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  1. 452
    Da K Twinz said:

      Yall jokes is so lame, we rathere go knitting with our grandmothers hahahaha

  2. 453
    BIG DADDY J said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID
      WHEN DA BUS HIT HER
      SHE SAID
      {WHO THREW DAT ROCK AT ME}

  3. 454
    Bitch! said:

      yo mamma’s so dumb, she kept you!

      yo mumma’s so fat when she stepped on the scale and it said “1 at a time”

  4. 455
    Bitch! said:

      yo mumma’s arm pits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got a hippy in a head lock

      yo momma is so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

      yo momma is so fat when she goes to kfc she asks for the bucket on the roof

      what’s the difference between a buffalo and your momma? about 500 pounds! how do u even it out? either force feed the buffalo, or shave your momma

      how do you know when yo momma is under your bed? your nose touches the roof

  5. 456
    josh ryder said:

      will arion isabeth go out with elizabeth hamilton…..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 457
    Anonymous said:

      yomma sux balls

  7. 458
    Anonymous said:

      selena landeros sux balls

  8. 459
    jjjnjjjj said:

      jhjhjhujhjyuyuyuyuyutytyty

  9. 460
    bungiejumping2go said:

      ur moma so ugly the use her underwear elastics for bungie jumpin …………..and when they do they hit the ground………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………because its stretched out the the extreme

  10. 461
    kyle cambell said:

      your gfs soo ugly she makes ur mom look hot

  11. 462
    kyle cambell said:

      im soo stupid u love me

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