401 Responses to “Yo Sister Jokes”

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1. 45
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   yo momma so white she makes Michael jackson look black

2. 46
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she went to the m & m factory and threw away all the W’s

3. 47
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 1,967 she was on the scale!

4. 48
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   yo momma so fat, jabba the hut was like damn

5. 49
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   yo momma so fat, ben kenobi said that’s no moon, that’s yo momma!

6. 50
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   Yo momma so fat, when her and michael jackson were having sex, michael had to rool over 9 times and he was still on that bitch!

7. 51
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!

8. 52
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly, they moved halloween to her birthday!

9. 53
   Sk8nstick said:
   Posted: March 22nd, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly they renamed halloween Yo-Momma-Ween

10. 54
    getalife said:
    Posted: March 23rd, 2008

    yo mommas arm pits are so hairy it looks like shes got two gorillaz in a head lock……………..

11. 55
    getalife said:
    Posted: March 23rd, 2008

    yo momma so old she farts dust

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