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  1. 276
    jay said said:

      yo sista so fat, dey have to grease da bath tub to get her ouy

  2. 277
    kiki said said:

      Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

      Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

      Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

      Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

      Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

      Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

      Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

      Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

      Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

      Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

      Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

      Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

      Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

      Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

      Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

      Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

      Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

      Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

      Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

      Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

      Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

      Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

      Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

      Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

      Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

      Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

      Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

      Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

      Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

      Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

      Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

      Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

      Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

      Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

      Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

      Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

      Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

      Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

  3. 278
    spencer said:

      yo mamma so ugly insted of Halloween they named it yo mamma ween

  4. 279
    joka said:

      you so ugly that when u were born yo mumma slapt the doctor

  5. 280
    bl4ze said:

      you are so ugly when you were born you’re mother said ‘ What a treasor!’ and you’re father said ‘ yes let’s go burry her!’.

  6. 281
    brother said:

      your brother so stupid he said who am i!

  7. 282
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry

  8. 283
    funny stuff said:

      ur momma’s so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

  9. 284
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family … even though your bigger than me!!

  10. 285
    Anonymous said:

      your mamma is so dirty when she whent to take a bath the water jumped out and said no thank you!

  11. 286
    abbie said:

      your mamma is so stupid that when she was going to disney land a sign said “disney land left” so she turned around and went back home!

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