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Yo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
Yo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!
Guys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty
Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.
yo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out
THIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
NO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP
your sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!
yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1
ur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”
i hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!
omg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out
Yo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
Yo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.
yo mommas so dumb when she seen a skool bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yo mommas teeth are so yellow the germs always say im walkin on sunshine ohh ohhh yaaaa
yo mommas soooooooooooo old that her birth certifacate says “expired!”
or
yo mommas so poor when i stepped on a ciggerette butt in her house she yelled out who turned off the heat so loud she knocked the astronaunts that were on the moon right off!!!
your mumma is so fat that when she wears a blue to ppl shout phsunami
your papa is so ol he sat behind jesus in third grade
you are so fat ppl run around u 4 exercise
you r so fat when u go in a hot air balloon ppl think there your tights
Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!
TweetYo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!
TweetYo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!
Tweetyo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight
Tweetyo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad
Tweetyo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop
Tweetyo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no
Tweetur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away
TweetYo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!
Tweetyo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me
Tweetyo sister is so old i told her to act her age and she died
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that when they invited her to the super bowl she brung a spoon
TweetYo sister so ugly when she robs a bank all she does is look at the cashier person and says “give me the money”
Tweetyour sister is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
Tweetyo sista so fat she is the defenition of obesity
Tweetyo sister so fat she was watching southpark cartman looked at her and sais SHUT UP FAT ASS
Tweetyo sista so stupid she tried to invite tivo over for dinner
Tweetyo mamma so hairy you can braid her nippppppps
Tweetyo mamma so stupid someone told her to give them a phone call and she yelled at the phone
Tweetyo sista is so stupid she took 5 hours to climb a glass wall just to see what was on the other side
Tweetyo sister so stupid she brought a rose to the rose bowl
Tweetyo sista is so retarded she tried to use a key to use a keyboard
Tweetyo mommas so fat that when she went to buy a water bed they sold her a pontoon boat
Tweetyo mummas so fat she needs directions to her toes
Tweetur Momma so dumb she actually laughed at these jokes.
Tweetur mama so poor wen i went in ha house a rat trippid me and a cocaroach stoled ma walit
Tweetyour mama is so stupid someone said it’s chilli outside she went tto get a spoon
Tweetyo mama so retarted no wonder she is yo mama
Tweetyall staile yall need 2 go back 2 ya mama jokes “YA HEARD”
FROM DE “BADEST CHICK”
TweetDNT HATE YEZ YEZER MZ.R0Y@L!+!!
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TweetYO MAMA SO BALD-HEADED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO GET HER HAIR BRAIDED IT LOOKED LIKE STITCHES
Tweetyour momma stinkz like a bin
Tweetits yo sista retard
Tweetyo momma s name is horst and shes the strongest person in prison
Tweetyo manma so ugly she ugly
Tweetur mama is unknown
Tweetur mama so ugly, wen she looked in the mirror she died
Tweetur mama soo fat, wen she wanted to go shoppin a crane had to lift her outta the house
Tweetur mama soo weird she died from lokking at you
TweetYo sista is so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch
TweetYo momma so fat she Ioners her pants on the driveway!
TweetYo momma so black when she went to night school, the teacher thought she was gone!
Tweetyo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black
TweetYo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s
TweetYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!
Tweetyo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn
Tweetyo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!
TweetYo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!
TweetYo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!
TweetYo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!
TweetYo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween
Tweetyo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..
Tweetyo momma so old she farts dust
Tweetim so fat i look like a fat pig a real one
Tweetyo sister is soooooooo fat, when she watching SOUTH PARK,cartman said RESPECT MY TORTOPS ASSHOLE!
Tweetyo mama is so old she ows jesus $3
Tweetyour mama is so old she farts dust
Tweetmy momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she SITS around the house
Tweetyou can su-k my di-k
Tweetchristian simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him. :))
TweetChristian Simon is so UGLY his mom wants to kill him.
TweetCHRISTIAN SIMON IS SO UGLY.
TweetYo momma so fat shes like a nail easy to screw but hard to nail
TweetSweet message.
TweetI am sure you will surf on my site..
See ya
yo mama so stupid in high school they asked her to do an essay so she f*cked a mexican
Tweetyo mama so stupid she failed a survey
Tweetyo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Tweetyo momma is so fat she had an orgasm listening to chicken noodle soup!
Tweetyour momma is so fat she makes fat joe look like a tooth pick!
TweetYo mama so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order!
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when she looked @ the sign for directions the sign sed ‘disney land left’ and she turned around n went bk home!
Tweetyour moma is so hot she make the sun look cold
Tweetyou mama is so fat she step on the scale she broke it
Tweeti make yo momma horny
Tweetur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book
TweetYo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls
TweetYo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.
TweetYo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
TweetYo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.
TweetWhen your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.
TweetYo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Tweetyour mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.
TweetUr mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.
Tweetur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..
Tweetyo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Tweetthese are some stupid jokes
Tweetyour momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “get that twinkie!!!”
TweetyO mamaz glasses are soo thick she can see into the future
Tweetyo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Tweetyo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said get the f*** off me!
TweetYo sister so dumb she thought a quaterback wuz a refund
Tweetyo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Tweetyou sister so dumb she thought an elevator wuz a mobile home
Tweetwow these are silly & some is just dumb as yo momma sike that wuz dumb too
TweetYo mamma so fat in oder to move her from one room to another you have to grease down the doorway and put a twinke on the other side
Tweetyo momma so gay made bi. people hate her
TweetYo momma is so stupid some one said i want to holler at u lata so she hollered at the phone.
Tweetyo momma is so fat she made new york say damn
Tweetyo momma’s so fat she uses a queen-sized matress as a tampon
TweetYo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house she returned with a job application!
TweetYo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
TweetyO momma`z sO fat when she feLL and brOke her Leg gravy came 0ut.
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Tweetsexy time? i can be naughty or nice.
just give me pleasure and i will be yours.
i am so kinki i make sucking toe feel good.
Tweetyo moma so nasty and poor, i asked whats for dinner she put her feet on the table n said corn
Tweetyo momma so fat she farted n people thought it was an earthquake
Tweetyo sista is so ugly they have to feed her with a sling shot
TweetYour momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
TweetYour momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Tweetyour mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices
Tweetyo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.
Tweetyo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~
Tweetur mom
Tweetyo mama is so dum she steals free bread
Tweetyo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon
Tweetyo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.
TweetYo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.
TweetYo mommas so stupid when you were born she looked at the ambilical cord and said, “look it comes with cable!”
TweetYo momma is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before going outside!
TweetYo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said To be continued…
TweetYo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said get the Hell off
Tweetyo momma is so poor even homos feel sorry for her
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
TweetYour momas so fat i sed lets play dominoes and she called for pizza
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Tweetyo mamas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye
Tweetyo mama so flat chested she works at hooties
TweetYo Sisturr So Skinny That When She turns To Dha Sidee She Turns Invisable’hey where she go?’
Tweetyo momma so dumb she walked in the store and seen a wet sign and pissed on it
TweetYo Sister is so slutty and broke, she uses the same 1 dollar bill stuck in her stanky ass panty HOES thats stuck to the inside of her sweaty legs that she spreads more than butter on that toast she makes for dinner.
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she poop it forms a dinosour!!!! hehehehehehehe
Tweetyo momma so fat that she takes a bath in the public swimming park.
Tweetyo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
Tweetyo sista so fat we had 2 call the police cause somebody stole her neck
TweetYo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma thinks she ghetto cause she drinks Hood Milk.
TweetYo mamma so dumb, she posts momma jokes in the sister section.
TweetYo momma so fat when she walks every one hallas earth qake run bitchs.
TweetChelsey
TweetYo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died!
LOL
Tweetyo sista so ugly she made onion cry!!
Tweetyo sista so fat she sat on the toliet and it said “abc get yo fat ass off of me!’
yo mama is so nasty she smells worse than a hindu after a curry
Tweetyo momma so ugly…..her birth certificate wuz an apology letter from tha condom factory:)
TweetYO MOM IS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON THE TITANIC AND IT SUNK
TweetSweet post.
TweetI think you will surf on our page..
Ciao
yo sister’s so ugly, she looks like you.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she try to go in a amll and they said no dogs allowed!
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she asked u “wats the number of 911″
Tweetya momma is so ugly when she cry her tears go in the back of her head
Tweetthe reason im so fat is that everytiem i bang ur sister she gives me a doughnut
Tweetyo sister is liek a doorknob every1 gets a turn
Tweetyour momma’s soo fat,
Tweetyoda couldnt pick her up!
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides
Tweetyo mama so poor, she throw quarters in the make it rain video
Tweetyo mama so fat she looks like you
TweetYo sister so dumb i told her to crank it and she started the car
TweetYou: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
TweetYou: Did you go to that funeral
Friend: What Funeral
You: The One when these nuts dropped dead in yo’ mouth
TweetYr mama so fat that when she fel off tha bed she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
Tweetyo mama so fat whaen she sees white people in a yallow bus she says, “hey,stop that twinkie!”
Tweetyo mamma teeth so yellow she stops traffic when she smiles
Tweetyo sista is so stupid the thought a cherio was a doughnut seed
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went swimming in the see the whales started singing “we are family”!!
Tweetyo mama is such a nerd that when she goes shopping she says “LOADING PLEASE WAIT”
TweetYo Sista is so greasy she is the secret ingredient of KFC
Tweetyo moma so poor we saw here kicking can we asked her what she said movin g
TweetYo momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we are family even though your bigger than me.”
TweetYo moma is so cheap she tried to something on layaway at the 99 cent store
TweetYo momma so fat, she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.
Tweetyo momma is so gay
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyo momma look like mayonaise
TweetUR MOM IS SO BLACK SHE DRANK WATER AND PEED OUT COFFEE
Tweetyo sister so dumb she bought he seme jacket twice
TweetYO GRANNY SO FAT SHE CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF HER
TweetYo Momma Is So Big, She Made King Kong Look Like A Midget.
TweetYo Momma Is So Fat, She Made Fat Albert Look Anorexic.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO POOR, SHE COULDNT AFFORD FREE BREAD.
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY, WHEN YOU GO TO HER HOUSE, A SIGN SAYS ” BEWARE”
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, SHE MADE EVERYBODY IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD MOVE AWAY.
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO CLASS SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY
Tweetur momma farts so bad that when she did fart the whole of the house blew up
Tweetin flames
yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian
Tweetyo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser
yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!
Tweetyo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her
Tweetyo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff
Tweetyour momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…
Tweetyour mums so ugly she looks like mine
Tweetyo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
Tweetyo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
yo mama blood type is gorilla
YO MAMA JOKES LOL
yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good
TweetYo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”
TweetYo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it
Tweetyo momas so fat when ever she walks down the street in a yellow rain jacket people screem TAXI TAXI
TweetYo mamma’s so damn ugly freddy has nightmares about her
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please
Tweetyo momas so huge she tried to get on a trampoline and it said oh hell no
Tweetyo mamma’s so greasy she put macdonalds to shame
Tweetyo momas so grease and fat that she takes a kfc bath so she can eat and baath at the same time
TweetYo mamma’s so ugly they named a new species after her
Tweetyo mamma’s so huge she has her own solar system
Tweetyo momas so dumb she thot a fattycorpusle was a new ice cream flavour
Tweetyour momas so fat her blood type is rocky road
TweetYo mamma’s such a hoe she slept with two pencils and charged them
Tweetyo momas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Tweetyo mamma’s so ugly they changed the definition
Tweetyo momas so short you can see her feet in her drivers licsense
TweetHey wat up
TweetYo mamma so fat she needs two beds, one for her and one for her giant ass.
Tweetyour dad’s so ugly he turned your mum lesbian
Tweetur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha
Tweetur so ugly ur uglier than aleesha jarral from icknield high school, luton
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow an the rainbow turned to skittles
Tweetyour mamma is so stuypid she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power”
Tweetyo sister so damn she had to use a wheelchair just to get across the road to meet someone
Tweetyo mama so dumb she sat on the washing machine and watched the roof go round
Tweetyo mama so skinny i gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!!
Tweetyo mama so damn skinny if she had dreads, i’d grab her ankles and use her to mop the floor
Tweetyo mama so skinny her bra fits betta backwards
Tweetyo sista so skinny if she had a yeast infection, she would be a quarter pounder with cheese!!!
Tweetyo sister so damn skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad
TweetYo Momma is so fat and stupid she asked herself where her toes were.
TweetYour sister is so gay she makes micheal jackson seem straight
Tweetomg these jokes suck balls
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,SHE BOUGHT A WATCH TO KEEP A EYE ON TIME
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A BASKETBALL GAME AND START YELLING OUT FOOTBALL PLAYERS NAMES.
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT HER SATELITE DISH IS HER CEREAL BOWL
TweetYO MOMMA SO LAME SHE SITS AND MAKES UP YO MOMMA JOKES
U GET IT?
Tweetjoke kings ,so stupid he didnt know he was stupid
TweetYo momma is so stupid she invented the waterproof towel
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that when she went in to the forest everyone thought they saw big foot
TweetYo momma is sou stupid she went to baye an semi skimmed milk and when she went back her hasbent asked whye she hade baye an semi skimmed milk she sedd thats is esear to care !!!
Tweetyo mumma so ugly that the government changed halloween to her birthday
TweetYo momma is so fat that they baptizied her in Marines world
Tweetyo momma so poor when i step on the cigarette she said who turned off the lights
Tweetyo momma so gay she’s the one that made this website.!
Tweetyo sista or mamma is so old she had jesus in her yearbook
Tweetyo mamma so nasty she opened her legs on the table and said we’re havin crabs 4 dinner
Tweetyo sista so greasy she look like she swimed in a buket of frisco
Tweetyo mama has really bad yo mama jokes.
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Tweetyour momma so stuiped when she saw a white boy in a school bus she said twinkie come back
Tweetyo sista so stuiped she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call
Tweetis so ugly when she wanted to take da train dey said where are u?
Tweetyo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
TweetYo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
TweetYo momma so fat that the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Tweetyour momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
Tweetyour momma so dum that she put makeup on her head to makeup her mind
TweetHi
ur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!
Tweetu sitsa so ugly she made juese love men
Tweetur mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus inn the face
Tweetur mama’s breath so hot it made the devil jup outa hell
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she almost wet herself
Tweetyo sista so fat that when someone wanted to drive around her they ran out of gas
Tweetyo sista as so much grease on her head i could keep on greasin my shoe till i die
Tweetya’ll are lame
Tweetyo mamma is like ms petit fat old and hungry
Tweetyo mamma like a freezer everybody put dey meat in
yo mamma so fat her shadow way 2000 pounds
TweetYo mama is so fat when god looks down on the earth thats all he can SEE!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so poor she bolws for rent money
Tweetthis joke are dum
Tweetyou mother so fat when she got on the scale i thougt she was giveing me her phone number
Tweetyo momma so fat wen she won tha guinness world record her photo took up the whole book…and that wasnt even actual size:)
TweetGuys,all your jokes are wack,some are good I must admit.But for those that are having trouble then thats just bullshit I made up a couple while reading these pathetic attemps.Yo momma’s breath is so nasty,it smells like gandi’s flip flops.
Yo momma so old she barrowed jesus’s sandals and never gave them back.
Yo momma is like wamu,you can do her under 4 mins]
yo momma is like gieco,a caveman can do her
yo momma is like dominos,you got 30 mins
yo momma is like a big mac ,big,greasy,and nasty
Now get yo shit together and tells some jokes that make sence.
Tweetyo sista so short to get out of the car she had 2 go skydiving!!!
Tweetyo sisteris so fugle she makes your mama’s ass look like king cong.
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she went to the store the manager said no elephants aloud
Tweetfatass is afro neenja
Tweetyo mama hair so short, wen you braid it it look like stitches
Tweetyo sista so fat, dey have to grease da bath tub to get her ouy
TweetYo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Tweetyo mamma so ugly insted of Halloween they named it yo mamma ween
Tweetyou so ugly that when u were born yo mumma slapt the doctor
Tweetyou are so ugly when you were born you’re mother said ‘ What a treasor!’ and you’re father said ‘ yes let’s go burry her!’.
Tweetyour brother so stupid he said who am i!
Tweetyo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
Tweetur momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Tweetyour mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family … even though your bigger than me!!
Tweetyour mamma is so dirty when she whent to take a bath the water jumped out and said no thank you!
Tweetyour mamma is so stupid that when she was going to disney land a sign said “disney land left” so she turned around and went back home!
Tweetyour sis is such a hoe, i gave her a penny for a lap dance and she gave me change back!
Tweetvvdd
TweetYo sister iz so old she sat next 2 jesus in elembntary skool
Tweetyo mama is so hary u need a weed wacker to cut her hair
Tweetyour momma so ugly freddie kruger has nightmares about her
Tweetanonymous’s mom is so hairy if you went to cut her butt hairs off it could make bigfoot
TweetAnonymous’s moms twat is so ugly that it looks like diarea in a toilet
TweetBig dick steve’s sister is so ugly she I much rather lick anonymous’s mom asshair
TweetVinetta is one hott bitch
TweetBig Dick Steve’s sister is so ugly she has a butt-licking marathon with Vineeta when shes drunk
TweetAnonymous’s Grandma’s teeth are so yellow that instead of using water and toothpaste, she uses my piss and butter
TweetYour Grandma is so ugly she took her clothes off at a nudist beach and everyone else put theirs back on
TweetStevens Sister is so fat and hairy that you could make rope out of her smelly ass armpit hair and climb down dat bitch like a 4 story building
Tweetjust like my store your MOMMAS LEGS ARE OPEN TWENTY FOUR SEVEN
TweetSUPREME TWATLICKERS MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WAZ WALKING IT OUT SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY
TweetTHE ONLY TIME WHEN YOUR MOM GOT TO WALK IT OUT IS WHEN PEOPLE TOLD HER TO WALK THE HELL OUT OF THE CLUB
TweetYOU MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN THE COPS CAME THEY SAID PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN
TweetYO MOMMA SUCH A HOE THE ONLY REASON SHE WEARS UNDEER WEAR IS TO KEEP HER ANKLES WARM
TweetALL YR JOKES R STUPID UNLIKE MINE POEPLE
Tweetget yur momma jokes game up
TweetLover boy’s mom is so nasty she banged him so she can brag to her friends that she got laid
Tweetyo sis is so ugly god thought he made a mistake
TweetLover Boy’s sister is so ugly when she came out head first, it looks like his mom tried to smack her bak in with bricks
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus with white kids she said stop that twinkle
Tweetyo sista so uglyshe made jupador crack in to billions of pieses
Tweetyo sista so ugleyand fat when she lookes in the meior she dies and does a belly flop and falls to hell
TweetYour mom is so ugly when she went inside a hunted house she came out wit an aplication.
TweetYour mom is so ugly dat wen she threw a boomerang in never came bak
Tweetyour mommas so stupid she traded her car for gas money
Tweetnula payne is so ugly that she makes shit look hot
Tweetdylan pimentil is so desperate he jaked off a horse and changed to sheep
Tweetcome on by’s who ever wants to fight me come out to cox’s cove to get your ass kicked
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she is stupid. ohhhhhh yo momma just got burned so bad she is still on fire. quickly give me a fire extinguisher so i can put ur mom out
TweetDylan pimental is so soft, teletubies bully him around at skool
Tweetyo mamma is so old when i tapped her on the back her tits fell off
Tweetyo mammas so tall she did a cartwheel and slapped jessus on the face
Tweetyour brother so ugly people thought he had a fade turned out his haie ran away from his face
Tweetyo mama so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled’ stop that twinkie!’
TweetYo mama is stupid that she laughs at these jokes.
Tweetyo mamma so manly cause she looks like a koala
Tweetyo momma so funny she made me laugh
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up.
Tweetyo mama is sooo fat dat she is sweatn out butter
Tweetyo mama iz so stupid when she went to orlando the waz a sign that said orlando to tha left
Tweetshe turen around went back home wit da whales
nonbfhigohntriojhfuhgortuihtotouthiuorgtilutwguiwefahirwehio;wfaeiojh; dat waqt ur mama said cause she stupid
Tweetyo mama is so black when she went to black skool they put her as absent
Tweetwe are da 3 snitches ok bitches
TweetSpider13
TweetYour mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry
Tweetyo sista so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges said sorry no pros
Tweetyo momma s short she made mini me (from Austin Powers) look like Shaq.
TweetYour mama soo ugly she makes a brick wall look good.
Tweetyour mama soo FAT you have to grease the sides of the tub to flip her over. HA HA!
Tweetur sista teeth so yellow when she walked into church the people who were singing busted out singin let it shine
Tweetyo sister’s so hairy they filmed Queen Kong when she went to the rain forest
Tweetyo sister’s so poor she gives head for bus fair and still walks home
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she runs around naked her stomach goes flip flop
Tweetyour mamma is so skinn that she told someone to kiss her ass they aid erer is it
TweetYo sistaz a snake charmer cuz wen a guy cz er hiz anaconda goes up!
TweetUr sistaz such a hoe playboy mansion turned er dwn
TweetTHIS IS A FACT UR MOMA BREATH IS WACK SHE NNED A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DNT MEAN TO MEAN BUT SHE NNED SUM LISTERINE NT A SIP OR A SWALLOL BTU THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
Tweetall all is hoes if u want to talkin ur shit call me at 5361787
Tweetyo momma’s so poor that she ate cornflakes with a fork so she could save milk and not waste money butin some
Tweetyo mamma so fat she jumped on walmart and made the prices go lower
Tweetyo momma so poor she can’t afford to buy free water.
TweetYo Mama Is So Fat She Bounced On A trampoline And Turned Into a cloud
Tweetyo momma so stupid she payed me last night
Tweetyo momma fo fat she uses a limo as a dildo
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she falls over its worlds end
Tweetyour mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
Tweetyour mumma!
Tweetur muma so dam fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptised!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOO DISS!
Tweetur muma, u see shes FAT!
Tweetyou should all die
Tweetur mum makes godzilla look like a racoon
Tweetur muma so fat she ate to much
Tweetur muma so ugly people laughed at her
Tweetyour mamma so ugly when she was born her birth certificate was an apology letter to the hospital
Tweetyo moma so fat, she need a map to find her asshole
Tweetyour momma so hairy…….the only language she speeks is WOOKIE!!
Tweetyour momma so hairy……the only language she speeks is…….WOOKIE!!
TweetYOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY……THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEEKS IS…….WOOKIE!!
Tweetyo momma sucks so hard the head come out her ass
Tweetyo mama so fat she need a area code
Tweetyo mama so dum at ha house she let a d dog rape her
Tweetyo mama is so fat she went by the sun and god said move out the way fat ass
Tweeti like sex and i like to rape little kids and i will kill
Tweetyo sister so DAMN STUPID SHE WENT IN TO A 18 AND OVER MOVIE AND BROUGHT 17 OF HER FRIENDS!
Tweetyour muma so stupid she tred to kill a bird by throwing it of a cliff
Tweetyo SISTER is soo fat she was on facebook and her account got deleted
Tweetanyone wanna have fun i have GREAT sex!
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she sat down she broke the chair(poopop)
yo mammas hair is so red when she walked into a bar everyone yelled oh no the devil.(sister)
Tweetyo mammas so ugly that when she made a nexopia her account deleted it self cause he was embarresd
Tweetyour mama is soo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.!
Tweetyo mama is so white, when she looked out the window she got arrested for moonin
Tweetyo mama is soo loud she makes the windows break!
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she ran the mirror compnay out of bussneses
Tweetthese people who is making these jokes is so corney
Tweetmy name is tishaunie i want some punani
Tweet-thugg life-
Tweetyo momma head so small she got her er peirced and died
Tweetyo momas so nasty i called her for hone sex and i got an ear infection
Tweetyo momma so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!
Tweetyer momma is so fat, when the tourists came to town, they thought her fingers were penninsulas.
Tweetyo mama is so fat she made free willy look like a tic tak
Tweetyour mamma is so black, she went passed me and i thought it was da shadow
TweetNO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY GARBAGE CAN TO HAVE AS A HOME,YO MOM NEEDS IT FOR HER CUP! YEAH MAN SHE USES A GARBAGE CAN AS HER CUP, I JUST FILL IT UP WITH MY CUM AND SHIT! SHE DRINKS AND EATS IT RIGHT UP
Tweetyo mooma so ugly they put her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies
Tweetshe so black when she slap you u thought you got a new beauty mark
TweetYo momma is so stupid that she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said ” I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYo momma is so poor that when she went to Best Buy, slept on the prices and lowered them!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOL
Tweetyo sister so fat that when she farted the whole world exloded!!
TweetYou Mama just like a bowling ball…………..Finger Her………..throw her in the gutter…and….she always comes back for more…
Tweetwats Grosser That Gross
haveing a dream about choclate pudding and wakeing up with a spoon in your ass
TweetYo momma is so fat,That she would have been on E.T.,but by the time she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
TweetYo mama is so poor she nly smells a nyc cooked dinner wen a rich man farts x
TweetTweety’s wifey
TweetShaniya
TweetYo mama so ugly and somehow she got fired from a Blow-Jobs
Tweetyo momma so dumb that she put diarea in her milk thinking it was chocolate syrup!!!
Tweetyo momma so poor that she put a white blanket in her cereal cause she couldn’t afford milk!!
Tweetyour momma is so fat she cant fit in the wheel chair
TweetYo Momma So Fat She Died By Giving Birth At The Age Of 9
Tweetyour mom is so fat that when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinky”!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo sistsa so uglty she stodd on the impire state bulding and said i’m goin down.
Tweettou mammas soooooooooo stupid wen the door bell rang she thought it was the phone.
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks
Tweetwhat the difference between a drug dealer and a hoocker a hoocker can whash her crack and sell it again
Tweetnikita is so fine
Tweetyo momma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a cheeseburger on layaway
Tweetyo mommaa so fat her food takes the subway to get to her stomach
Tweetur mammas so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a shit
TweetUr mommas breath so hot she heated up her own cofee and yo choclate milk
Tweettimmy mom so ugly she mad medussa run 4 da roaches
Tweetklinger nis simply the boss
Tweetyour sister so fat that when she jump on the bed it broke in half
Tweetyour mum so hairy she speaks wookie.Alicia is very hairy like a wookie
TweetAlicia is so stupid she thinks talcom powder is make up.
Tweetyo momma is so fat she is almost as fat as your sister.
Tweetyo momma is so old her tities are full of powdered milk.
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY…
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she jdh;rklvzdlufhkhff6565w3wujui7tb.jhuyt
Tweetyo momma is so ugly my horny dog wont even hump her.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she yo momma
Tweetyo momma soo fat that when she rang the door bell the door bell said king kong instead of ding dong
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when i see her i cant eat the amount i wanna throw-up
Tweetyo momma so fat even gabby wouldnt rape her
Tweetyo mumma so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke
your mumma so fat they ran out of fat jokes to describe her
yo momma so ugly only arion isabeth would go out with her
Tweetyes well, your mother is so ghetto, that when she tried to breast-feed, it came out as Kool-Aid. OH YEAHHHHHH
Tweetyo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale screamed back get off me fat bitch
Tweetkayla styles is a in breed
Tweetyo mom is so fat that when you took a pic of her you only got her arm
Tweetyour sister is so stupid that when she called you she said hi is this the police?
TweetHAHA FUNNY JOKES ON HERE
TweetYo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Tweetyour sis is so fat that your momma got jealous, so she jumped into a swimmin pool and created Katrina. After she went to your sis and said BEAT THAT!@!
Tweetto momma so dumb she put lip stick on her hair just to make up her mind
Tweetyo sistas fat
Tweetyo mama so stupid she pooped out pee =P thats a dumb one =P
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she tryed to put m&ms in abc order
Tweetyout momma so ugly she got in a fight with the ugly tree and lost
TweetYall jokes is so lame, we rathere go knitting with our grandmothers hahahaha
TweetYO MAMMA SO STUPID
TweetWHEN DA BUS HIT HER
SHE SAID
{WHO THREW DAT ROCK AT ME}
yo mamma’s so dumb, she kept you!
yo mumma’s so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said “1 at a time”
Tweetyo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock
yo momma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
yo momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she asks for the bucket on the roof
what’s the difference between a buffalo and your momma? about 500 pounds! how do u even it out? either force feed the buffalo, or shave your momma
how do you know when yo momma is under your bed? your nose touches the roof
Tweetwill arion isabeth go out with elizabeth hamilton…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyomma sux balls
Tweetselena landeros sux balls
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Tweetyour gfs soo ugly she makes ur mom look hot
Tweetim soo stupid u love me
TweetYour mama is so fat when she jumps banji she goes straight to hell!!
Tweetur mamais so ugly she makes blind children cry
TweetYo mommas so dirty that when she had a bath she lost 5 stones!!!!!
TweetYo Momma so Dirty
Tweetshe has to creep up on the bath water.
yo mamma so old i slit her wrists and watched the dust pour out!!
Tweetyour momma is so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family we got our big momma with me
Tweetyo mama is such a whore a pimp wont pimp her sorry ass!!!!
Tweetur mum so ugly she made exocist cry
Tweetyo momma is so ugly that she went into the house, and the mouse jumped on chairs!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly that she went into the haunted house at the fair and came out with an application!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1
Tweetbaby-k918
Tweetyo mom is fat she’s overweight
Tweetyo mama smell like shit
Tweetur mama so fat greenpeace mistook her for a whale and threw her back into the sea. Ur mama so ugly when she walked down the street, people said” Halloween alredy?”
Tweetyou so poor the only thing u open 4 christmas is ur eyes
Tweetyall stank like yall mama..!
Tweetyo mama so poor nd stupid she found a dollar nd ate it
Tweetyo mama so dumb…wen da teacher asked her wat 1+1 iz she ran outy of class..!and went to kingdagaden frm da 8th grade..
whack..(frm her older sisa)
Tweeti hate thiz thiz iz very stupid nd yall kno yall aint make up these kokes yall jusst copied nd pasted i wonder if yall mama tought u da..?yall have no live..
go get a boyfriend or sumthing..!
yall probably a bunch of 6th graders….
or lower
itz all bout da 8th grade..!!!!
if u kno wat it is
(which yall dnt)
Tweethaterz`
TweetYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Tweetyo mama so hairy she only speaks one language. “that is” ( chewbaca ).
Tweetyo momma so old, some one asked her to ask er age yh and she dropped dead.. !!
Tweetyour mommas so dumb she had a yo mama joke fight with her daughter.
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i said, “watcha doin.” she said “moving”
Tweetyo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
Tweetyo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
Tweetyo mama so old she knew burger king wen he was still a prince
Tweetyo mama so old they told her to act her age and she died.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said “one at a time please”
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she was born her momma said “o what a treasure.” and her father said “yea lets go bury it”
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she went to the back they turned off the survalence cameras
Tweetoden loves scrotum
Tweetyo mamma so fat she jumped in a ocean and whales sang ”we are family”
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
Tweetyo mamma so heavy that when she jumped into the grand canyon she got stuck
Tweetbithchy 101 is fugly
TweetYo Momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car
Tweetur mommas so fat she sat on the couch and farted and thats wat caused hurricane katrina
Tweetur mommas so flat shes jelous of the wall
Tweetyaay
Tweetyo momma so fat were in her right now
Tweetur mama sogreasy she uses bacon as a bandage
Tweetur mama so ugly a monster wanted to marry her
Tweetyo mama so fat when she farts its heard around the whole universe
TweetYour Sister’s Teeth are so Yellow, When She Smiled She made Trafic Slow down!
TweetYour sisters teeth are so yellow, when she smiled she slowe traffic down!
Tweetyour momma is so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman poped out
Tweetyour sister
Tweetis so old when i pulled her pants down a caveman popped out
yo mama so ugly that steve urkel would date her
Tweetbriana and jose
Tweetby edson
When Yo mama Brest Feeds you coo lade comes OUT!
TweetYeh mam is soo stupid she knocked on a foster houses door and asked one of the kids if there parents wer home
Tweetyo sista so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up!
Tweetyo mama is do fat that when my neighbor looked back he couldn not see anything because she was so fat
Tweetyo sista so fat she on both sides of the family
Tweetyo momma shit everywhere
Tweetyo momma just like a bus everybody gets on board
yo momma just lik a door knob everyone gets a turn
yo momma jus lik nay-nay they all did it
Tweetyo momma so stupid she threw a rock at tha ground and missed.
Tweetor else
Tweetyoull ger raped
TweetHey , I’m so dumb , I tripped over a cordless phone !
I weigh as much a five killer whales and stink like ‘em too !
TweetYo momma So fat she got her own area code
TweetYo mama so fat when she put her toe on the scale it said 200 when she got on there it said to be continued then it broke
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS AN EQUATER
Tweetyo momma so cheap she reuses her tampons
Tweetyo momma so fat ur dad cut here with a chainsaw and made sausagues
Tweetyour mum is weatus i just started boxing her
Tweetyo mumma so fat that your dad commit suicide AYE GOOD ! TYSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tweethey jurt wat is the differnce between ur momma and a bowling ball you can only stick 3 fingers in a bowling ball
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she bought a sprint phone and starded running
Tweeture momma is so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
Tweetyo mama is so fat that a scientist declared her ass as the 10th planet
Tweetyour moms so ugly, she was looking out the window nd got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
Tweetyour moms so ugly, she was looking out the window and got arestid fo mooning. lol
sorry if the words are spelled wrong
TweetYO sister so short when she sits on a machbox she can swing her Legs!!
TweetYo sister so ugly she wasnt hit by the ugly stick she was by the hole tree!!!
TweetSEBA IS GAY!!
TweetSuck my left nut or BOTH!!
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTED THEY BLAMED HER FOR GLOBAL WARMING!!
Tweetyour so nurdy you even search for porn in your books!!
Tweetyour so stupid wen you went to get a brain you opend the door for the others!!
Tweetyour so stupid that you were the first to get a brain before they were perfected!!
Tweetyo momma is so fat that she hopped over burger king skipped over kfc and landed on macdonalds!
Tweetyo momma is do stanky, when she shit her shit talked about her smell!
TweetYour moma is so fat she makes the word shop lifter seem literal.
Tweetyour sista so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Tweetyour sista so stupid she sat on thetv and watched the couch
Tweetyour moms so small she jumped of a lego brick and comited sewerside
Tweetur sister so stupid she tries to put the M&M’s in ABC order
Tweetyo mama iz sooo poor she drinks out of the guter
Tweetyou so ugly yo mama had morninng sickness after you were born
Tweetchelsy so stupid she put her name in the joke section and the joke in the name section
TweetYO MAMA SO POOR WEN ROBBERS BROKE IN HER HOUSE THE ROBBERS LEFT MONEY IN THE TABLE LOL
Tweetyo momma so fat her blood types gravy
TweetKeep goin you suckers I aint watchin this!
TweetKeep goin you suckers, I aint watchin this!
TweetYo mommas so ugly the word ugly got scared
TweetYo mama so stupid she heard the door bell ring and went to the microwave
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen she entered the bank,security turned off the cameras!!!
Tweetyo mama is soo damn ugly she made the world die
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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Tweetyo mamas but is so harry it looks like donking is about to jump out and say welcome to amerca
TweetYo momma sooo fat, she jumped up in the sky and got stuck
Tweetyo sister so micorwave went ugly when she sits on the toilet the phone rings,she thinks it the
Tweetyo momo is so fat when she sat down she weant to the next state
Tweetyo momo so poar when i weant over i asked if i can use the bathroom she said pick a conner
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Tweetyour momma so ugly… i shit my pants when i looked at her
Tweetyo momma so ugly…. i shit my pants when i looked at her
Tweetyo mama so dark and her teeth so yellow when she smile she look like a pittsburg steelers helmit
Tweetyour sister is so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and went outside people said taxi!!!!
TweetYour mama is so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
TweetYo momma eyes so big when she looks at a map she can see people waving!
Tweetyo momma so dumb she got hited by a parked car
Tweetyo momma so fat dat wen she went outside everybodi said wen did it get night
Tweetyo momma so ugly dat wen she went 2 da sto dey said no unamed animals allowed
Tweetyo momma so slow that wen she saw the sign that said restroom she thought that wuz a room u can rest in
Tweetyo momma so fat that wen she heard the fone ring she thought it wuz the microwave
TweetUr momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store
TweetGabriel your a hoe
TweetYo mama is so fat that when she danced with michael jackson the floor broke….
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO NASTY SHE POURS FRESH SALTWATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP THE CRABS ALIVE!!!!!
Tweetomg u guys suck monkey ballz wats wrong wit u this is funny yo mommas so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fitin over a milk dud u all NO thats funny oh and im his ur not just wanted to point that out
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out
yo momma sat on a quarter and burgers came out of george washingtons nose
TweetYo momma so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made a gameboy
Tweetyo sista like a shot gun 2 shots and she blows
TweetYo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
TweetYo momma’s so skinny she makes Jack Skellington look like he’s gained 47 pounds
Tweetyo mama is so dum she locked her in the bathroom and still peed her self
Tweetyour brother is so stupied he sold his car for gas mony
TweetYo Mamma So Fat She Was There When Mosses Wrote The Ten Comand ments
Tweetyo momma so old her and jesus was in da 2nd grade doin jumpin jacks
TweetYO MOMMA THOUGHT SHE WAS SO COOL SHE JOINED A BIKER CLUB TO GET A JACKET
Tweetyo moma so U-G-L-Y she look like bennie
TweetUR MOM IS SO FAT..SHES FAT
Tweetur momma is so fat WEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALES IT SAYS “ONE AT A TTME PLESE U FATTY BITCH”
Tweetur mum iz so SILLY SHES SILLY
Tweetyo momma,s is that poor she does,nt know 50 cent i aint talking about the rapper
Tweetyour famly is that ugly even the addams family look pretter
Tweetyour moms that stupid she went to sec savers for shopping because somebody said you should of gone to sec savers
Tweetyou are all stupid because you are dissing somebody yo dont know and your momma is stupid because she had you.
Tweetyo momma listen up your that fat and your big i would,nt f*** you even you was a pig
Tweetha. u think your hard man with his naighbour you lost your v,s to A4 papers
Tweetsee momma u fort you was hard but your not because your a tub of lard
Tweetyo mommas that fat she couldnt fit in my cave. ha usa u cant find me in iraq trust me bitchs i be back
Tweetyo momma so ugly that wen she was born, the doctor slapped her and threw her right in the garbage
Tweetyo mama so poor you’re family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Tweetyo moma so black dat even the cops couldnt catch ha at night
Tweetyo momma so ugly dat even ha bed turn away from ha
Tweetyo momma so ugly dat she had 2 trick or treat over the telephone
yo momma so skinny dat she hula hoop wit a cerrieo
yo sista so fat dat she thought the moo wuz a ding dong
Tweetyo sista so white dat she made michael jackson look black
Tweetyo momma so stupid dat she made a 3-month-old look smart
Tweetyo momma like a doorknob…..everybody gets a turn!
TweetYOUR MAMA SO STUPiiD THAT SH3 STOL3 HA CAR 4 SOM3 GAS MON3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A LOS3R!
TweetY0UR MAMA S0 STUPiiD THAT SH3 S0LD HA CAR 4 S0M3 GAS M0N3Y!! !HAHA WHAT A L0S3R!
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Tweetyo sister so poor glass bottle to shave her pubic hair
Tweetyour mum is so black when she went tot night school they thought she had dissapeared
Tweetyour sista is so ugly ill rather f her moms girl
Tweetyour momma so ugly she made me cry
Tweetya mama so fat she fatta den eric
Tweetya momz so uglii i had 2 drill a hole in duh wall n fucc hur in da next room
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street
Tweetyo mama so fat when she needs to use the restroom she had to use the ocean.
TweetYOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHES JUSS UGLG
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TweetYo momma so fat she had 2 go 2 sea world to get baptized
Tweetyo momma so fat everytime she went to the bathroom the toilet siad a…b…c…d get your fat ass off of me!
Tweetyo momma so hairy when ur dad wanted to have sex with he siad awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! BIG FOOT!
Tweetyour tank is soo hairy its too hairy!
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Tweeti rape my self
TweetYo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo momma so getto when she breasts feeds coolaid comes out
Tweetyo momma so so hairy the only laungauge she speaks is wookie.
TweetYo Momma so stupid, when you were born and she saw your umbilical cord she said, “cool, it comes with cable!”
TweetYo momma so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor, when I asked to use her bathroom she game me a tin can and a leaf. Yo mommas like a big Mac…full of fat and only worth a buck.
yomomma is so old she hasthe first copy ofthe tenth amendment
TweetYo momma is so stupid she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
TweetYo Mommas so fat she uses a jungle gym for a walker
TweetYo momma so fat she had to get baptised in the Atlantic Ocean
TweetYo momma so stupid she asked what the number for 911
Tweetu mama is so fat that when she get on the scale it say try again
Tweetaye yo son, yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box cuz it said concentrate
yo momma so black and fat that they play hide in go seek in her fat rolls
Tweetyour family is so poor when i came to your house and rang the door bell your momma stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG
Tweetyomommas legs are so hairy she shampoos them
Tweetyomommas so dumb when the cereal box said eat it all up she ate the cereal and the box =p
Tweetyomommas so fat that the scientists at nasa asked her to work as a life size model of jupiter
Tweetyour momma is so fat she got more roles than the bakery
Tweetyo mama so nasty that if you ask her for a present she’ll say let me suck your dick first
Tweetur moma has 1 toe and 1 knee, thats why we call her tony!!!
Tweetur gay 4 looken at tis site!!
Tweetur moma is so stupid tat she got locked in a matris factery and sleped on the floor
Tweetwhat does ghetto mean??
Tweetwhat does ghetto mean??
Tweetwhat does ghetto mean??
Tweetit means ur mom
Tweetyo momma so ugly i took her in to a haunted house and she came out with a job
TweetYo momma so ugly when she went to jump in da bath da water jumped out
Tweetyo mama is so old she iron her back in da morning!!
Tweetyo momma so dumb she got hit with a parked car
Tweetyo momma so fat she made bam’s uncle say “daaaaamn!”
Tweetyo momma so dirty that when I called for phone sex I got an ear infection
Tweetyo momma’s mouth is so dirty that her tooth brush commited suicide
Tweetyo momma so ugly she the reason ray charles went blind
Tweetyo momma so poor that a homeless man gave her a dollar and said get “yourself some food you need it more than I do”
Tweetyo daddy so dumb he made a yo daddy joke
Tweetyour momma’s so fat she rocked herself to sleep
Tweetur mom is so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
Tweetur sisters so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
Tweetur dad so ugly she didnt have to were a costume for holloween
TweetShe is so nervous she farted in the bathroom
Tweetyour momma so poor her card board box got forclosed
Tweetyour momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! ohhhhh!!! =[) =p =Þ
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steps on the scale the scale set help me!
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yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale sayed 2 b continued
Yo Mamas So stupid she tried to putt m&ms in ABC order.
TweetYo momma is so fat, she uses mexico as a tanning bed…OOOHHHH!!!!
Tweetur mom is so dirty, she bring the crabs to the beach
Tweetyo mommas so dumb when she seen a skool bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yo mommas teeth are so yellow the germs always say im walkin on sunshine ohh ohhh yaaaa
Tweetyo mommas so ugly that she can trick or treat on halloween over the phone
Tweetyo mommas soooooooooooo old that her birth certifacate says “expired!”
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yo mommas so poor when i stepped on a ciggerette butt in her house she yelled out who turned off the heat so loud she knocked the astronaunts that were on the moon right off!!!
yo mama is so stubid…that she went to this dumd job and she had to dress as a taxi then she fell on the street and everbody was calling her taxi!!
TweetYo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
TweetYo momma so fat, when she have sex she moans recipes. “Eggs, milk, butter, BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Tweetyour mom is so old she sat behide god in 3rd grade
Tweetyo momma is so fat that pimple on top of her lip mistake for the crack of her ass
Tweetyour mother is so fake that they mistaked her for a manican in walMART
Tweetyo mamma is so hairy that when she got lost on a hiking trip in the forest, her rescuers came and thought that they found a new breed of monkey. =)
Tweetyour mom is so ugly that eveytime someone looks at her, they say ARNT U A LITTLE TO OLD TO STILL BE DUMPSTER DIVING?
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TweetSASHA iSz LYK3 A NASCAR DRiV3R SH3 BURNSz 50 RUBB3RSz A DAY
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO SCARERED THAT SHE GOT DRUNK
TweetI HATE YO MOMMA CUZ SHE CAN BE A MOTHER
TweetYo Momma So Ugly That People Vomits Blood When Ever They Heard Stories About Her .
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Yo Momma So Lazy , The Wheelchair Reclines .
Yo momma like cake mix 15 servings per pacage
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steped on a weight it said to be continued…
Tweetyo momma so stupid, i flicked a buger on da wal she came out n said ( clap yo hand , stomp yo feet , thanked the lord we got meat)
Tweetyo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her face!
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO THE CLIPPERS GAME FOR A HAIR CUT
TweetYO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN I MAY I USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID YEA BEHIND THE TV
TweetYO MAMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN I PICKED UP A PENNY FROM OFF THE STREET SHE SAID HEY THATS PAY CHECK
Tweetyo mama is so hairy you got a rug burn when u were born
Tweetibu is soooooooo hot she wet herself!wow
Tweetim a nut
Tweetbut ppl call pis nut
i love a nutty girl
but she dumped me in a nut factory!!
yo mommas so fat the walls got jealous
Tweetyo mama’s like a hard ware store- 10 cents a screw
Tweetyo mama is so ugly they had to invent a new defination of ugly-
TweetUGLY(N,adj.)- your mother
Hey look at that ugly
yo mama like a squirl…she loves to put nuts in her mouth
TweetYour Momma IS So Ugly She Looked Out Her Window and Got Arrested For Mooning
TweetYo mama so fat she needs a crossing guard for her cereal
TweetUr mama is so ugly i told her that i was to hot and she said im cold
Tweetyo mama is so dumb i looked her in a toilet store and she pied on the floor
Tweetyo momma is such a fatty that when she tries 2 clap her boobs clap 4 her
Tweetyo momma SO stupid she seend a black monster she got scared and she said o thats my daddy
Tweetyo mama is so fat she put nuts in her mouth she squestit and then she sade mmmm tasty with butter on top
Tweetyo mama so fat she made the toilet sing abcdefg get your fat ass out off me
Tweetyour momma’s so old when i tapped her on the back her titties fell off
Tweetyour momma’s so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and said wheres my gumball
Tweetyour mom is so fat when she gets on a bus all the people sing colt 45
Tweetyo mama is fat the last time she saw 90210 was one the scale
Tweetyo mama is so skinny that she is jelous of the wall
Tweetyo mama is so black that Dark Vator said welcome to the dark side
Tweetyo mama so poor she stole free bread
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she made Freedy got night mare
Tweetyo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack
Tweetyo momma so fat she makes a whale look like a tick-tack
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched dacouch
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched da couch
Tweetyo mamma is dumb she thought a jam dougnut was bleeding
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat i walked around her twice and got lost
TweetYo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused hurricane katrina
Tweetyo mama’s so ugly the government named haloween after her
Tweetyo mama’s so skinny she can dodge rain drops
TweetYo mama’s so fat when she checked in to a hotel she took up a whole wing
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she had to call 911 to help her get to her phone
Tweetyo momma so ugly she ugly
Tweetyo mom so pretty people stop and stare cause she ugly
Tweetyo momma so white water is water huh!
Tweetyo momma is so 2059 funniest joke ever
Tweetyo momma is sooooo stupid she took a spoon and told someone hello
TweetYo momma so ugly bloody mary wouldnt kill her
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
TweetOH
TweetU GOT OWNED
Yo mamma Soo OLDD !!— Sheas a waitress at the last supper
Yo mamma Sooo OLDD”" —- She was Jesus’ Bff3
TweetYour mamma is so nice she gave me the hair off her back11
Tweetfor all you bitch ass fakes get the hell out of hurrr, dont hate.
YOUR MOM!
TweetYo mama so fat that when she went on a weighting scale it said 1 person at a time
Yo sista so skinny she has 2 run in the shower 2 get wet
Tweetyo mama so fat that people ran around her for exercise
TweetYour mommas so fat that when she broke her leg gravy came out
Tweetyo momma so fat the house come down
Tweetyo momma so fat the house come down
Tweetyo sisters so ugly your dad took her to work because he didnt want to kiss her goodbye
Tweetyo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her and got shocked because she thourght it was a tampon
Tweetyo momma so fat she died
Tweetyour mumma is so fat that when she wears a blue to ppl shout phsunami
Tweetyour papa is so ol he sat behind jesus in third grade
you are so fat ppl run around u 4 exercise
you r so fat when u go in a hot air balloon ppl think there your tights
your sister is so fat she is on both sides of the family
your mumma is so fat her picture fell of the wall
your papa is so fat he fell out both sides of the bed
thx ive gt loads more jokes xx
TweetU GUYZ NEED 2 GET BETTER JOKES LIKE WAT THE HELL SOME OF THESE JOKES DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Tweetyo mama so old i told her to act her age she died
Tweetyo momma so fat when thei said it was goin to be chilly she grabbed her bowl and spoon and went outside and said where its at
TweetYo momma so fat when she walked into the store they said “sorry no clearance”.
TweetYo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out.
Tweetyo momma so old when she sat down to pee dust came out.
Tweetyo momma got winter teeth 2 above, 2 below
Tweetyo momma got summer teeth, some are here some are there.
Tweetyo momma got butter face, everything looks good but her face.
TweetYo mammas teeth are yellow she spittes on popcorn for butter.
TweetYo mammas lipps are so big putts on lippstick with a paint ruler
TweetYo mamma is so fat she is walking and sang I like im big I like im chunky.
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Tweetwazup
Tweetlives what you make it
TweetYo sister so dumb I said im gon be on yo momma and she said Oh everybodys been on her