219 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yomommaisdumb”
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Desired Web Page Name: Yomommaisdumb
Link to user page:
http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com/yomommaisdumb/
Your Name or Nickname: Mike
Age: 24
City You Represent: Queens, NYC
Favorite Saying: Yo
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
1.Yo mommas so dumb when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
2.Yo mommas so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
3.Yo mommas so stupid when she saw david lettermen she gave him her mail
4.Yo momma so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A looks and said, Where?
5.Yo mommas so stupid when she lies around the house, she lies around the house
6.Yo mommas so fat when i said its chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door
7. Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts
8.Yo mommas so fat her ass has its own zip code
9.Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
10.Yo mommas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
Yo Momma is so greasy….. oh shit i slipped!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped into the an made hurrince krintrie
TweetYo moma is so hary she made KINGKONG jellis.
TweetYo moma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo momma so fat she uses her belly button as a jucuuzi
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Tweetthese were the stupitest jokes i ever heard in my 35 years of life.
yo momma so ugly she made snoop dogg cry
TweetYo Mama So Ugly Her Face Says It All
TweetYo Mamas So Fat She Eats Cookies Like They Were Tic Tacs
Yo Mamas So Fat I Tried To Shag Her And She Hat To Give Directions
TweetYo Mamas So Nasty She Gave Me A Ear Infection Over Phone Sex
Yo Mamas Head Is So Big It Shows Up On A Radar
Yo Mamas So Fat She Got Baptised In Sea World
YO Mamas So Fat Her Belt Size Is The Eqator
Yo Mamas So Fat She Plays Marbles With Planets
How Bout Dem For Rips Frankie Ere 2007
TweetYo Momma is so fat, her butt is like the Grand Canyon.
TweetYo momma is so dumb, she uses a LIVE mouse on her computer.
TweetYo momma is so old, her social secerity number is 1.
yo momma is so ugly, she got slapped by Miss America.
yo momma is so fat…oh my god im stuck!
All yo momma’s is dumb, fat, old, and slow. Need I say more? xD
TweetOMG are you all american or something? get a grip of your sorry little lives and quit with the yo momma jokes there shit AND YOUR SHIT!! British rule!! and guess what your mommas are fat, old and dumb but thats an understatement! haha you make me laugh you sad sad people!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat she went to a buffet and they put in speed bumps
TweetYo momma is so fat you have no room to talk about her!!!!!
TweetEinstein said: E=mc2
TweetI said: yo momma=KFC2
Yo Momma so stupid, that when her white child went in the yellow bus she said get that twinky.
Tweetyo momma so stupid, when she put quaters in the parking meter she said “wheres my gumball ?”
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund !! lol!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she stole free bread!!!! lol
Tweetya momma like a motorcycle everbody gets a ride …………………
TweetAmercians Are All Big Gays!!! British Rule!!!!!
This is 4 All Americans!!! = Yo Momma Is So Fat Dat She Got More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
TweetYo Mama’s so broke, She goes to kentucky fried chicken to lick other people,s fingers!
TweetYo Mama,s Head so big,she has to wash her hair in niagra Falls!
TweetYo momma so ugly she looked out da window and got arested.
Tweetyo mommas sooo fat..she puts on a yellow rain coat..and all the kids say the school bus is here!!!
Tweetyo momma so DUMB!!!! that when she thought IHOP was an excrise
TweetYo Momma so hairy she made King-Kong jealous!
Tweetyour face is ugly
Tweetyour momma woz fuc*ed by her nana
TweetYo Mommas so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over the pacific ocean…
Tweetyomomma’s so fat when she went to get her shoe under her bed and the mattress jumped on her
Tweetyomomma is so old when i patted her on the back her tits fell off
Tweetfu bitch
Tweetlets do it in the closet and have fun baby!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetI SHALL RAPE YOU ALL THIS IS TRISTEN GO…. I MEAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
TweetYo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued…
TweetYo momma’s nose is so big that she smells the people in china cookin
Yo momma is so short she needs a step ladder to get in a ford escort
yo momma is so short she drowned in a bowl of cheerios
yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctors said to her parents”Stop reproducing”and then they slapped her
Yomama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watch the chouch
Tweetyomama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed and see how long she slept
TweetI was the one that said
TweetYomama so stupid the she sat on the TV and watch the chouch. (lol..!)
Yo momma so stupid, she stared at a can of juice for three days because it said “concentrate”
Tweetyo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target
Tweetyo momma so fat, she had to have surgery to remove the cookie jar
Tweetall you americans are really gay rock on austrialia
Tweetall british people are gay too!!!! austrailia rocks!!
Tweethola comico a fuerte la gato tu momma gordo es estupido y tu madre punto pendejo
Tweetwhat now bitches
TweetYo mommas so ugly
Tweetshe put a yellow rain coat
and everybody said taxe
ya momma is so dum she made a sex movie and ask the camera man if her son is watching.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she step on the scale it said one more time.
TweetYo momma so fat when she goes outside with a raincoat people yell taxi!!!
TweetYo momma so stupid she thought a fly was her boyfriend
TweetYo momma so hairy Cousin It from the Adams Family thought that was his new wife
TweetYo momma so ugly she made Frankenstein “SCREAM!”
TweetYo mommas tongue is so long she said “I taste my brain!”
Tweetyo momma is so old she satted next 2 jesus in third grd
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Tweetyo momma so fat between her,the moon,and the sun her stomach revolves around lunchables,and fried chicken
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tried to commit sucide by jumping off the sidewalk
TweetHello! Good Site! Thanks you! bloszustqmsku
Tweetyo momma’s so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get your fat a** off of me!!!
Tweetur momma so fat she got hit by a bus and sed who through dat book at me
Tweetyo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed hrself
TweetHello! Good Site! Thanks you! thbzydrwzk
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Tweetyour momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she was laying on the beach the whales started singing “We Are Family”
Tweetyo mamaz so fat,whe she weighs herself on the scale it says;to b continued
TweetYo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
TweetYo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween
Yo momma so poor she had to put Mcdonalds on lay buy
Tweetwanna get laid? just crawl up a chicken arse and wait,
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yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she went to the beach shes the only one who got a tan
Tweetyo momma so nasty she got a coochie
Tweetyo mamas so stupid when a school bus passed bye she said catch that twinkie!!
Tweetyo mama so poor she was kicking a can & someone came to her and said what ya doing?? she said i am moving my house!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she blinked everyone thought the world was coming to an end!!(shes fat so her body jiggles alot!!)
Tweetyo mommas so fat her pants size is damn bitch loose some weight
Tweetyo momma is so poor theres a charity fund in africa for her broke a**
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