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358 Responses to “Yo Sister Jokes”

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  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo sista is so ugly, I’d rather f your mom!

  2. 2
    mooooooooeee said:

      Yo sister so big she bungie jumped and went STRAIGHT to hell!!!!

  3. 3
    mmmmooooooooeee said:

      Yo sista so ugly she doesn’t need a mask for halloween!!!!!!!

  4. 4
    big ben said:

      yo sister is ugly she almost made micheal jackson straight

  5. 5
    lie-lie said:

      yo momma so weak that when she pushed the wheelchair the wheelchair pushed her STRAIGHT to the underground railroad

  6. 6
    marcus1@my said:

      yo sister so ugly she made me die for 9 billion years and father time stop

  7. 7
    Myona win all the time said:

      yo sista is so fat when she tries to go in her room the door said (bleep) no

  8. 8
    playboybaby said:

      ur momma so ugly when she wanted to go camping nature ran away

  9. 9
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo sister so lesbian, she rapes ur mom every night!

  10. 10
    Tami & Juaney said:

      yo momma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly stevie wonder turned his head in her directon and said who left dat pile a shit infront of me

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