221 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yomommaisdumb”
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Desired Web Page Name: Yomommaisdumb
Link to user page:
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Your Name or Nickname: Mike
Age: 24
City You Represent: Queens, NYC
Favorite Saying: Yo
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
1.Yo mommas so dumb when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
2.Yo mommas so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
3.Yo mommas so stupid when she saw david lettermen she gave him her mail
4.Yo momma so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A looks and said, Where?
5.Yo mommas so stupid when she lies around the house, she lies around the house
6.Yo mommas so fat when i said its chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door
7. Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts
8.Yo mommas so fat her ass has its own zip code
9.Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
10.Yo mommas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
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TweetWow, this is where the fun starts.Before my son was born, I got hold of a good frneid from school who was an artist. I told him that the room was his to paint all four walls with cartoon figures and all. He took 3 full days, but it looked fantastic. Everyone who walked in and saw it, wanted the same for their kids room.Good luck.
TweetI was able to loose the baby weight and then a liltte. Once I felt up to it I stayed active. Try to do a liltte cardio everyday. I also did a lot of squats and calf raises while holding the baby. She liked this and it helped calm her down. Oh and eat a lot of fruits, veggies, and whole grains. Good Luck!
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