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  1. 463
    your mama said:

      Your mama is so fat when she jumps banji she goes straight to hell!!

  2. 464
    your mama said:

      ur mamais so ugly she makes blind children cry

  3. 465
    Poodle Queen said:

      Yo mommas so dirty that when she had a bath she lost 5 stones!!!!!

  4. 466
    Poodle Queen said:

      Yo Momma so Dirty
      she has to creep up on the bath water.

  5. 467
    ahh ha said:

      yo mamma so old i slit her wrists and watched the dust pour out!!

  6. 468
    lil me said:

      your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family we got our big momma with me

  7. 469
    Nikki said:

      yo mama is such a whore a pimp wont pimp her sorry ass!!!!

  8. 470
    koke kings said:

      ur mum so ugly she made exocist cry

  9. 471
    Ash-hole said:

      yo momma is so ugly that she went into the house, and the mouse jumped on chairs!

  10. 472
    Ash-hole said:

      yo momma is so ugly that she went into the haunted house at the fair and came out with an application!!!!!!

  11. 473
    Ash-hole said:

      yo momma is so stupid that her kid asked her if she cussed and she said , I dont cuss,smoke.or drink then she looked at him and said shit I left my ciggarettes at the bar!!!!!!!!!!1

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