1378 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Sister Jokes”
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Post Yo Momma Joke Below
What about a few jokes about your sister? Leave momma alone for a while and do a few yo sista’s
yo moma so prostitute she was my candy last night
BLONDE NUMBER 3
Q: Why was the blonde so delighted when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 11 months??
WHHHYYY????
A: Because it said “2 to 4 yrs”
Another Blonde one
A blonde went into a curtain store to buy new curtains. She walks upto the salesman and says, “I want those pink ones cuz they go back with my computer screen.” The salesman says “Uhmm…ma’am…computers don’t need curtains..” And she replies “Helllloo…..I have windows!”
Here’s a blonde joke:
(Don’t dislike it because it’s a blonde joke -_-)
A blind man walks into a bar and starts talking to the guy next to him and says “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The guy next to him said, “Look buddy, I’m a blonde, the guy to your left is a blonde, the 200 pound wrestler’s also a blonde, the bartender and the bouncer are both blondes….so….still wanna tell that joke???” The blind man thinks about it and says, “Nah, I wouldn’t wanna have to explain it 5 times.”
Yo momma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said “what color?”
yo sister so ugly when she went to the hunted house she got an applacation