirty that when she had a bath she lost 5 stones!!!!!
Poodle Queen's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.
ahh ha's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so old i slit her wrists and watched the dust pour out!!
lil me's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family we got our big momma with me
Nikki's Momma Joke:
yo mama is such a whore a pimp wont pimp her sorry ass!!!!
koke kings's Momma Joke:
ur mum so ugly she made exocist cry
Ash-hole's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly that she went into the house, and the mouse jumped on chairs!
Ash-hole's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so ugly that she went into the haunted house at the fair and came out with an application!!!!!!
Ash-hole's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1
yo moma is so fat they use her fat for bacon fat's Momma Joke:
baby-k918
drainer's Momma Joke:
yo mom is fat she’s overweight
christina's Momma Joke:
yo mama smell like shit
Anonymous Mammah's Momma Joke:
ur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”
chris's Momma Joke:
you so poor the only thing u open 4 christmas is ur eyes
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yall stank like yall mama..!
"ya'll already kno wat it iz"'s Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor nd stupid she found a dollar nd ate it
~momomomo~'s Momma Joke:
yo mama so dumb…wen da teacher asked her wat 1+1 iz she ran outy of class..!and went to kingdagaden frm da 8th grade..
whack..(frm her older sisa)
" yall already kno wat it iz"'s Momma Joke:
i hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!
yall probably a bunch of 6th graders….
or lower
itz all bout da 8th grade..!!!!
if u kno wat it is
(which yall dnt)
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
haterz`
lala's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Alanna & Morgan's Momma Joke:
yo mama so hairy she only speaks one language. “that is” ( chewbaca ).
b..oo..t...ie .x.'s Momma Joke:
yo momma so old, some one asked her to ask er age yh and she dropped dead.. !!
preethi's Momma Joke:
your mommas so dumb she had a yo mama joke fight with her daughter.
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i said, “watcha doin.” she said “moving”
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so old she knew burger king wen he was still a prince
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so old they told her to act her age and she died.
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said “one at a time please”
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly when she was born her momma said “o what a treasure.” and her father said “yea lets go bury it”
brianna's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly when she went to the back they turned off the survalence cameras
oden's Momma Joke:
oden loves scrotum
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she jumped in a ocean and whales sang ”we are family”
exco_bouy@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
exco_bouy@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so heavy that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
bitchy 101's Momma Joke:
bithchy 101 is fugly
Momma's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car
molly e's Momma Joke:
ur mommas so fat she sat on the couch and farted and thats wat caused hurricane katrina
samra n's Momma Joke:
ur mommas so flat shes jelous of the wall
yay's Momma Joke:
yaay
roxie's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat were in her right now
jojo's Momma Joke:
ur mama sogreasy she uses bacon as a bandage
bo's Momma Joke:
ur mama so ugly a monster wanted to marry her
laurel oh yea's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she farts its heard around the whole universe
?Ha?'s Momma Joke:
Your Sister’s Teeth are so Yellow, When She Smiled She made Trafic Slow down!
TaylaAnn's Momma Joke:
Your sisters teeth are so yellow, when she smiled she slowe traffic down!
brian's Momma Joke:
your momma is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman poped out
brian's Momma Joke:
your sister
is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman popped out
JBAZMNamnjzb's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly that steve urkel would date her
JBAZMNamnjzb's Momma Joke:
briana and jose
by edson
Shit's Momma Joke:
When Yo mama Brest Feeds you coo lade comes OUT!
Kurdii's Momma Joke:
Yeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home
kris's Momma Joke:
yo sista so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up!
jasmine's Momma Joke:
yo mama is do fat that when my neighbor looked back he couldn not see anything because she was so fat
tittykitty05@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:
yo sista so fat she on both sides of the family
nya2damax27's Momma Joke:
yo momma shit everywhere
nya2damax27's Momma Joke:
yo momma just like a bus everybody gets on board
yo momma just lik a door knob everyone gets a turn
yo momma jus lik nay-nay they all did it
bob's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at tha ground and missed.
bob's Momma Joke:
or else
bob's Momma Joke:
youll ger raped
Karen Greep's Momma Joke:
Hey , I’m so dumb , I tripped over a cordless phone !
I weigh as much a five killer whales and stink like ‘em too !
KIya's Momma Joke:
Yo momma So fat she got her own area code
KIya's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat when she put her toe on the scale it said 200 when she got on there it said to be continued then it broke
JASMINE's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS AN EQUATER
bigroster's Momma Joke:
yo momma so cheap she reuses her tampons
kron's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat ur dad cut here with a chainsaw and made sausagues
bullie's Momma Joke:
your mum is weatus i just started boxing her
kron's Momma Joke:
yo mumma so fat that your dad commit suicide AYE GOOD ! TYSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kyle meek's Momma Joke:
hey jurt wat is the differnce between ur momma and a bowling ball you can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball
jack perke's Momma Joke:
k
aperson's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid she bought a sprint phone and starded running
aperson's Momma Joke:
ure momma is so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat that a scientist declared her ass as the 10th planet
joshua's Momma Joke:
your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window nd got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
joshua's Momma Joke:
your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window and got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
OZZY's Momma Joke:
YO sister so short when she sits on a machbox she can swing her Legs!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
Yo sister so ugly she wasnt hit by the ugly stick she was by the hole tree!!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
SEBA IS GAY!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
Suck my left nut or BOTH!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTED THEY BLAMED HER FOR GLOBAL WARMING!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
your so nurdy you even search for porn in your books!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
your so stupid wen you went to get a brain you opend the door for the others!!
OZZY's Momma Joke:
your so stupid that you were the first to get a brain before they were perfected!!
stacie hancaff's Momma Joke:
yo is so ugly she looks like u what what r u gunna cry aww boohhh fukking whooo get a tissue
samantha bigby's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that she hopped over burger king skipped over kfc and landed on macdonalds!
yo momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma is do stanky, when she shit her shit talked about her smell!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Your moma is so fat she makes the word shop lifter seem literal.
bitch sista's Momma Joke:
your sista so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
bitch sista's Momma Joke:
your sista so stupid she sat on thetv and watched the couch
haha's Momma Joke:
your moms so small she jumped of a lego brick and comited sewerside
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur sister so stupid she tries to put the M&M’s in ABC order
someone's Momma Joke:
yo mama iz sooo poor she drinks out of the guter
Rjd's Momma Joke:
you so ugly yo mama had morninng sickness after you were born
Rjd's Momma Joke:
chelsy so stupid she put her name in the joke section and the joke in the name section
SOUTHEAST SAN DIEGO's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO POOR WEN ROBBERS BROKE IN HER HOUSE THE ROBBERS LEFT MONEY IN THE TABLE LOL
JC's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat her blood types gravy
Yo Mama's Momma Joke:
Keep goin you suckers I aint watchin this!
Yo Mama's Momma Joke:
Keep goin you suckers, I aint watchin this!
BOBBY's Momma Joke:
Yo mommas so ugly the word ugly got scared
Chocolate's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave
sara angel's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly wen she entered the bank,security turned off the cameras!!!
dylan's Momma Joke:
yo mama is soo damn ugly she made the world die
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your momma so ugly… i shit my pants when i looked at her
katelynn's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly…. i shit my pants when i looked at her
pimpin's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dark and her teeth so yellow when she smile she look like a pittsburg steelers helmit
mo fo's Momma Joke:
your sister is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and went outside people said taxi!!!!
nate r's Momma Joke:
Your mama is so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Selena barrera's Momma Joke:
Yo momma eyes so big when she looks at a map she can see people waving!
jabba the hutt's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb she got hited by a parked car
krazikid's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat dat wen she went outside everybodi said wen did it get night
junedot's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly dat wen she went 2 da sto dey said no unamed animals allowed
lil nikka's Momma Joke:
yo momma so slow that wen she saw the sign that said restroom she thought that wuz a room u can rest in
jabba the hut's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat that wen she heard the fone ring she thought it wuz the microwave
Gabriel's Momma Joke:
Ur momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store
David's Momma Joke:
Gabriel your a hoe
jasmine's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so fat that when she danced with michael jackson the floor broke….
WIGGLES's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY SHE POURS FRESH SALTWATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS ALIVE!!!!!
I's Momma Joke:
omg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out
em's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out
yo momma sat on a quarter and burgers came out of george washingtons nose
Josh's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made a gameboy
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo sista like a shot gun 2 shots and she blows
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
Zenofan1's Momma Joke:
Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
jamie's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so dum she locked her in the bathroom and still peed her self
sally's Momma Joke:
your brother is so stupied he sold his car for gas mony
Yo Mamma's Momma Joke:
Yo Mamma So Fat She Was There When Mosses Wrote The Ten Comand ments
c-loccs's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old her and jesus was in da 2nd grade doin jumpin jacks
c-loccs's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA THOUGHT SHE WAS SO COOL SHE JOINED A BIKER CLUB TO GET A JACKET
c-loccs's Momma Joke:
yo moma so U-G-L-Y she look like bennie
STELLA MIKALA BUNJULA's Momma Joke:
UR MOM IS SO FAT..SHES FAT
STELLA MIKALA BUNJULA's Momma Joke:
ur momma is so fat WEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALES IT SAYS “ONE AT A TTME PLESE U FATTY BITCH”
STELLA MIKALA BUNJULA's Momma Joke:
ur mum iz so SILLY SHES SILLY
lil raver's Momma Joke:
yo momma,s is that poor she does,nt know 50 cent i aint talking about the rapper
lil raver's Momma Joke:
your famly is that ugly even the addams family look pretter
lil raver's Momma Joke:
your moms that stupid she went to sec savers for shopping because somebody said you should of gone to sec savers
momma's Momma Joke:
you are all stupid because you are dissing somebody yo dont know and your momma is stupid because she had you.
lil raver's Momma Joke:
yo momma listen up your that fat and your big i would,nt f*** you even you was a pig
momma's Momma Joke:
ha. u think your hard man with his naighbour you lost your v,s to A4 papers
lil raver's Momma Joke:
see momma u fort you was hard but your not because your a tub of lard
binlardin's Momma Joke:
yo mommas that fat she couldnt fit in my cave. ha usa u cant find me in iraq trust me bitchs i be back
njplay3r12's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage
Kewl's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
lil nikka's Momma Joke:
yo moma so black dat even the cops couldnt catch ha at night
jabba the hutt's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly dat even ha bed turn away from ha
jabba the hutt's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly dat she had 2 trick or treat over the telephone
yo momma so skinny dat she hula hoop wit a cerrieo
yo sista so fat dat she thought the moo wuz a ding dong
junedot and krazikid's Momma Joke:
yo sista so white dat she made michael jackson look black
junedot and krazikid's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid dat she made a 3-month-old look smart
KYLE LUVS HARRY 4EVA's Momma Joke:
yo momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn!
WHiiTN3Y BR0WN A.k.A W33zY WHiiT's Momma Joke:
YOUR MAMA SO STUPiiD THAT SH3 STOL3 HA CAR 4 SOM3 GAS MON3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A LOS3R!
WHiiTN3Y BR0WN A.k.A W33zY WHiiT's Momma Joke:
Y0UR MAMA S0 STUPiiD THAT SH3 S0LD HA CAR 4 S0M3 GAS M0N3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A L0S3R!
brittany fain's Momma Joke:
i love this site
young joke's Momma Joke:
yo sister so poor glass bottle to shave her pubic hair
jay murray's Momma Joke:
your mum is so black when she went tot night school they thought she had dissapeared
Brittany Woodward's Momma Joke:
your sista is so ugly ill rather f her moms girl
Brittany Woodward's Momma Joke:
your momma so ugly she made me cry
joe mama's Momma Joke:
ya mama so fat she fatta den eric
joe mama's Momma Joke:
ya momz so uglii i had 2 drill a hole in duh wall n fucc hur in da next room
Yo Momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street
tiffany's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she needs to use the restroom she had to use the ocean.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHES JUSS UGLG
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Tacoyia davis
Tacoyia davis's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she had 2 go 2 sea world to get baptized
Michaels mom's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat everytime she went to the bathroom the toilet siad a…b…c…d get your fat ass off of me!
Zacks cool self's Momma Joke:
yo momma so hairy when ur dad wanted to have sex with he siad awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! BIG FOOT!
tank boy's Momma Joke:
your tank is soo hairy its too hairy!
toto's Momma Joke:
i like\
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jorge's Momma Joke:
i like boys
zack's Momma Joke:
i rape my self
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so getto when she breasts feeds coolaid comes out
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so so hairy the only laungauge she speaks is wookie.
jessef_luva's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
Yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.
aaron's Momma Joke:
yomomma is so old she hasthe first copy ofthe tenth amendment
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so stupid she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo Mommas so fat she uses a jungle gym for a walker
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she had to get baptised in the Atlantic Ocean
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she asked what the number for 911
jt badazz-jacaris's Momma Joke:
u mama is so fat that when she get on the scale it say try again
swaggerific's Momma Joke:
aye yo son, yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box cuz it said concentrate
yo momma so black and fat that they play hide in go seek in her fat rolls
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your family is so poor when i came to your house and rang the door bell your momma stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG
they yall's Momma Joke:
yomommas legs are so hairy she shampoos them
=p hi's Momma Joke:
yomommas so dumb when the cereal box said eat it all up she ate the cereal and the box =p
hey dude's Momma Joke:
yomommas so fat that the scientists at nasa asked her to work as a life size model of jupiter
Jesse's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat she got more roles than the bakery
lashon's Momma Joke:
yo mama so nasty that if you ask her for a present she’ll say let me suck your dick first
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur moma has 1 toe and 1 knee, thats why we call her tony!!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur gay 4 looken at tis site!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
ur moma is so stupid tat she got locked in a matris factery and sleped on the floor
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
what does ghetto mean??
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
what does ghetto mean??
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
what does ghetto mean??
to anonymous's Momma Joke:
it means ur mom
yo momma's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly i took her in to a haunted house and she came out with a job
Derrick staten's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly when she went to jump in da bath da water jumped out
mz.coco's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so old she iron her back in da morning!!
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dumb she got hit with a parked car
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she made bam’s uncle say “daaaaamn!”
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dirty that when I called for phone sex I got an ear infection
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s mouth is so dirty that her tooth brush commited suicide
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s pussy is so nasty my dick melted on sight
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she the reason ray charles went blind
ploops's Momma Joke:
yo momma so poor that a homeless man gave her a dollar and said get “yourself some food you need it more than I do”
kzd;lbnzf;nbb gf's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so dumb he made a yo daddy joke
blaam's Momma Joke:
your momma’s so fat she rocked herself to sleep
blaam's Momma Joke:
ur mom is so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
goyo's Momma Joke:
ur sisters so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
goyo's Momma Joke:
ur dad so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
Crystal's Momma Joke:
She is so nervous she farted in the bathroom
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your momma so poor her card board box got forclosed
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! ohhhhh!!! =[) =p =Þ
james's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale the scale set help me!
or
yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale sayed 2 b continued
stoch's Momma Joke:
Yo Mamas So stupid she tried to putt m&ms in ABC order.
yo momma!'s Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat, she uses mexico as a tanning bed…OOOHHHH!!!!
k-babe's Momma Joke:
ur mom is so dirty, she bring the crabs to the beach
bling bling's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so dumb when she seen a skool bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yo mommas teeth are so yellow the germs always say im walkin on sunshine ohh ohhh yaaaa
bling bling's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so ugly that she can trick or treat on halloween over the phone
bling bling's Momma Joke:
yo mommas soooooooooooo old that her birth certifacate says “expired!”
or
yo mommas so poor when i stepped on a ciggerette butt in her house she yelled out who turned off the heat so loud she knocked the astronaunts that were on the moon right off!!!
cutepie's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so stubid…that she went to this dumd job and she had to dress as a taxi then she fell on the street and everbody was calling her taxi!!
cutepie's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Alexander R. Goodhand's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat, when she have sex she moans recipes. “Eggs, milk, butter, BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
yo daddy's Momma Joke:
your mom is so old she sat behide god in 3rd grade
destiny's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that pimple on top of her lip mistake for the crack of her ass
boyankah jones's Momma Joke:
your mother is so fake that they mistaked her for a manican in walMART
lombbozida fartchka's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so hairy that when she got lost on a hiking trip in the forest, her rescuers came and thought that they found a new breed of monkey. =)
gunthers syliva said said said said said said's Momma Joke:
your mom is so ugly that eveytime someone looks at her, they say ARNT U A LITTLE TO OLD TO STILL BE DUMPSTER DIVING?
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SASHA's Momma Joke:
SASHA iSz LYK3 A NASCAR DRiV3R SH3 BURNSz 50 RUBB3RSz A DAY
KACI's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO SCARERED THAT SHE GOT DRUNK
KACI's Momma Joke:
I HATE YO MOMMA CUZ SHE CAN BE A MOTHER
Zimo's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So Ugly That People Vomits Blood When Ever They Heard Stories About Her .
Or
Yo Momma So Lazy , The Wheelchair Reclines .
cooliest's Momma Joke:
Yo momma like cake mix 15 servings per pacage
SEXYLOICKA's Momma Joke:
i will lik ur pussy if u want ur momma to do it
aprina's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she steped on a weight it said to be continued…
DEON's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid, i flicked a buger on da wal she came out n said ( clap yo hand , stomp yo feet , thanked the lord we got meat)
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her face!
JENNIFER's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE CLIPPERS GAME FOR A HAIR CUT
JENNIFER's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN I MAY I USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID YEA BEHIND THE TV
JENNIFER's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN I PICKED UP A PENNY FROM OFF THE STREET SHE SAID HEY THATS PAY CHECK
jay woodberry's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so hairy you got a rug burn when u were born
ibu's Momma Joke:
ibu is soooooooo hot she wet herself!wow
adem's Momma Joke:
im a nut
but ppl call pis nut
i love a nutty girl
but she dumped me in a nut factory!!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat the walls got jealous
dude1's Momma Joke:
yo mama’s like a hard ware store- 10 cents a screw
dude1's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so ugly they had to invent a new defination of ugly-
UGLY(N,adj.)- your mother
Hey look at that ugly
dude1's Momma Joke:
yo mama like a squirl…she loves to put nuts in her mouth
LunarHound's Momma Joke:
Your Momma IS So Ugly She Looked Out Her Window and Got Arrested For Mooning
ben's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat she needs a crossing guard for her cereal
Cobi's Momma Joke:
Ur mama is so ugly i told her that i was to hot and she said im cold
Cobi's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so dumb i looked her in a toilet store and she pied on the floor
abc's Momma Joke:
yo momma is such a fatty that when she tries 2 clap her boobs clap 4 her
abc's Momma Joke:
yo momma SO stupid she seend a black monster she got scared and she said o thats my daddy
abc's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she put nuts in her mouth she squestit and then she sade mmmm tasty with butter on top
cristian rodriguez's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat she made the toilet sing abcdefg get your fat ass out off me
joanna's Momma Joke:
your momma’s so old when i tapped her on the back her titties fell off
joanna's Momma Joke:
your momma’s so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and said wheres my gumball
Anthony Cruz's Momma Joke:
your mom is so fat when she gets on a bus all the people sing colt 45
qbu's Momma Joke:
yo mama is fat the last time she saw 90210 was one the scale
qbu's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so skinny that she is jelous of the wall
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so black that Dark Vator said welcome to the dark side
samantha's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor she stole free bread
jonathan's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so ugly she made Freedy got night mare
kody davies's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack
kody davies's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack
yo mama king's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched dacouch
yo mama king's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched da couch
la girl's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is dumb she thought a jam dougnut was bleeding
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is soooooooooooooooooooooo……stupid
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma’s so fat i walked around her twice and got lost
Assad's Momma Joke:
Yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused hurricane katrina
Assad's Momma Joke:
yo mama’s so ugly the government named haloween after her
Assad's Momma Joke:
yo mama’s so skinny she can dodge rain drops
Assad's Momma Joke:
Yo mama’s so fat when she checked in to a hotel she took up a whole wing
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamas so stupid she had to call 911 to help her get to her phone
mariana castaneda's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly she ugly
unique ervin's Momma Joke:
yo mom so pretty people stop and stare cause she ugly
sally's Momma Joke:
yo momma so white water is water huh!
sally's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so 2059 funniest joke ever
christine's Momma Joke:
yo momma is sooooo stupid she took a spoon and told someone hello
Cleona's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly bloody mary wouldnt kill her
kyndell's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
mrpimp69's Momma Joke:
OH
U GOT OWNED
Harriett the spy !!!!!'s Momma Joke:
Yo mamma Soo OLDD !!— Sheas a waitress at the last supper
Yo mamma Sooo OLDD”" —- She was Jesus’ Bff3
Sierra MARIE!'s Momma Joke:
Your mamma is so nice she gave me the hair off her back11
Mollie kate's Momma Joke:
for all you bitch ass fakes get the hell out of hurrr, dont hate.
YOUR MOM!
Erica's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat that when she went on a weighting scale it said 1 person at a time
Yo sista so skinny she has 2 run in the shower 2 get wet
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat that people ran around her for exercise
peta's Momma Joke:
Your mommas so fat that when she broke her leg gravy came out
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat the house come down
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat the house come down
jess's Momma Joke:
yo sisters so ugly your dad took her to work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye
jess's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her and got shocked because she thourght it was a tampon
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she died
millie's Momma Joke:
your mumma is so fat that when she wears a blue to ppl shout phsunami
your papa is so ol he sat behind jesus in third grade
you are so fat ppl run around u 4 exercise
you r so fat when u go in a hot air balloon ppl think there your tights
millie's Momma Joke:
your sister is so fat she is on both sides of the family
your mumma is so fat her picture fell of the wall
your papa is so fat he fell out both sides of the bed
thx ive gt loads more jokes xx
Tammy's Momma Joke:
U GUYZ NEED 2 GET BETTER JOKES LIKE WAT THE HELL SOME OF THESE JOKES DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so old i told her to act her age she died
Mz. Harper 4 eva!!!!!!!!!! dont where it out!!!!'s Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when thei said it was goin to be chilly she grabbed her bowl and spoon and went outside and said where its at
immanuel's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when she walked into the store they said “sorry no clearance”.
immanuel's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out.
immanuel's Momma Joke:
yo momma so old when she sat down to pee dust came out.
immanuel's Momma Joke:
yo momma got winter teeth 2 above, 2 below
immanuel's Momma Joke:
yo momma got summer teeth, some are here some are there.
immanuel's Momma Joke:
yo momma got butter face, everything looks good but her face.
immanuel's Momma Joke:
Yo mammas teeth are yellow she spittes on popcorn for butter.
immanuel's Momma Joke:
Yo mammas lipps are so big putts on lippstick with a paint ruler
immanuel's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma is so fat she is walking and sang I like im big I like im chunky.
hanna montana's Momma Joke:
hi kara
hanna montana's Momma Joke:
wazup
hanna montana's Momma Joke:
lives what you make it
Sucket's Momma Joke:
Yo sister so dumb I said im gon be on yo momma and she said Oh everybodys been on her
lilwayne's Momma Joke:
yo sister so ugly your momma wanted a oberson and the dad/ borther/godmother/and me.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo Mamma is so dum when she goes 2 a supermarket she forgots what to my
LiL lEGZ's Momma Joke:
yo mamma is so fat when she goes outside in a yellow coat every one says taxi oh oh oh oh oh
ulad's Momma Joke:
yo moma is so ugly, when i went to find a mom i said get out of my face
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she jumped in the sea and the whales started singen we are family!!
key-key's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dumb yo daddy asked her foe sex she started humping the pillow
jiggley cronny's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma like a vacum she sucks she. Blows and is layed in the closet.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so fat when she went to a baseball game nobody could find their seats.
Tommy's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to a baseball game nobody could. find their seats.
you fameley's Momma Joke:
your familey is so poor that when you stept on the smoke they said how tord of the heat
dunluckdung's Momma Joke:
Your momma is so old when she tried to breast feed you powder came out.poof
devil_killer_2007@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid when she saw a stop sign she waited to say go
devil_killer_2007@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so blinde she married kane
rowdy taylor's Momma Joke:
yo momma so black see went to night school and was counted not there
tt's Momma Joke:
yomomma is so fat she sat on a chair she brouk it.
holly's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid when her computer says you got mail she gos and she waits for the mailman
holly's Momma Joke:
yo moma so fat her bestfriend is a twinkey
dreamdevil77's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so old that when she had sex, a web of spiders came out of her vagina
dreamdevil77's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so short she need a stool to use the bathroom
holly's Momma Joke:
your momma so phat she sat on a tv and it turn into a gameboy
pimpin's Momma Joke:
yo mama so balled that the morror said dang
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mooma’s on crack
gennny's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skitles
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid, she married yo daddy’s baby daddy.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
your momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
SONIA MUM SO FAT WEH U POEK A NEDAL IN HE BELLING SHE EXPOLEDS
many lopez's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat were in her right now.
many lopez's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama is so harry she could be sold as a china pet.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pey to not see her.
many lopez's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so black she bleads light cofee.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Angey's Momma Joke:
yo mama`soo fat she filled up the bathtub and then turned the water on
Angey's Momma Joke:
yo mama iz soo dirty she’s had more rappers in her than an ipod
d.weezy's Momma Joke:
Yo mama is so dumb she thought tiger woods was a forest in Africa.
aishakimberly's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she gotta get baptized at sea world !
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid i saw her jumpin up and down and asked wat she’s doin ….she said ‘i drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it;
day 26's Momma Joke:
yo mama so dumb she uses peanut butter to finger herself
vato's Momma Joke:
yo momma so stupid i rang da doorbell an she ran to da microwave
Gavin's Momma Joke:
you mamas teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows
Gavin's Momma Joke:
yo mama so old that when she breast feeds powder comes out
desha sharee anderson's Momma Joke:
u mummy so supidt seh cna.t splle
bitch's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
bitcherella's Momma Joke:
yo mama so damn dumb she got locked in the bathroom and almost pissed in her pants
lera w.'s Momma Joke:
bush so stupid he ran for office
cookie's Momma Joke:
im so fat i had aheart attack
bitcherella's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly when you were born the docter slaped ger
dakari's Momma Joke:
im so retated da mental place wouldnt take me!!
dakari's Momma Joke:
all the single men im gay i go to oceanway come rape me!!!
Lera's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so stupid she was listening to single ladies and she said where dey at
bitcherella's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor when i rung da door bell she said ding-dong
Lera's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco
Lera's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco
Lera's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco
aerieal theb fat hoe's Momma Joke:
im fat and gay at o-way middle come rape me
dakari's Momma Joke:
mcain so dumb he ran for prez
Lera's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat he saw Aerial and said “I wear the same bra”
matt's Momma Joke:
aerial head so big i said it was big
dakari's Momma Joke:
i could have been yo daddy but the gorrilla in front me didn’t wear a condom
Lera's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she got a treadmill for Christmas and said “Can I have the reciept”
carmel goddess's Momma Joke:
matt momma so nasty her coochie juce iz acid rain
dakari's Momma Joke:
matt so fat when he jumped up and down he fell all theway to hell
matt's Momma Joke:
why u talkin bout my papa
Kareem's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she wants to shake someones hand she hast to give them directions
Kareem's Momma Joke:
yo mama so flat shes jealous of the wall
Kareem's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Kareem's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Kareem's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Kareem's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Kareem's Momma Joke:
A blond walked into a computer shop and said to a member of staff “excuse me could I buy some curtains for my new computer please?” the man replied “you don’t need curtains on a computer”
the blonde said “well why do I have windows then.”
PAM's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY U CAN FINED HER NAME IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER UGLY.
PAM's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY U CAN FINED HER NAME IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER UGLY.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she thought an egg was a ball
Yossii101's Momma Joke:
Ya momma lips r sooo ashy every time she talks she starts a fire!
rosalie's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so ugly that when she looks at King Kong she sees herself
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so stupid, she just commited suicide
Tyrel's Momma Joke:
I’m gay I go to Oceanway my boyfriends name is Sam and I eat dick juice
carmel goddess's Momma Joke:
s. so green she made up da color
carmel goddess's Momma Joke:
s so green she glow in da dark
rachel's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so stupid that she robbed the bank and left the money.
Corey's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly Her cats and dogs would come to her.
Corey's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor you asked her if you could use the restroom,she said pick a corner.
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo mama so bald headed when she go to sleep her head rolls of the pillow
antwuan t's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so fat that half of her is still in yesterday
antwuan t's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so poor when you walk in her front door you end up in her back yard
antwuan toliver's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so old she was the dj at the boston tea party
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo mama so old she was there for jesus last super
andre's Momma Joke:
yomama so stupid she stole free bread
JOE frm waysidee's Momma Joke:
im gay(=
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat his pager is a v c r
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat his pager is a v c r
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo mama so tall she triped over a rock and hit the moon
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat he out a cover over the ocean and called it his waterbed
nottin's Momma Joke:
yo daddy so fat his pager is avcr
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo mama so bald headed that her head look like a busted condom
ray ray goodness's Momma Joke:
yo mama so ugly when she sat in front of steive wonder he said who left this pile of shit in front of me.
Youngster's Momma Joke:
yo sister so ugly jason is scared of her
JAZMINE's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA TEETH IS YELLOW IT LOOK LIKE PEE
LIL ZOE 305's Momma Joke:
UR MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE NEED A DUMB TEST RIGHT AFTER U GET 1
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor, i saw her chasing a garbage truck with her shopping list
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA IS SO BLACK WHEN SHE WENT TO KFC THAY SAID DO YOU WANT EXRA BLACK OR CHRISPY BLACK
pimb's Momma Joke:
yo sister so fat when she sits around the house, she actually sit around the house!!!
pimb's Momma Joke:
yo sister so fat when she sits on the couch thres no room for king kong!!!
pimb's Momma Joke:
yo mama is like a door handle everyone gives her a turn!!!
pimb's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor she sold her car for gas money!!!
pimb's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat that she jumped off a building i was laughing, but the ground was already crackin’ up!!!
cj willie's Momma Joke:
YO SO FAT SHE GOT HIT WITH A BUS AND SAID “WHO THROW THAT ROCK”
pimb's Momma Joke:
yo sister so dumb that she plugged a real mouse into a computer!!!
pimb's Momma Joke:
YO SISTER SO FAT THAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
jONATAHAN's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA SO FAT THE FISH SAID DAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
epidemic's Momma Joke:
yo momma so dirty she make mexicans look clean
lady libra's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
lady libra's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
lil tnl's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
lil tnl's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
kaili's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when everyone saw her they said in their head did she eat a piano or something.
Bow Chicka Wow Wow's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so stupid, ok im sorry who wants to waste their time and make stupid yo mama jokes. Its really stupid.
hhy's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat her waisr is the equator
hhy's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it she said, “stop that twinkie!!!”
hhy's Momma Joke:
your momma is so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund.
hhy's Momma Joke:
your mom is so fat when she wears a red coat they told her hey kool aid man.
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet her booty cheeks touched the floor.
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antonio camarena's Momma Joke:
your mama is so old she still owes moses a dollar
antonio camarena's Momma Joke:
jose martinez mama is so deprest because she had him
stubbytails123's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMA IS SO STOPID SHES STOPID
Malayia's Momma Joke:
yo mama so skinny when she turns she disapeirs
Malayia's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when somebody help her up she falls back down
britney jones's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat they call her waffle neck
britney jones's Momma Joke:
jamie head so big they call hym BMW (BODY MADE WRONG)
britney jones's Momma Joke:
JAMIE LEE TAYLOR FAT WEN HE SAT ON DA TOILET HE FALL OUT
britney jones's Momma Joke:
JAMIE LEE TAYLOR FAT WEN HE SAT ON DA TOILET HE FALL OUT
Chels&Lauz's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat !
they’re thinking of naming an earthquake after her !!
Chelsea M's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So fat,
she went to the fun fair;
and everyone mistaken her for a bouncy castle !!
Laura D's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So Stupid
She thinks Credit Crunch is a Cereal !!
Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma So Gassy
When she breaks wind,
The Big Bang starts all over !!
Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:
Yo moma so hairy
when she was born her mom started crying and said i wanted a baby not a Gorrilla !! :>> xlx
Chelsea&Laura's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma got so many spots..
the kids in the waiting room in the doctors ,
Started to play join the dots on her forehead ! (;; x
alex's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat,
chick-fala mistakes her as the cow!!!
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
halibita's Momma Joke:
yo momma so hairy,
she has a mohawk on her boobs!!!
christian aka danny's Momma Joke:
Yo momma is so fat
Cuetara12's Momma Joke:
your momma is so fat that bill gaites couldnt pay for her lyposuction
your mama is so ugly that rice crispies wont talk to her lolz
your momma is so fat when her beeper goes of people thinks that shes backing up
hahah if you want any more yo mame jokes hit me up at my space heres my email doobers932@yahoo.com
yuh gurl Krisha
Vanessa's Momma Joke:
yo momma so nasty that even my tiolet cleaner that her.
Vanessa's Momma Joke:
yo momma so ugly that one look at her can turn you blind
yo momma so dull that u need to screw a bulb on her ever 5 secs
yo momma so fat she sat next to everybody in school (fresh prince) +_+
yo momma so stupid she couldn’t even pass a spell check
yo momma so slow a snail could beat her
Vanessa's Momma Joke:
sista sista
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mommas so fat shes fat
Dee Money's Momma Joke:
yo mamma so dum she took mi fone and rubbed across her neck because i tld her it was a razor
antwuan t's Momma Joke:
yo mamma got 1 big titty and one little titty thy call her biggie smalls
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
gay
beny,merneza's Momma Joke:
your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
beny,merneza's Momma Joke:
your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
beny,merneza's Momma Joke:
your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
shewna's Momma Joke:
you people are sooooooooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
erica's Momma Joke:
yo momma is so fat that she has to use the driveway to iron her clothes:) lol
erica &shewna's Momma Joke:
yo momma is SOOO FAT that she uses the equater as her belt:) lolz
norbit's Momma Joke:
yo mommas is so ashy she use car engine for babyoil
norbit's Momma Joke:
you a stitch you no you can tell thas y media went to jail
norbit's Momma Joke:
you people are soooooooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
norbit's Momma Joke:
yo mommam is so she use mtv for cable
norbit's Momma Joke:
yo mommam is so gay use mtv for cable
norbit's Momma Joke:
yo mommam is so gay she use mtv for cable
Ayinde's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so ghetto, when she breastfeed koolaid comes out
bri's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she go 2 the movies she sit next 2 everybody
jdog's Momma Joke:
yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i said what r u doing she said moveing
sadie caruso's Momma Joke:
yo ma ma is so fat, when she needs to whipe her butt she sends out a serch party. ha ha ha ha ha
love sadie caruso
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo mama is sooo fat ha ass farts when she walks
sista's Momma Joke:
yo sista sooooo ugly my brother took ha to da hunted house an she came out wit aa application
cindy m's Momma Joke:
yo mommas soooooooooo fat when i ask her how much she wieghted i thought it was her phone number
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CINDY M's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOOO FAT WHEN I PUT A PEICE OF CHIKEN IN FRONT OF HER SHE STARTS TO GET HORNY
CINDY M's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY SHE MADE A BLIND KID CRY : )
CINDY M's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOO FAT HER MOUTH WASH IZ BAR-B-QUE FLAVERED
CINDY M's Momma Joke:
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOO FAT WHEN I ASKED HER WAT WAZ 4 DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS
shewna's Momma Joke:
like me
shewna's Momma Joke:
iam gay
YO MOMMA......'s Momma Joke:
YOU AND YO MOMMA SO NASTY YALL SHARED THE CRABS BETWEEN YALL LEGS WITH EACH OTHER
hommie's Momma Joke:
Yo momma so fat she sat in a rainbow and skittles popped out
Damn's Momma Joke:
Yo Moma so stupid she picks her butt instead of her nose
Ha HA cnt beat me's Momma Joke:
Yo Momma so fat she sat down and lowered the price
OOHHHHHHHH's Momma Joke:
Yo moma so stupid she took the wrong way instead of the right way
Anonymous's Momma Joke:
yo momma so fat she sat on 4 qourters and made a doller
lisa's Momma Joke:
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
lisa's Momma Joke:
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
lisa's Momma Joke:
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
lisa's Momma Joke:
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
mehraz choudary's Momma Joke:
hey im mehraz(H) and im butterz if anyone can beat ME then post a comment
mehraz choudary's Momma Joke:
hey im mehraz and i love yo moommaaa
lala's Momma Joke:
yo momma’s so fat that whe nshe saw a school bus of white people she said stop that twinky
Danielle's Momma Joke:
your momma’s so fat she puts mayonaise on her cheese friends
Jay Jay's Momma Joke:
Yo, this is Jay if you think you can beat me at a yo momma battle post a comment.
Clifton burnett's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so poor she uses her discount card on the dollar menu
pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:
yo sista so stupid she thot wal-mart wuz a house buyer
JALEN'S MOMMA's Momma Joke:
YO MAMA TEETH SO YELLOW. WE THOT IT WAS POPCORN
JALEN'S MOMMA's Momma Joke:
YO BROTHER TEETH SO STANK. WE NEDD TOOTHPAST AND A BRUSH
JALEN'S MOMMA's Momma Joke:
YO BROTHER TEETH SO STANK. WE NEED TOOTHPAST AND A BRUSH
lala's Momma Joke:
you sister so ugly she had to stick her hole boddy in the freezer to make her pussy har
jordan's Momma Joke:
yo momma teeth so yellow when sh drink water it turn into lemonade
Alex's Momma Joke:
Your sister is so fat that she broke the whole bathroom while she was taken a shit
yo mama champion's Momma Joke:
yo mama soo fat that she got a life gaurd for her breakfast bowl…
Shay's Momma Joke:
yo momma is soo ugly when she looked in the mirror it screamed
all yo mamas's Momma Joke:
ALL YOUR JOKES SUCK
Andre Wolfe's Momma Joke:
yo mama so stupid she tried 2 put m&ms in alphebetical order
linzana's mom joke:'s Momma Joke:
yo mama is so stupid when she bought a doughnut she returned it to the doughnut store becuz it had a hole!:O
chico montana's Momma Joke:
yo mama soooooo fat look at the person next to u and compare them
chico montana's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so hairy she that she got afro on her nipols
chico montana's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat and tall she made bigshow and shaq look real back
Jamal's Momma Joke:
Yo Mama is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
Yo mama has so many chins when she looks at you it looks like she is staring over a bunch of pancakes…
nicole's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat tht she gad to get baptized at SEAWORLD
Emily's Momma Joke:
ur sisters so ugly, she makes freddy crugar look hawt!
Khrystyan's Momma Joke:
Yo mamma so stupid that when yo daddy said it’s chilly outside,she ran outside with a spoon
John's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint - roller
John's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale,it read ”one at a time,please”
John's Momma Joke:
Yo mama so that when she step on a scale it read ”to be continued”
louis's Momma Joke:
yo mama so fat when she put on nikes it spell out nickoledan
Tatiana's Momma Joke:
your mama is so stupid she got a ruler to measure the time that she slept
Tatiana's Momma Joke:
yo mama is so poor when someone went to her house he said i need to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner:)
Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!
Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!
Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!
yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight
yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad
yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop
yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no
ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away
Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!
yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!
yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me
yo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died
your mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon
Yo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”
your sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
yo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity
yo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS
yo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner
yo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps
yo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone
yo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
yo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl
yo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard
yo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat
yo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes
ur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.
ur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit
your mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon
yo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama
yall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”
FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”
DNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!
yo
YO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES
your momma stinkz like a bin
its yo sista retard
yo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison
yo manma so ugly she ugly
ur mama is unknown
ur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died
ur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house
ur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you
Yo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch
Yo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!
yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black
Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!
yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn
yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!
Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!
Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween
yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..
yo momma so old she farts dust
im so fat i look like a fat pig a real one
yo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!
yo mama is so old she ows jesus $3
your mama is so old she farts dust
yo momma pussy is nasty they make you eat it on fear factor
my momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house
you can su-k my di-k
christian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))
Christian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.
CHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.
Yo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail
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yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican
yo mama so stupid she failed a survey
yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!
your momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!
yo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!
your moma is so hot she make the sun look cold
you mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it
i make yo momma horny
ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book
Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls
Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.
When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.
Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.
Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.
ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
these are some stupid jokes
your momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”
yO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future
yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!
Yo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund
yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
you sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home
wow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too
Yo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side
yo momma so gay made bi. people hate her
Yo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.
yo momma is so fat she made new york say damn
yo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon
Yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
yO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.
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i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.
yo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn
yo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake
yo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot
Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”
yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices
yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.
yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~
ur mom
yo mama is so dum she steals free bread
yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon
yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.
Yo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”
Yo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…
Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off
yo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her
yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
Your momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza
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yo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye
yo mama so flat chested she works at hooties
Yo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’
yo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it
Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
yo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe
yo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.
yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
yo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.
Yo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.
Yo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.
Chelsey
Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!
LOL
yo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
yo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’
yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry
yo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)
YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK
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yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.
yo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!
yo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″
ya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head
the reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut
yo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn
your momma’s soo fat,
yoda couldnt pick her up!
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides
yo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video
yo mama so fat she looks like you
Yo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
You: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
Yr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
yo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”
this website is soo stupid the ritin is too fukin small
yo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles
yo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!
yo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”
Yo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC
yo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g
Yo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”
Yo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store
Yo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.
yo momma is so gay
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo momma look like mayonaise
UR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE
yo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice
YO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER
Yo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.
Yo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.
YO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.
YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY
ur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
in flames
yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!
yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her
yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff
your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…
your mums so ugly she looks like mine
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good
Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”
Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it
yo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI
Yo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her
yo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please
yo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no
yo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame
yo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time
Yo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her
yo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system
yo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour
your momas so fat her blood type is rocky road
Yo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them
yo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition
yo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense
Hey wat up
Yo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.
your dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha
ur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton
yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles
your mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”
yo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone
yo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round
yo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!
yo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor
yo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards
yo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!
yo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad
Yo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.
Your sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight
omg these jokes suck balls
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,SHE BOUGHT A WATCH TO KEEP A EYE ON TIME
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASKETBALL GAME AND START YELLING OUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS NAMES.
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER SATELITE DISH IS HER CEREAL BOWL
YO MOMMA SO LAME SHE SITS AND MAKES UP YO MOMMA JOKES
U GET IT?
joke kings ,so stupid he didnt know he was stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she invented the waterproof towel
yo mama is so ugly that when she went in to the forest everyone thought they saw big foot
Yo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!
yo mumma so ugly that the government changed halloween to her birthday
Yo momma is so fat that they baptizied her in Marines world
yo momma so poor when i step on the cigarette she said who turned off the lights
yo momma so gay she’s the one that made this website.!
yo sista or mamma is so old she had jesus in her yearbook
yo mamma so nasty she opened her legs on the table and said we’re havin crabs 4 dinner
yo sista so greasy she look like she swimed in a buket of frisco
yo mama has really bad yo mama jokes.
your momma so stuiped when she saw a white boy in a school bus she said twinkie come back
yo sista so stuiped she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call
is so ugly when she wanted to take da train dey said where are u?
yo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
your momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
Hi
ur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!
u sitsa so ugly she made juese love men
ur mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus inn the face
ur mama’s breath so hot it made the devil jup outa hell
yo momma so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she almost wet herself
yo sista so fat that when someone wanted to drive around her they ran out of gas
yo sista as so much grease on her head i could keep on greasin my shoe till i die
ya’ll are lame
yo mamma is like ms petit fat old and hungry
yo mamma like a freezer everybody put dey meat in
yo mamma so fat her shadow way 2000 pounds
yo mama so fat she cant see ha pussy
Yo mama is so fat when god looks down on the earth thats all he can SEE!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so poor she bolws for rent money
this joke are dum
you mother so fat when she got on the scale i thougt she was giveing me her phone number
yo momma so fat wen she won tha guinness world record her photo took up the whole book…and that wasnt even actual size:)
Guys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty
Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.
yo sista so short to get out of the car she had 2 go skydiving!!!
yo sisteris so fugle she makes your mama’s ass look like king cong.
yo momma is so fat when she went to the store the manager said no elephants aloud
fatass is afro neenja
yo mama hair so short, wen you braid it it look like stitches
yo sista so fat, dey have to grease da bath tub to get her ouy
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
yo mamma so ugly insted of Halloween they named it yo mamma ween
you so ugly that when u were born yo mumma slapt the doctor
you are so ugly when you were born you’re mother said ‘ What a treasor!’ and you’re father said ‘ yes let’s go burry her!’.
your brother so stupid he said who am i!
yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
ur momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
your mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family … even though your bigger than me!!
your mamma is so dirty when she whent to take a bath the water jumped out and said no thank you!
your mamma is so stupid that when she was going to disney land a sign said “disney land left” so she turned around and went back home!
your sis is such a hoe, i gave her a penny for a lap dance and she gave me change back!
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Yo sister iz so old she sat next 2 jesus in elembntary skool
yo mama is so hary u need a weed wacker to cut her hair
your momma so ugly freddie kruger has nightmares about her
anonymous’s mom is so hairy if you went to cut her butt hairs off it could make bigfoot
Anonymous’s moms twat is so ugly that it looks like diarea in a toilet
Big dick steve’s sister is so ugly she I much rather lick anonymous’s mom asshair
Vinetta is one hott bitch
Big Dick Steve’s sister is so ugly she has a butt-licking marathon with Vineeta when shes drunk
Anonymous’s Grandma’s teeth are so yellow that instead of using water and toothpaste, she uses my piss and butter
Your Grandma is so ugly she took her clothes off at a nudist beach and everyone else put theirs back on
Stevens Sister is so fat and hairy that you could make rope out of her smelly ass armpit hair and climb down dat bitch like a 4 story building
just like my store your MOMMAS LEGS ARE OPEN TWENTY FOUR SEVEN
SUPREME TWATLICKERS MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAZ WALKING IT OUT SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY
THE ONLY TIME WHEN YOUR MOM GOT TO WALK IT OUT IS WHEN PEOPLE TOLD HER TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF THE CLUB
YOU MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN THE COPS CAME THEY SAID PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN
YO MOMMA SUCH A HOE THE ONLY REASON SHE WEARS UNDEER WEAR IS TO KEEP HER ANKLES WARM
ALL YR JOKES R STUPID UNLIKE MINE POEPLE
get yur momma jokes game up
Lover boy’s mom is so nasty she banged him so she can brag to her friends that she got laid
yo sis is so ugly god thought he made a mistake
Lover Boy’s sister is so ugly when she came out head first, it looks like his mom tried to smack her bak in with bricks
yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus with white kids she said stop that twinkle
yo sista so uglyshe made jupador crack in to billions of pieses
yo sista so ugleyand fat when she lookes in the meior she dies and does a belly flop and falls to hell
Your mom is so ugly when she went inside a hunted house she came out wit an aplication.
Your mom is so ugly dat wen she threw a boomerang in never came bak
your mommas so stupid she traded her car for gas money
nula payne is so ugly that she makes shit look hot
dylan pimentil is so desperate he jaked off a horse and changed to sheep
come on by’s who ever wants to fight me come out to cox’s cove to get your ass kicked
yo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out
Dylan pimental is so soft, teletubies bully him around at skool
yo mamma is so old when i tapped her on the back her tits fell off
yo mammas so tall she did a cartwheel and slapped jessus on the face
your brother so ugly people thought he had a fade turned out his haie ran away from his face
yo mama so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled’ stop that twinkie!’
Yo mama is stupid that she laughs at these jokes.
yo mamma so manly cause she looks like a koala
yo momma so funny she made me laugh
yo mama teeth so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up.
yo mama is sooo fat dat she is sweatn out butter
yo mama iz so stupid when she went to orlando the waz a sign that said orlando to tha left
she turen around went back home wit da whales
nonbfhigohntriojhfuhgortuihtotouthiuorgtilutwguiwefahirwehio;wfaeiojh; dat waqt ur mama said cause she stupid
yo mama is so black when she went to black skool they put her as absent
we are da 3 snitches ok bitches
Spider13
Your mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo sista so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges said sorry no pros
yo momma s short she made mini me (from Austin Powers) look like Shaq.
Your mama soo ugly she makes a brick wall look good.
your mama soo FAT you have to grease the sides of the tub to flip her over. HA HA!
ur sista teeth so yellow when she walked into church the people who were singing busted out singin let it shine
yo sister’s so hairy they filmed Queen Kong when she went to the rain forest
yo sister’s so poor she gives head for bus fair and still walks home
yo momma is so fat when she runs around naked her stomach goes flip flop
your mamma is so skinn that she told someone to kiss her ass they aid erer is it
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Yo sistaz a snake charmer cuz wen a guy cz er hiz anaconda goes up!
Ur sistaz such a hoe playboy mansion turned er dwn
THIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
all all is hoes if u want to talkin ur shit call me at 5361787
yo momma’s so poor that she ate cornflakes with a fork so she could save milk and not waste money butin some
yo mamma so fat she jumped on walmart and made the prices go lower
yo momma so poor she can’t afford to buy free water.
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Bounced On A trampoline And Turned Into a cloud
yo momma so stupid she payed me last night
yo momma fo fat she uses a limo as a dildo
yo mamma is so fat when she falls over its worlds end
your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
your mumma!
ur muma so dam fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptised!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOO DISS!
ur muma, u see shes FAT!
you should all die
ur mum makes godzilla look like a racoon
ur muma so fat she ate to much
ur muma so ugly people laughed at her
your mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
yo moma so fat, she need a map to find her asshole
your momma so hairy…….the only language she speeks is WOOKIE!!
your momma so hairy……the only language she speeks is…….WOOKIE!!
YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY……THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEEKS IS…….WOOKIE!!
yo momma sucks so hard the head come out her ass
yo mama so fat she need a area code
yo mama so dum at ha house she let a d dog rape her
yo mama is so fat she went by the sun and god said move out the way fat ass
i like sex and i like to rape little kids and i will kill
yo sister so DAMN STUPID SHE WENT IN TO A 18 AND OVER MOVIE AND BROUGHT 17 OF HER FRIENDS!
your muma so stupid she tred to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff
yo SISTER is soo fat she was on facebook and her account got deleted
anyone wanna have fun i have GREAT sex!
yo mamma so fat when she sat down she broke the chair(poopop)
yo mammas hair is so red when she walked into a bar everyone yelled oh no the devil.(sister)
yo mammas so ugly that when she made a nexopia her account deleted it self cause he was embarresd
your mama is soo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.!
yo mama is so white, when she looked out the window she got arrested for moonin
yo mama is soo loud she makes the windows break!
yo mamma is so ugly she ran the mirror compnay out of bussneses
these people who is making these jokes is so corney
my name is tishaunie i want some punani
-thugg life-
yo momma head so small she got her er peirced and died
yo momas so nasty i called her for hone sex and i got an ear infection
yo momma so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!
yer momma is so fat, when the tourists came to town, they thought her fingers were penninsulas.
yo mama is so fat she made free willy look like a tic tak
your mamma is so black, she went passed me and i thought it was da shadow
NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP
yo mooma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
your momma pussy is so big whene i have sex with her i have to tie a two by four to my ass so i dont fall in
she so black when she slap you u thought you got a new beauty mark
Yo momma is so stupid that she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said ” I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Yo momma is so poor that when she went to Best Buy, slept on the prices and lowered them!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOL
yo sister so fat that when she farted the whole world exloded!!
You Mama just like a bowling ball…………..Finger Her………..throw her in the gutter…and….she always comes back for more…
wats Grosser That Gross
haveing a dream about choclate pudding and wakeing up with a spoon in your ass
Yo momma is so fat,That she would have been on E.T.,but by the time she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama is so poor she nly smells a nyc cooked dinner wen a rich man farts x
Tweety’s wifey
Shaniya
Yo mama so ugly and somehow she got fired from a Blow-Jobs
yo momma so dumb that she put diarea in her milk thinking it was chocolate syrup!!!
yo momma so poor that she put a white blanket in her cereal cause she couldn’t afford milk!!
your momma is so fat she cant fit in the wheel chair
Yo Momma So Fat She Died By Giving Birth At The Age Of 9
fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your mom is so fat that when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinky”!!!!!!!!
yo sistsa so uglty she stodd on the impire state bulding and said i’m goin down.
tou mammas soooooooooo stupid wen the door bell rang she thought it was the phone.
yo mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks
what the difference between a drug dealer and a hoocker a hoocker can whash her crack and sell it again
nikita is so fine
yo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway
yo mommaa so fat her food takes the subway to get to her stomach
ur mammas so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a shit
Ur mommas breath so hot she heated up her own cofee and yo choclate milk
timmy mom so ugly she mad medussa run 4 da roaches
klinger nis simply the boss
your sister so fat that when she jump on the bed it broke in half
your mum so hairy she speaks wookie.Alicia is very hairy like a wookie
Alicia is so stupid she thinks talcom powder is make up.
yo momma is so fat she is almost as fat as your sister.
yo momma is so old her tities are full of powdered milk.
yo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY…
yo momma is so stupid she jdh;rklvzdlufhkhff6565w3wujui7tb.jhuyt
yo momma is so ugly my horny dog wont even hump her.
yo momma so stupid she yo momma
yo momma soo fat that when she rang the door bell the door bell said king kong instead of ding dong
yo momma is so ugly when i see her i cant eat the amount i wanna throw-up
yo momma so fat even gabby wouldnt rape her
yo mumma so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke
your mumma so fat they ran out of fat jokes to describe her
yo momma so ugly only arion isabeth would go out with her
yes well, your mother is so ghetto, that when she tried to breast-feed, it came out as Kool-Aid. OH YEAHHHHHH
yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale screamed back get off me fat bitch
kayla styles is a in breed
yo mom is so fat that when you took a pic of her you only got her arm
your sister is so stupid that when she called you she said hi is this the police?
HAHA FUNNY JOKES ON HERE
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
your sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!
to momma so dumb she put lip stick on her hair just to make up her mind
yo sistas fat
yo mama so stupid she pooped out pee =P thats a dumb one =P
your momma is so stupid that she tryed to put m&ms in abc order
yout momma so ugly she got in a fight with the ugly tree and lost
Yall jokes is so lame, we rathere go knitting with our grandmothers hahahaha
YO MAMMA SO STUPID
WHEN DA BUS HIT HER
SHE SAID
{WHO THREW DAT ROCK AT ME}
yo mamma’s so dumb, she kept you!
yo mumma’s so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said “1 at a time”
yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock
yo momma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
yo momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she asks for the bucket on the roof
what’s the difference between a buffalo and your momma? about 500 pounds! how do u even it out? either force feed the buffalo, or shave your momma
how do you know when yo momma is under your bed? your nose touches the roof
will arion isabeth go out with elizabeth hamilton…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yomma sux balls
selena landeros sux balls
jhjhjhujhjyuyuyuyuyutytyty
your gfs soo ugly she makes ur mom look hot
im soo stupid u love me
Your mama is so fat when she jumps banji she goes straight to hell!!
ur mamais so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo mommas so dirty that when she had a bath she lost 5 stones!!!!!
Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.
yo mamma so old i slit her wrists and watched the dust pour out!!
your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family we got our big momma with me
yo mama is such a whore a pimp wont pimp her sorry ass!!!!
ur mum so ugly she made exocist cry
yo momma is so ugly that she went into the house, and the mouse jumped on chairs!
yo momma is so ugly that she went into the haunted house at the fair and came out with an application!!!!!!
yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1
baby-k918
yo mom is fat she’s overweight
yo mama smell like shit
ur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”
you so poor the only thing u open 4 christmas is ur eyes
yall stank like yall mama..!
yo mama so poor nd stupid she found a dollar nd ate it
yo mama so dumb…wen da teacher asked her wat 1+1 iz she ran outy of class..!and went to kingdagaden frm da 8th grade..
whack..(frm her older sisa)
i hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!
yall probably a bunch of 6th graders….
or lower
itz all bout da 8th grade..!!!!
if u kno wat it is
(which yall dnt)
haterz`
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
yo mama so hairy she only speaks one language. “that is” ( chewbaca ).
yo momma so old, some one asked her to ask er age yh and she dropped dead.. !!
your mommas so dumb she had a yo mama joke fight with her daughter.
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i said, “watcha doin.” she said “moving”
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
yo mama so old she knew burger king wen he was still a prince
yo mama so old they told her to act her age and she died.
yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said “one at a time please”
yo mama so ugly when she was born her momma said “o what a treasure.” and her father said “yea lets go bury it”
yo mama so ugly when she went to the back they turned off the survalence cameras
oden loves scrotum
yo mamma so fat she jumped in a ocean and whales sang ”we are family”
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
yo mamma so heavy that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
bithchy 101 is fugly
Yo Momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car
ur mommas so fat she sat on the couch and farted and thats wat caused hurricane katrina
ur mommas so flat shes jelous of the wall
yaay
yo momma so fat were in her right now
ur mama sogreasy she uses bacon as a bandage
ur mama so ugly a monster wanted to marry her
yo mama so fat when she farts its heard around the whole universe
Your Sister’s Teeth are so Yellow, When She Smiled She made Trafic Slow down!
Your sisters teeth are so yellow, when she smiled she slowe traffic down!
your momma is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman poped out
your sister
is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman popped out
yo mama so ugly that steve urkel would date her
briana and jose
by edson
When Yo mama Brest Feeds you coo lade comes OUT!
Yeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home
yo sista so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up!
yo mama is do fat that when my neighbor looked back he couldn not see anything because she was so fat
yo sista so fat she on both sides of the family
yo momma shit everywhere
yo momma just like a bus everybody gets on board
yo momma just lik a door knob everyone gets a turn
yo momma jus lik nay-nay they all did it
yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at tha ground and missed.
or else
youll ger raped
Hey , I’m so dumb , I tripped over a cordless phone !
I weigh as much a five killer whales and stink like ‘em too !
Yo momma So fat she got her own area code
Yo mama so fat when she put her toe on the scale it said 200 when she got on there it said to be continued then it broke
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS AN EQUATER
yo momma so cheap she reuses her tampons
yo momma so fat ur dad cut here with a chainsaw and made sausagues
your mum is weatus i just started boxing her
yo mumma so fat that your dad commit suicide AYE GOOD ! TYSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hey jurt wat is the differnce between ur momma and a bowling ball you can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball
k
yo momma so stupid she bought a sprint phone and starded running
ure momma is so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
yo mama is so fat that a scientist declared her ass as the 10th planet
your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window nd got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
your moms so ugly, she was looking out the window and got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
YO sister so short when she sits on a machbox she can swing her Legs!!
Yo sister so ugly she wasnt hit by the ugly stick she was by the hole tree!!!
SEBA IS GAY!!
Suck my left nut or BOTH!!
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTED THEY BLAMED HER FOR GLOBAL WARMING!!
your so nurdy you even search for porn in your books!!
your so stupid wen you went to get a brain you opend the door for the others!!
your so stupid that you were the first to get a brain before they were perfected!!
yo is so ugly she looks like u what what r u gunna cry aww boohhh fukking whooo get a tissue
yo momma is so fat that she hopped over burger king skipped over kfc and landed on macdonalds!
yo momma is do stanky, when she shit her shit talked about her smell!
Your moma is so fat she makes the word shop lifter seem literal.
your sista so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
your sista so stupid she sat on thetv and watched the couch
your moms so small she jumped of a lego brick and comited sewerside
ur sister so stupid she tries to put the M&M’s in ABC order
yo mama iz sooo poor she drinks out of the guter
you so ugly yo mama had morninng sickness after you were born
chelsy so stupid she put her name in the joke section and the joke in the name section
YO MAMA SO POOR WEN ROBBERS BROKE IN HER HOUSE THE ROBBERS LEFT MONEY IN THE TABLE LOL
yo momma so fat her blood types gravy
Keep goin you suckers I aint watchin this!
Keep goin you suckers, I aint watchin this!
Yo mommas so ugly the word ugly got scared
Yo mama so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave
yo mama so ugly wen she entered the bank,security turned off the cameras!!!
yo mama is soo damn ugly she made the world die
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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yo mamas but is so harry it looks like donking is about to jump out and say welcome to amerca
Yo momma sooo fat, she jumped up in the sky and got stuck
yo sister so micorwave went ugly when she sits on the toilet the phone rings,she thinks it the
yo momo is so fat when she sat down she weant to the next state
yo momo so poar when i weant over i asked if i can use the bathroom she said pick a conner
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your momma so ugly… i shit my pants when i looked at her
yo momma so ugly…. i shit my pants when i looked at her
yo mama so dark and her teeth so yellow when she smile she look like a pittsburg steelers helmit
your sister is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and went outside people said taxi!!!!
Your mama is so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Yo momma eyes so big when she looks at a map she can see people waving!
yo momma so dumb she got hited by a parked car
yo momma so fat dat wen she went outside everybodi said wen did it get night
yo momma so ugly dat wen she went 2 da sto dey said no unamed animals allowed
yo momma so slow that wen she saw the sign that said restroom she thought that wuz a room u can rest in
yo momma so fat that wen she heard the fone ring she thought it wuz the microwave
Ur momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store
Gabriel your a hoe
Yo mama is so fat that when she danced with michael jackson the floor broke….
YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY SHE POURS FRESH SALTWATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS ALIVE!!!!!
omg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out
yo momma sat on a quarter and burgers came out of george washingtons nose
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made a gameboy
yo sista like a shot gun 2 shots and she blows
Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
Yo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
yo mama is so dum she locked her in the bathroom and still peed her self
your brother is so stupied he sold his car for gas mony
Yo Mamma So Fat She Was There When Mosses Wrote The Ten Comand ments
yo momma so old her and jesus was in da 2nd grade doin jumpin jacks
YO MOMMA THOUGHT SHE WAS SO COOL SHE JOINED A BIKER CLUB TO GET A JACKET
yo moma so U-G-L-Y she look like bennie
UR MOM IS SO FAT..SHES FAT
ur momma is so fat WEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALES IT SAYS “ONE AT A TTME PLESE U FATTY BITCH”
ur mum iz so SILLY SHES SILLY
yo momma,s is that poor she does,nt know 50 cent i aint talking about the rapper
your famly is that ugly even the addams family look pretter
your moms that stupid she went to sec savers for shopping because somebody said you should of gone to sec savers
you are all stupid because you are dissing somebody yo dont know and your momma is stupid because she had you.
yo momma listen up your that fat and your big i would,nt f*** you even you was a pig
ha. u think your hard man with his naighbour you lost your v,s to A4 papers
see momma u fort you was hard but your not because your a tub of lard
yo mommas that fat she couldnt fit in my cave. ha usa u cant find me in iraq trust me bitchs i be back
yo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage
yo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
yo moma so black dat even the cops couldnt catch ha at night
yo momma so ugly dat even ha bed turn away from ha
yo momma so ugly dat she had 2 trick or treat over the telephone
yo momma so skinny dat she hula hoop wit a cerrieo
yo sista so fat dat she thought the moo wuz a ding dong
yo sista so white dat she made michael jackson look black
yo momma so stupid dat she made a 3-month-old look smart
yo momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn!
YOUR MAMA SO STUPiiD THAT SH3 STOL3 HA CAR 4 SOM3 GAS MON3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A LOS3R!
Y0UR MAMA S0 STUPiiD THAT SH3 S0LD HA CAR 4 S0M3 GAS M0N3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A L0S3R!
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yo sister so poor glass bottle to shave her pubic hair
your mum is so black when she went tot night school they thought she had dissapeared
your sista is so ugly ill rather f her moms girl
your momma so ugly she made me cry
ya mama so fat she fatta den eric
ya momz so uglii i had 2 drill a hole in duh wall n fucc hur in da next room
yo momma is so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street
yo mama so fat when she needs to use the restroom she had to use the ocean.
YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHES JUSS UGLG
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Yo momma so fat she had 2 go 2 sea world to get baptized
yo momma so fat everytime she went to the bathroom the toilet siad a…b…c…d get your fat ass off of me!
yo momma so hairy when ur dad wanted to have sex with he siad awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! BIG FOOT!
your tank is soo hairy its too hairy!
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Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so getto when she breasts feeds coolaid comes out
yo momma so so hairy the only laungauge she speaks is wookie.
Yo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
Yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.
yomomma is so old she hasthe first copy ofthe tenth amendment
Yo momma is so stupid she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Yo Mommas so fat she uses a jungle gym for a walker
Yo momma so fat she had to get baptised in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo momma so stupid she asked what the number for 911
u mama is so fat that when she get on the scale it say try again
aye yo son, yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box cuz it said concentrate
yo momma so black and fat that they play hide in go seek in her fat rolls
your family is so poor when i came to your house and rang the door bell your momma stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG
yomommas legs are so hairy she shampoos them
yomommas so dumb when the cereal box said eat it all up she ate the cereal and the box =p
yomommas so fat that the scientists at nasa asked her to work as a life size model of jupiter
your momma is so fat she got more roles than the bakery
yo mama so nasty that if you ask her for a present she’ll say let me suck your dick first
ur moma has 1 toe and 1 knee, thats why we call her tony!!!
ur gay 4 looken at tis site!!
ur moma is so stupid tat she got locked in a matris factery and sleped on the floor
what does ghetto mean??
what does ghetto mean??
what does ghetto mean??
it means ur mom
yo momma so ugly i took her in to a haunted house and she came out with a job
Yo momma so ugly when she went to jump in da bath da water jumped out
yo mama is so old she iron her back in da morning!!
yo momma so dumb she got hit with a parked car
yo momma so fat she made bam’s uncle say “daaaaamn!”
yo momma so dirty that when I called for phone sex I got an ear infection
yo momma’s mouth is so dirty that her tooth brush commited suicide
yo momma’s pussy is so nasty my dick melted on sight
yo momma so ugly she the reason ray charles went blind
yo momma so poor that a homeless man gave her a dollar and said get “yourself some food you need it more than I do”
yo daddy so dumb he made a yo daddy joke
your momma’s so fat she rocked herself to sleep
ur mom is so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
ur sisters so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
ur dad so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
She is so nervous she farted in the bathroom
your momma so poor her card board box got forclosed
your momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! ohhhhh!!! =[) =p =Þ
yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale the scale set help me!
or
yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale sayed 2 b continued
Yo Mamas So stupid she tried to putt m&ms in ABC order.
Yo momma is so fat, she uses mexico as a tanning bed…OOOHHHH!!!!
ur mom is so dirty, she bring the crabs to the beach
yo mommas so dumb when she seen a skool bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yo mommas teeth are so yellow the germs always say im walkin on sunshine ohh ohhh yaaaa
yo mommas so ugly that she can trick or treat on halloween over the phone
yo mommas soooooooooooo old that her birth certifacate says “expired!”
or
yo mommas so poor when i stepped on a ciggerette butt in her house she yelled out who turned off the heat so loud she knocked the astronaunts that were on the moon right off!!!
yo mama is so stubid…that she went to this dumd job and she had to dress as a taxi then she fell on the street and everbody was calling her taxi!!
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma so fat, when she have sex she moans recipes. “Eggs, milk, butter, BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
your mom is so old she sat behide god in 3rd grade
yo momma is so fat that pimple on top of her lip mistake for the crack of her ass
your mother is so fake that they mistaked her for a manican in walMART
yo mamma is so hairy that when she got lost on a hiking trip in the forest, her rescuers came and thought that they found a new breed of monkey. =)
your mom is so ugly that eveytime someone looks at her, they say ARNT U A LITTLE TO OLD TO STILL BE DUMPSTER DIVING?
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YO MOMMA IS SO SCARERED THAT SHE GOT DRUNK
I HATE YO MOMMA CUZ SHE CAN BE A MOTHER
Yo Momma So Ugly That People Vomits Blood When Ever They Heard Stories About Her .
Or
Yo Momma So Lazy , The Wheelchair Reclines .
Yo momma like cake mix 15 servings per pacage
i will lik ur pussy if u want ur momma to do it
yo momma so fat when she steped on a weight it said to be continued…
yo momma so stupid, i flicked a buger on da wal she came out n said ( clap yo hand , stomp yo feet , thanked the lord we got meat)
yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her face!
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE CLIPPERS GAME FOR A HAIR CUT
YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN I MAY I USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID YEA BEHIND THE TV
YO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN I PICKED UP A PENNY FROM OFF THE STREET SHE SAID HEY THATS PAY CHECK
yo mama is so hairy you got a rug burn when u were born
ibu is soooooooo hot she wet herself!wow
im a nut
but ppl call pis nut
i love a nutty girl
but she dumped me in a nut factory!!
yo mommas so fat the walls got jealous
yo mama’s like a hard ware store- 10 cents a screw
yo mama is so ugly they had to invent a new defination of ugly-
UGLY(N,adj.)- your mother
Hey look at that ugly
yo mama like a squirl…she loves to put nuts in her mouth
Your Momma IS So Ugly She Looked Out Her Window and Got Arrested For Mooning
Yo mama so fat she needs a crossing guard for her cereal
Ur mama is so ugly i told her that i was to hot and she said im cold
yo mama is so dumb i looked her in a toilet store and she pied on the floor
yo momma is such a fatty that when she tries 2 clap her boobs clap 4 her
yo momma SO stupid she seend a black monster she got scared and she said o thats my daddy
yo mama is so fat she put nuts in her mouth she squestit and then she sade mmmm tasty with butter on top
yo mama so fat she made the toilet sing abcdefg get your fat ass out off me
your momma’s so old when i tapped her on the back her titties fell off
your momma’s so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and said wheres my gumball
your mom is so fat when she gets on a bus all the people sing colt 45
yo mama is fat the last time she saw 90210 was one the scale
yo mama is so skinny that she is jelous of the wall
yo mama is so black that Dark Vator said welcome to the dark side
yo mama so poor she stole free bread
yo mama is so ugly she made Freedy got night mare
yo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack
yo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack
yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched dacouch
yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched da couch
yo mamma is dumb she thought a jam dougnut was bleeding
yo mamma is soooooooooooooooooooooo……stupid
yo mamma’s so fat i walked around her twice and got lost
Yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused hurricane katrina
yo mama’s so ugly the government named haloween after her
yo mama’s so skinny she can dodge rain drops
Yo mama’s so fat when she checked in to a hotel she took up a whole wing
yo mamas so stupid she had to call 911 to help her get to her phone
yo momma so ugly she ugly
yo mom so pretty people stop and stare cause she ugly
yo momma so white water is water huh!
yo momma is so 2059 funniest joke ever
yo momma is sooooo stupid she took a spoon and told someone hello
Yo momma so ugly bloody mary wouldnt kill her
yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
OH
U GOT OWNED
Yo mamma Soo OLDD !!— Sheas a waitress at the last supper
Yo mamma Sooo OLDD”" —- She was Jesus’ Bff3
Your mamma is so nice she gave me the hair off her back11
for all you bitch ass fakes get the hell out of hurrr, dont hate.
YOUR MOM!
Yo mama so fat that when she went on a weighting scale it said 1 person at a time
Yo sista so skinny she has 2 run in the shower 2 get wet
yo mama so fat that people ran around her for exercise
Your mommas so fat that when she broke her leg gravy came out
yo momma so fat the house come down
yo momma so fat the house come down
yo sisters so ugly your dad took her to work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye
yo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her and got shocked because she thourght it was a tampon
yo momma so fat she died
your mumma is so fat that when she wears a blue to ppl shout phsunami
your papa is so ol he sat behind jesus in third grade
you are so fat ppl run around u 4 exercise
you r so fat when u go in a hot air balloon ppl think there your tights
your sister is so fat she is on both sides of the family
your mumma is so fat her picture fell of the wall
your papa is so fat he fell out both sides of the bed
thx ive gt loads more jokes xx
U GUYZ NEED 2 GET BETTER JOKES LIKE WAT THE HELL SOME OF THESE JOKES DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE!
yo mama so old i told her to act her age she died
yo momma so fat when thei said it was goin to be chilly she grabbed her bowl and spoon and went outside and said where its at
Yo momma so fat when she walked into the store they said “sorry no clearance”.
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out.
yo momma so old when she sat down to pee dust came out.
yo momma got winter teeth 2 above, 2 below
yo momma got summer teeth, some are here some are there.
yo momma got butter face, everything looks good but her face.
Yo mammas teeth are yellow she spittes on popcorn for butter.
Yo mammas lipps are so big putts on lippstick with a paint ruler
Yo mamma is so fat she is walking and sang I like im big I like im chunky.
hi kara
wazup
lives what you make it
Yo sister so dumb I said im gon be on yo momma and she said Oh everybodys been on her
yo sister so ugly your momma wanted a oberson and the dad/ borther/godmother/and me.
Yo Mamma is so dum when she goes 2 a supermarket she forgots what to my
yo mamma is so fat when she goes outside in a yellow coat every one says taxi oh oh oh oh oh
yo moma is so ugly, when i went to find a mom i said get out of my face
yo mama is so fat she jumped in the sea and the whales started singen we are family!!
yo mama so dumb yo daddy asked her foe sex she started humping the pillow
Yo mamma like a vacum she sucks she. Blows and is layed in the closet.
Yo mamma so fat when she went to a baseball game nobody could find their seats.
Yo mamma so fat that when she went to a baseball game nobody could. find their seats.
your familey is so poor that when you stept on the smoke they said how tord of the heat
Your momma is so old when she tried to breast feed you powder came out.poof
yo momma is so stupid when she saw a stop sign she waited to say go
yo momma is so blinde she married kane
yo momma so black see went to night school and was counted not there
yomomma is so fat she sat on a chair she brouk it.
yo momma so stupid when her computer says you got mail she gos and she waits for the mailman
yo moma so fat her bestfriend is a twinkey
yo momma is so old that when she had sex, a web of spiders came out of her vagina
yo momma is so short she need a stool to use the bathroom
your momma so phat she sat on a tv and it turn into a gameboy
yo mama so balled that the morror said dang
yo mooma’s on crack
yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skitles
yo mamma so stupid, she married yo daddy’s baby daddy.
your momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
SONIA MUM SO FAT WEH U POEK A NEDAL IN HE BELLING SHE EXPOLEDS
yo mama is so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama is so harry she could be sold as a china pet.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pey to not see her.
Yo mama is so black she bleads light cofee.
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
yo mama`soo fat she filled up the bathtub and then turned the water on
yo mama iz soo dirty she’s had more rappers in her than an ipod
Yo mama is so dumb she thought tiger woods was a forest in Africa.
yo momma so fat she gotta get baptized at sea world !
yo mamma so stupid i saw her jumpin up and down and asked wat she’s doin ….she said ‘i drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it;
yo mama so dumb she uses peanut butter to finger herself
yo momma so stupid i rang da doorbell an she ran to da microwave
you mamas teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach glows
yo mama so old that when she breast feeds powder comes out
u mummy so supidt seh cna.t splle
yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so damn dumb she got locked in the bathroom and almost pissed in her pants
bush so stupid he ran for office
im so fat i had aheart attack
yo mama so ugly when you were born the docter slaped ger
im so retated da mental place wouldnt take me!!
all the single men im gay i go to oceanway come rape me!!!
Yo momma so stupid she was listening to single ladies and she said where dey at
yo mama so poor when i rung da door bell she said ding-dong
yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco
yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco
yo momma so fat when Barack Obama was sworn in office she said is that a new taco
im fat and gay at o-way middle come rape me
mcain so dumb he ran for prez
yo daddy so fat he saw Aerial and said “I wear the same bra”
aerial head so big i said it was big
i could have been yo daddy but the gorrilla in front me didn’t wear a condom
Yo momma so fat she got a treadmill for Christmas and said “Can I have the reciept”
matt momma so nasty her coochie juce iz acid rain
matt so fat when he jumped up and down he fell all theway to hell
why u talkin bout my papa
yo mama so fat when she wants to shake someones hand she hast to give them directions
yo mama so flat shes jealous of the wall
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
A blond walked into a computer shop and said to a member of staff “excuse me could I buy some curtains for my new computer please?” the man replied “you don’t need curtains on a computer”
the blonde said “well why do I have windows then.”
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY U CAN FINED HER NAME IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER UGLY.
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY U CAN FINED HER NAME IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER UGLY.
yo mama so stupid she thought an egg was a ball
Ya momma lips r sooo ashy every time she talks she starts a fire!
Yo Momma so ugly that when she looks at King Kong she sees herself
yo momma is so stupid, she just commited suicide
I’m gay I go to Oceanway my boyfriends name is Sam and I eat dick juice
s. so green she made up da color
s so green she glow in da dark
yo mama is so stupid that she robbed the bank and left the money.
yo mama so ugly Her cats and dogs would come to her.
yo mama so poor you asked her if you could use the restroom,she said pick a corner.
yo mama so bald headed when she go to sleep her head rolls of the pillow
yo mamma so fat that half of her is still in yesterday
yo mamma so poor when you walk in her front door you end up in her back yard
yo mamma so old she was the dj at the boston tea party
yo mama so old she was there for jesus last super
yomama so stupid she stole free bread
im gay(=
yo daddy so fat his pager is a v c r
yo daddy so fat his pager is a v c r
yo mama so tall she triped over a rock and hit the moon
yo daddy so fat he out a cover over the ocean and called it his waterbed
yo daddy so fat his pager is avcr
yo mama so bald headed that her head look like a busted condom
yo mama so ugly when she sat in front of steive wonder he said who left this pile of shit in front of me.
yo sister so ugly jason is scared of her
YO MAMA TEETH IS YELLOW IT LOOK LIKE PEE
UR MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE NEED A DUMB TEST RIGHT AFTER U GET 1
yo mama so poor, i saw her chasing a garbage truck with her shopping list
YO MAMA IS SO BLACK WHEN SHE WENT TO KFC THAY SAID DO YOU WANT EXRA BLACK OR CHRISPY BLACK
yo sister so fat when she sits around the house, she actually sit around the house!!!
yo sister so fat when she sits on the couch thres no room for king kong!!!
yo mama is like a door handle everyone gives her a turn!!!
yo mama so poor she sold her car for gas money!!!
yo mama so fat that she jumped off a building i was laughing, but the ground was already crackin’ up!!!
YO SO FAT SHE GOT HIT WITH A BUS AND SAID “WHO THROW THAT ROCK”
yo sister so dumb that she plugged a real mouse into a computer!!!
YO SISTER SO FAT THAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
YO MOMMA SO FAT THE FISH SAID DAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
yo momma so dirty she make mexicans look clean
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
yo momma so fat when everyone saw her they said in their head did she eat a piano or something.
yo mama is so stupid, ok im sorry who wants to waste their time and make stupid yo mama jokes. Its really stupid.
your momma is so fat her waisr is the equator
yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it she said, “stop that twinkie!!!”
your momma is so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund.
your mom is so fat when she wears a red coat they told her hey kool aid man.
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet her booty cheeks touched the floor.
By quamaine morrow
your mama is so old she still owes moses a dollar
jose martinez mama is so deprest because she had him
YO MOMMA IS SO STOPID SHES STOPID
yo mama so skinny when she turns she disapeirs
yo mama so fat when somebody help her up she falls back down
yo momma so fat they call her waffle neck
jamie head so big they call hym BMW (BODY MADE WRONG)
JAMIE LEE TAYLOR FAT WEN HE SAT ON DA TOILET HE FALL OUT
JAMIE LEE TAYLOR FAT WEN HE SAT ON DA TOILET HE FALL OUT
Yo mama so fat !
they’re thinking of naming an earthquake after her !!
Yo Momma So fat,
she went to the fun fair;
and everyone mistaken her for a bouncy castle !!
Yo Momma So Stupid
She thinks Credit Crunch is a Cereal !!
Yo Momma So Gassy
When she breaks wind,
The Big Bang starts all over !!
Yo moma so hairy
when she was born her mom started crying and said i wanted a baby not a Gorrilla !! :>> xlx
Yo Momma got so many spots..
the kids in the waiting room in the doctors ,
Started to play join the dots on her forehead ! (;; x
yo momma so fat,
chick-fala mistakes her as the cow!!!
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
yo momma so hairy,
she has a mohawk on her boobs!!!
Yo momma is so fat
your momma is so fat that bill gaites couldnt pay for her lyposuction
your mama is so ugly that rice crispies wont talk to her lolz
your momma is so fat when her beeper goes of people thinks that shes backing up
hahah if you want any more yo mame jokes hit me up at my space heres my email doobers932@yahoo.com
yuh gurl Krisha
yo momma so nasty that even my tiolet cleaner that her.
yo momma so ugly that one look at her can turn you blind
yo momma so dull that u need to screw a bulb on her ever 5 secs
yo momma so fat she sat next to everybody in school (fresh prince) +_+
yo momma so stupid she couldn’t even pass a spell check
yo momma so slow a snail could beat her
sista sista
yo mommas so fat shes fat
yo mamma so dum she took mi fone and rubbed across her neck because i tld her it was a razor
yo mamma got 1 big titty and one little titty thy call her biggie smalls
gay
your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
your momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
you people are sooooooooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
yo momma is so fat that she has to use the driveway to iron her clothes:) lol
yo momma is SOOO FAT that she uses the equater as her belt:) lolz
yo mommas is so ashy she use car engine for babyoil
you a stitch you no you can tell thas y media went to jail
you people are soooooooo gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yo mommam is so she use mtv for cable
yo mommam is so gay use mtv for cable
yo mommam is so gay she use mtv for cable
Yo momma so ghetto, when she breastfeed koolaid comes out
yo mama so fat when she go 2 the movies she sit next 2 everybody
yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can i said what r u doing she said moveing
yo ma ma is so fat, when she needs to whipe her butt she sends out a serch party. ha ha ha ha ha
love sadie caruso
yo mama is sooo fat ha ass farts when she walks
yo sista sooooo ugly my brother took ha to da hunted house an she came out wit aa application
yo mommas soooooooooo fat when i ask her how much she wieghted i thought it was her phone number
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOOO FAT WHEN I PUT A PEICE OF CHIKEN IN FRONT OF HER SHE STARTS TO GET HORNY
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY SHE MADE A BLIND KID CRY : )
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOO FAT HER MOUTH WASH IZ BAR-B-QUE FLAVERED
YO MOMMAS SOOOOOOOOO FAT WHEN I ASKED HER WAT WAZ 4 DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS
like me
iam gay
YOU AND YO MOMMA SO NASTY YALL SHARED THE CRABS BETWEEN YALL LEGS WITH EACH OTHER
Yo momma so fat she sat in a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo Moma so stupid she picks her butt instead of her nose
Yo Momma so fat she sat down and lowered the price
Yo moma so stupid she took the wrong way instead of the right way
yo momma so fat she sat on 4 qourters and made a doller
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
you mommy so fat she is iron to brake
hey im mehraz(H) and im butterz if anyone can beat ME then post a comment
hey im mehraz and i love yo moommaaa
yo momma’s so fat that whe nshe saw a school bus of white people she said stop that twinky
your momma’s so fat she puts mayonaise on her cheese friends
Yo, this is Jay if you think you can beat me at a yo momma battle post a comment.
Yo mama so poor she uses her discount card on the dollar menu
yo sista so stupid she thot wal-mart wuz a house buyer
YO MAMA TEETH SO YELLOW. WE THOT IT WAS POPCORN
YO BROTHER TEETH SO STANK. WE NEDD TOOTHPAST AND A BRUSH
YO BROTHER TEETH SO STANK. WE NEED TOOTHPAST AND A BRUSH
you sister so ugly she had to stick her hole boddy in the freezer to make her pussy har
yo momma teeth so yellow when sh drink water it turn into lemonade
Your sister is so fat that she broke the whole bathroom while she was taken a shit
yo mama soo fat that she got a life gaurd for her breakfast bowl…
yo momma is soo ugly when she looked in the mirror it screamed
ALL YOUR JOKES SUCK
yo mama so stupid she tried 2 put m&ms in alphebetical order
yo mama is so stupid when she bought a doughnut she returned it to the doughnut store becuz it had a hole!:O
yo mama soooooo fat look at the person next to u and compare them
yo mama is so hairy she that she got afro on her nipols
yo mama so fat and tall she made bigshow and shaq look real back
Yo Mama is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
Yo mama has so many chins when she looks at you it looks like she is staring over a bunch of pancakes…
yo mama so fat tht she gad to get baptized at SEAWORLD
ur sisters so ugly, she makes freddy crugar look hawt!
Yo mamma so stupid that when yo daddy said it’s chilly outside,she ran outside with a spoon
yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint - roller
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale,it read ”one at a time,please”
Yo mama so that when she step on a scale it read ”to be continued”
yo mama so fat when she put on nikes it spell out nickoledan
your mama is so stupid she got a ruler to measure the time that she slept
yo mama is so poor when someone went to her house he said i need to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner:)
your mama is so stupid she had you:D
i anything add me on msn tatibaybee247@hoitmail.com
byee
your mama is so old her birth certificate said EXPIRED on it:)
Your momma is so greasy
she uses bacon as a band-aid
your mum is so stupid she returned a dohnut because it had a hole in it :P!
your mum is so fat that when she gets on scales it says on at a time please
yo mama so fat when she went to in and out she went in but couldnt get out
Yo Mommas teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache glows
Yo momma so poor she was kicking a box i asked her what she was doing she said moving
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on he drivers license
Yo mums glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving
Yo mom so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo mamas head is so nappy moses couldn’t part it
Yo mama so short she holds up a sign that says don’t spit i can’t swim
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals
Yo momma so poor i stepped on a cigarette she said stop turning off all my lights
Yo momma so poor i stepped on her grass she said get off my bed
Yo momma so stupid she looked in the mirror and someones in the house
Yo momma sooooo stupid she thought a quarterback was change
Yo momma so old when jesus said let there be light she hit the switch
yo mama so poor i walked in the frontdoor and she said get off my back porch
yo mama head so nappy the mississippi couldnt part it
yo mama head so nappy the mississippi river couldnt part it
yo momma so fat her belt size is equater
yo mama so skiny she fell through a salteen cracker and bubped hr head on a peice of salt.
yo mama is so fat fat dat when she wears a red dress everybody says hey koolaid
yo mama is so stupid she bout a spoon to the superbowl
yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean the whales start singing we are family
yo mama is so stupid she brought a chess set to a pawn shop
yo mama is so fat she wanted a water bed and they threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean
Yo momma so fat she got afros on her nipples
Yo mamma so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo mama hair so napy yo fingers get stuck
yo mama so ugly she just ugly!!!
Yo mama so fat that the whales kicked her out of the ocean
Yo mama so fat that the whales kicked her out of the ocean
yo momma’s so fat that when she took a crap a little kid came out
Yo sister so skinny, when she farts, her belly button comes out her asshole.
yo mamma is so dirty she doesn’t have the guts to show her face.
yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and green peace pulled her out
yo momma so ugly she was arrested for destroying mother nature.
YO MAMA SO HAIRY THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS IS wooki ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
YO SISTER SO HAIRY THAT THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS IS wooki ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
YO SISTA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT TO WINDOW competition she thought she would actully win dough
yo mama so dumb tht when she went to a WINDOW competition she thought that she would actually win dow
yo mama so dumb that she thought that her pops made his own cereal POPS
yo mama so fat that when she went she went into the ocean all the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY”
yo mama so dark that when she was little she had her first sleepover was in a grill
im so fat i like cory dudley
funn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your momma so flat that she jellis of the wall lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so ugly that every body ran away from her
yo mama so ugly that her face broke off
yo brother is so fat that he wazz pregnet
yo momma face be so flat the wall be gellous of her
yo mamma so stupid she sold your car for gas money
yo mammas like a door nob… every body gets a turn
i cumed on her face
ur moms so sexi shes hot
ur momma’s so fat, the astronauts used her to bomb the moon
ur momma’s so fat, she uses a lawnmower to shave her legs
ur momma’s so fat, she uses wall paint to paint her nails and garden pliers as tweezers
ur momma’s so fat, superman lost his powers when he tried to carry her
tims momtake it in the face
your mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices
yo mama so fat she irons her pants in the drive way
yo mama is so stuipted i said duck she said where?
yo mama is so geto when she breast feed coolid comes out
yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her own age she died
yo mama so fat her bobbies touch her back
yo sister so fat sh ate cat
yo daddy so nasty yo mamma didnt wont him to eat her out
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WAS BORN IN JUNE AND JULY
yo mama is so tall she triped over k mart and landed on traget
yo sista so ugly ur NEVER gonna be a brother-in-law
yo mama so fat wanted a penny to suck my dick
So short she sat on the carve in swong her feet back &*& forth
youre mama a hoe and she stop to the cars and the cars say no thanks for that ugly thang never mine let me keep mining my buissnis ……
youre mama so ugly she be trying to tie her shoe but she be llooking at her butt
yo mama so boring they put her on the table and lough at her
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yo mama head so big the boy tried to get her to suck his d*&$ and he said move your big head
yo mama so damm ugly wen i look at her i die
ur mom is so ulgy a kid told her where did she get her mask for halloween
yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
yo momma is poor she cant afford something free
your momma is so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch
yo mamma so broke robbers broke in her house and left da money
yo mamma just fat [no comment]
yo mammas like a vacum cleaner she sucks blows and gets laid in the closter
yo mama so black when she put on lotion she look like a leather coat
YO MAMA SUCK MY DICK SO FAST THEY THOGUHT SHE WAS SUCKING DICK
yo moma is so skinny that she can hulahoop in a cherrio.
your mamas so white you can see her in thedark.
yo mama is so old,she has a picture of Moses in her year book
yo mama is so ugly,tell her dat we are movin halloween to her birthday
YO SISTER IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE TAKES A PICTURE SHE BRAKES THE SCREEN
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun gets jealous
Yo momma teeth are so yellow that the sun gets jealous
yo mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out
yo momma so fat her pictures weigh 5 pounds
yo momma so ugly when she went to the mens warehouse
they asked wat size she wears
yo mama so odd when she went to class tere was no history
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street people say”wow its already halloween”!!!!
you mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.