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  1. 188
    christian said:

      yo mamma so damn ugly the villagers thought she was frankinstian

  2. 189
    christian said:

      yo mamma so fat and black she jumped into the ocean and the workers thought it was an oil spill
      yo mamma so stupid when she was in school she copyed off the board and got the wrong awnser

  3. 190
    christian said:

      yo mamma so poor i flicked a booger on the door and she said ”clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat!

  4. 191
    connor said:

      yo mamma so fat dora can’t even explore her

  5. 192
    connor said:

      yo mamma so short she jumped off a curb and thought it was a cliff

  6. 193
    fatih katirci said:

      your momma so ugly that she looks worse then me…

  7. 194
    fahim ahmed said:

      your mums so ugly she looks like mine

  8. 195
    sexy_mama said:

      yo mama so short that when she takes her drivers liscence pic you can see her feet.
      yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
      yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
      yo mama smell so bad speed sticks slow down
      yo mama glasses so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving
      yo mama so dumb she failed a survey
      yo mama so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay her to keep her clothes on
      yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank they turn off the cameras
      yo mama so fat her shadow weights 200 lbs
      yo mama so fat she put peanut butter on her pills
      yo mama blood type is gorilla
      YO MAMA JOKES LOL

  9. 196
    Anonymous said:

      yo sister is so ugly she made yo momma look good

  10. 197
    Darlene said:

      Yo mamm’s ass is so hairy it looks like abraham lincoln is going to pop out and say “ONLY IN AMERICA”

  11. 198
    Darlene said:

      Yo mamma’s ass is so hairy, green peace was trying to protect it

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