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75 Responses to “Yomommaisdumb”

  1. 1
    Rodi said:

      Yo Momma is so greasy….. oh shit i slipped!!

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    andrea said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped into the an made hurrince krintrie

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo moma is so hary she made KINGKONG jellis.

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo moma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

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    zoheb really kishan pmhs school said:

      yo momma so fat she uses her belly button as a jucuuzi

      kishan gami , north west londo Ha9 6rt brap brap

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    Anonymous said:

      these were the stupitest jokes i ever heard in my 35 years of life.

      yo momma so ugly she made snoop dogg cry

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    Dilusionist said:

      Yo Mama So Ugly Her Face Says It All
      Yo Mamas So Fat She Eats Cookies Like They Were Tic Tacs

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    Dilusionist said:

      Yo Mamas So Fat I Tried To Shag Her And She Hat To Give Directions
      Yo Mamas So Nasty She Gave Me A Ear Infection Over Phone Sex
      Yo Mamas Head Is So Big It Shows Up On A Radar
      Yo Mamas So Fat She Got Baptised In Sea World
      YO Mamas So Fat Her Belt Size Is The Eqator
      Yo Mamas So Fat She Plays Marbles With Planets

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    Dilusionist said:

      How Bout Dem For Rips Frankie Ere 2007

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    Anonymous said:

      number 5 is so gay why the fuk did u put it on there u gay fuk

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    nitram said:

      Yo Momma is so fat, her butt is like the Grand Canyon.

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    nitram said:

      Yo momma is so dumb, she uses a LIVE mouse on her computer.
      Yo momma is so old, her social secerity number is 1.
      yo momma is so ugly, she got slapped by Miss America.
      yo momma is so fat…oh my god im stuck!

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    nitram said:

      All yo momma’s is dumb, fat, old, and slow. Need I say more? xD

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    Megan said:

      OMG are you all american or something? get a grip of your sorry little lives and quit with the yo momma jokes there shit AND YOUR SHIT!! British rule!! and guess what your mommas are fat, old and dumb but thats an understatement! haha you make me laugh you sad sad people!!

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    daniel said:

      yo mama is so fat she went to a buffet and they put in speed bumps

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    carol said:

      Yo momma is so fat you have no room to talk about her!!!!!

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    Anonymous said:

      Einstein said: E=mc2
      I said: yo momma=KFC2

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    Chris said:

      Yo Momma so stupid, that when her white child went in the yellow bus she said get that twinky.

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    booboo said:

      yo momma so stupid, when she put quaters in the parking meter she said “wheres my gumball ?”

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    booboo said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund !! lol!

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    breanna said:

      yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread!!!! lol

  22. 22
    levi said:

      yo momma is so fat i had to walk two blocks, through a back yard and around a bush just to find her pussy.

  23. 23
    Ty Faulkner said:

      ya momma like a motorcycle everbody gets a ride …………………

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    Mr.X said:

      Amercians Are All Big Gays!!! British Rule!!!!!

      This is 4 All Americans!!! = Yo Momma Is So Fat Dat She Got More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book!!!!!!!

      HA HA HA HA HA HA

  25. 25
    Raven said:

      Yo Mama’s so broke, She goes to kentucky fried chicken to lick other people,s fingers!

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    Raven said:

      Yo Mama,s Head so big,she has to wash her hair in niagra Falls!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so ugly she looked out da window and got arested.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas sooo fat..she puts on a yellow rain coat..and all the kids say the school bus is here!!!

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    JOHN Walton Jr said:

      yo momma so DUMB!!!! that when she thought IHOP was an excrise

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    Michael Jackson said:

      Yo Momma so hairy she made King-Kong jealous!

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    i hate ur face said:

      your face is ugly

  32. 32
    i hate ur face said:

      your momma woz fuc*ed by her nana

  33. 33
    Charles said:

      Yo Mommas so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over the pacific ocean…

  34. 34
    Anonymous said:

      yomomma’s so fat when she went to get her shoe under her bed and the mattress jumped on her

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    Anonymous said:

      yomomma is so old when i patted her on the back her tits fell off

  36. 36
    Anonymous said:

      fu bitch

  37. 37
    Anonymous said:

      lets do it in the closet and have fun baby!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. 38
    Anonymous said:

      I SHALL RAPE YOU ALL THIS IS TRISTEN GO…. I MEAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!

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    Chris said:

      Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued…
      Yo momma’s nose is so big that she smells the people in china cookin
      Yo momma is so short she needs a step ladder to get in a ford escort
      yo momma is so short she drowned in a bowl of cheerios
      yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctors said to her parents”Stop reproducing”and then they slapped her

  40. 40
    Anonymous said:

      Yomama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watch the chouch

  41. 41
    Kaelin said:

      yomama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed and see how long she slept

  42. 42
    Montell said:

      I was the one that said
      Yomama so stupid the she sat on the TV and watch the chouch. (lol..!)

  43. 43
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so stupid, she stared at a can of juice for three days because it said “concentrate”

  44. 44
    stephen said:

      yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target

  45. 45
    stephen said:

      yo momma so fat, she had to have surgery to remove the cookie jar

  46. 46
    matt and steve said:

      all you americans are really gay rock on austrialia

  47. 47
    matt and steve said:

      all british people are gay too!!!! austrailia rocks!!

  48. 48
    julio perez said:

      hola comico a fuerte la gato tu momma gordo es estupido y tu madre punto pendejo

  49. 49
    julio perez said:

      what now bitches

  50. 50
    jenice said:

      Yo mommas so ugly
      she put a yellow rain coat
      and everybody said taxe

  51. 51
    Scorpio said:

      ya momma is so dum she made a sex movie and ask the camera man if her son is watching.

  52. 52
    Grudge said:

      yo momma so fat when she step on the scale it said one more time.

  53. 53
    Grudge said:

      yo momma so white she made a snowman jellis
      yo momma so stupid she thought her pussy was her tit……. lol

  54. 54
    Autumn said:

      Yo momma so fat when she goes outside with a raincoat people yell taxi!!!

  55. 55
    Autumn said:

      Yo momma so stupid she thought a fly was her boyfriend

  56. 56
    Autumn said:

      Yo momma so hairy Cousin It from the Adams Family thought that was his new wife

  57. 57
    Autumn said:

      Yo momma so ugly she made Frankenstein “SCREAM!”

  58. 58
    Autumn said:

      Yo mommas tongue is so long she said “I taste my brain!”

  59. 59
    sum1 said:

      yo momma is so old she satted next 2 jesus in third grd

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    Zmajrul said:
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    Zmajrwo said:
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    Zmajrcg said:
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    dietre smith said:

      yo momma so fat between her,the moon,and the sun her stomach revolves around lunchables,and fried chicken

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    Mix Master said:

      yo mamma so stupid she tried to commit sucide by jumping off the sidewalk

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    momma 27 said:

      yo momma’s so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get your fat a** off of me!!!

  68. 68
    chezzy said:

      ur momma so fat she got hit by a bus and sed who through dat book at me

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    chezzy said:

      yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed hrself

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    ryan said:

      your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

  73. 73
    ryan said:

      your momma is so fat when she was laying on the beach the whales started singing “We Are Family”

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    bore said:

      yo mamaz so fat,whe she weighs herself on the scale it says;to b continued

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    Gangsta123 said:

      Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
      Yo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
      Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
      Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
      Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
      Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween

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