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  1. 78
    babiit said:

      ur momma is so fat she has more chins than hong kongs phone book

  2. 79
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo Momma so fat she uses book marks to keep track of her chin rolls

  3. 80
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.

  4. 81
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.

  5. 82
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo Momma so ugly she made a blind kid scared.

  6. 83
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      When your momma goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.

  7. 84
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      Yo momma so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

  8. 85
    Phillip Mccracken said:

      your mamma so fat, if she says i look the same as i did in high school, you would say ya if you add up all four years.

  9. 86
    layla said:

      Ur mommas so stupid she stuck a battery up ur bum & said i have the power.

  10. 87
    ayyyy said:

      ur sista so stupid that she sells drinks 4 straws..

  11. 88
    casemister said:

      yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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