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    Chris Jr. said:

      Yo mama so ugly and somehow she got fired from a Blow-Jobs

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    jocelyn said:

      yo momma so dumb that she put diarea in her milk thinking it was chocolate syrup!!!

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    dolly said:

      yo momma so poor that she put a white blanket in her cereal cause she couldn’t afford milk!!

  4. 411
    jen said:

      your momma is so fat she cant fit in the wheel chair

  5. 412
    Gordon said:

      Yo Momma So Fat She Died By Giving Birth At The Age Of 9

  6. 413
    hfkjhdl;ln said:

      fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    the dude with the face said:

      your mom is so fat that when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinky”!!!!!!!!

  8. 415
    TANNONYMOUS said:

      yo sistsa so uglty she stodd on the impire state bulding and said i’m goin down.

  9. 416
    watup said:

      tou mammas soooooooooo stupid wen the door bell rang she thought it was the phone.

  10. 417
    aliyah said:

      yo mamas so fat when she was born she gave the hospital strech marks

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    courtney said:

      what the difference between a drug dealer and a hoocker a hoocker can whash her crack and sell it again

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