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  1. 430
    tator salad said:

      yo momma is so old her tities are full of powdered milk.

  2. 431
    tator salad said:

      yo momma is so fat when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY…

  3. 432
    tator salad said:

      yo momma is so stupid she jdh;rklvzdlufhkhff6565w3wujui7tb.jhuyt

  4. 433
    tator salad said:

      yo momma is so ugly my horny dog wont even hump her.

  5. 434
    callie said:

      yo momma so stupid she yo momma

  6. 435
    callie said:

      yo momma soo fat that when she rang the door bell the door bell said king kong instead of ding dong

  7. 436
    dr. octogonnapus said:

      yo momma is so ugly when i see her i cant eat the amount i wanna throw-up

  8. 437
    dr. octogonnapus said:

      yo momma so fat even gabby wouldnt rape her

  9. 438
    bitch! said:

      yo mumma so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke

      your mumma so fat they ran out of fat jokes to describe her

      yo momma so ugly only arion isabeth would go out with her

  10. 439
    Mawmah said:

      yes well, your mother is so ghetto, that when she tried to breast-feed, it came out as Kool-Aid. OH YEAHHHHHH

  11. 440
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale screamed back get off me fat bitch

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