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  1. 111
    LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER said:

      Your momma is so ugly that she went to a mask contest and they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

  2. 112
    LIKEOMGZYOURMOTHER said:

      Your momma’s so fat that when she looked at the scale she said, “Hey, that’s my phone number!”

  3. 113
    whatever said:

      yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

  4. 114
    woodie said:

      your mommas so fat wen she went to asda she roled bak the prices

  5. 115
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat even got couldn’t lift her spirit.

  6. 116
    Kangzta said:

      yo mamma so old she was stripping at Last Supper for blessings~

  7. 117
    moma said:

      ur mom

  8. 118
    lil bebe said:

      yo mama is so dum she steals free bread

  9. 119
    anomynous said:

      yo mommas so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon

  10. 120
    lil gurL said:

      yo mommas so ugly, she made onions cry.

  11. 121
    Devious said:

      Yo momma is so fat, she needs to buy two tickets when she flies… one for her right side and one for her left.

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