Yo Mamas So Fat I Tried To Shag Her And She Hat To Give Directions
Yo Mamas So Nasty She Gave Me A Ear Infection Over Phone Sex
Yo Mamas Head Is So Big It Shows Up On A Radar
Yo Mamas So Fat She Got Baptised In Sea World
YO Mamas So Fat Her Belt Size Is The Eqator
Yo Mamas So Fat She Plays Marbles With Planets
Yo momma is so dumb, she uses a LIVE mouse on her computer.
Yo momma is so old, her social secerity number is 1.
yo momma is so ugly, she got slapped by Miss America.
yo momma is so fat…oh my god im stuck!
OMG are you all american or something? get a grip of your sorry little lives and quit with the yo momma jokes there shit AND YOUR SHIT!! British rule!! and guess what your mommas are fat, old and dumb but thats an understatement! haha you make me laugh you sad sad people!!
Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued…
Yo momma’s nose is so big that she smells the people in china cookin
Yo momma is so short she needs a step ladder to get in a ford escort
yo momma is so short she drowned in a bowl of cheerios
yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctors said to her parents”Stop reproducing”and then they slapped her
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
Yo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween
Posted: March 5th, 2007
Yo Momma is so greasy….. oh shit i slipped!!
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo momma so fat she jumped into the an made hurrince krintrie
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo moma is so hary she made KINGKONG jellis.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo moma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo momma so fat she uses her belly button as a jucuuzi
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Posted: March 27th, 2007
these were the stupitest jokes i ever heard in my 35 years of life.
yo momma so ugly she made snoop dogg cry
Posted: March 30th, 2007
Yo Mama So Ugly Her Face Says It All
Yo Mamas So Fat She Eats Cookies Like They Were Tic Tacs
Posted: March 30th, 2007
Yo Mamas So Fat I Tried To Shag Her And She Hat To Give Directions
Yo Mamas So Nasty She Gave Me A Ear Infection Over Phone Sex
Yo Mamas Head Is So Big It Shows Up On A Radar
Yo Mamas So Fat She Got Baptised In Sea World
YO Mamas So Fat Her Belt Size Is The Eqator
Yo Mamas So Fat She Plays Marbles With Planets
Posted: March 30th, 2007
How Bout Dem For Rips Frankie Ere 2007
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
number 5 is so gay why the fuk did u put it on there u gay fuk
Posted: April 10th, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat, her butt is like the Grand Canyon.
Posted: April 10th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb, she uses a LIVE mouse on her computer.
Yo momma is so old, her social secerity number is 1.
yo momma is so ugly, she got slapped by Miss America.
yo momma is so fat…oh my god im stuck!
Posted: April 10th, 2007
All yo momma’s is dumb, fat, old, and slow. Need I say more? xD
Posted: April 11th, 2007
OMG are you all american or something? get a grip of your sorry little lives and quit with the yo momma jokes there shit AND YOUR SHIT!! British rule!! and guess what your mommas are fat, old and dumb but thats an understatement! haha you make me laugh you sad sad people!!
Posted: April 12th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she went to a buffet and they put in speed bumps
Posted: April 12th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat you have no room to talk about her!!!!!
Posted: April 13th, 2007
Einstein said: E=mc2
I said: yo momma=KFC2
Posted: April 15th, 2007
Yo Momma so stupid, that when her white child went in the yellow bus she said get that twinky.
Posted: April 15th, 2007
yo momma so stupid, when she put quaters in the parking meter she said “wheres my gumball ?”
Posted: April 15th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund !! lol!
Posted: April 15th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread!!!! lol
Posted: April 19th, 2007
yo momma is so fat i had to walk two blocks, through a back yard and around a bush just to find her pussy.
Posted: April 19th, 2007
ya momma like a motorcycle everbody gets a ride …………………
Posted: April 24th, 2007
Amercians Are All Big Gays!!! British Rule!!!!!
This is 4 All Americans!!! = Yo Momma Is So Fat Dat She Got More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo Mama’s so broke, She goes to kentucky fried chicken to lick other people,s fingers!
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo Mama,s Head so big,she has to wash her hair in niagra Falls!
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so ugly she looked out da window and got arested.
Posted: May 7th, 2007
yo mommas sooo fat..she puts on a yellow rain coat..and all the kids say the school bus is here!!!
Posted: May 9th, 2007
yo momma so DUMB!!!! that when she thought IHOP was an excrise
Posted: May 9th, 2007
Yo Momma so hairy she made King-Kong jealous!
Posted: May 11th, 2007
your face is ugly
Posted: May 11th, 2007
your momma woz fuc*ed by her nana
Posted: May 14th, 2007
Yo Mommas so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over the pacific ocean…
Posted: May 15th, 2007
yomomma’s so fat when she went to get her shoe under her bed and the mattress jumped on her
Posted: May 15th, 2007
yomomma is so old when i patted her on the back her tits fell off
Posted: May 15th, 2007
fu bitch
Posted: May 15th, 2007
lets do it in the closet and have fun baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 15th, 2007
I SHALL RAPE YOU ALL THIS IS TRISTEN GO…. I MEAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
Posted: May 18th, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued…
Yo momma’s nose is so big that she smells the people in china cookin
Yo momma is so short she needs a step ladder to get in a ford escort
yo momma is so short she drowned in a bowl of cheerios
yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctors said to her parents”Stop reproducing”and then they slapped her
Posted: May 19th, 2007
Yomama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watch the chouch
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yomama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed and see how long she slept
Posted: May 19th, 2007
I was the one that said
Yomama so stupid the she sat on the TV and watch the chouch. (lol..!)
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yo momma so stupid, she stared at a can of juice for three days because it said “concentrate”
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
yo momma so fat, she had to have surgery to remove the cookie jar
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
all you americans are really gay rock on austrialia
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
all british people are gay too!!!! austrailia rocks!!
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
hola comico a fuerte la gato tu momma gordo es estupido y tu madre punto pendejo
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
what now bitches
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly
she put a yellow rain coat
and everybody said taxe
Posted: May 25th, 2007
ya momma is so dum she made a sex movie and ask the camera man if her son is watching.
Posted: May 28th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she step on the scale it said one more time.
Posted: May 28th, 2007
yo momma so white she made a snowman jellis
yo momma so stupid she thought her pussy was her tit……. lol
Posted: May 29th, 2007
Yo momma so fat when she goes outside with a raincoat people yell taxi!!!
Posted: May 29th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she thought a fly was her boyfriend
Posted: May 29th, 2007
Yo momma so hairy Cousin It from the Adams Family thought that was his new wife
Posted: May 29th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly she made Frankenstein “SCREAM!”
Posted: May 29th, 2007
Yo mommas tongue is so long she said “I taste my brain!”
Posted: June 8th, 2007
yo momma is so old she satted next 2 jesus in third grd
Posted: June 12th, 2007
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Posted: June 13th, 2007
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Posted: June 13th, 2007
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Posted: June 14th, 2007
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Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat between her,the moon,and the sun her stomach revolves around lunchables,and fried chicken
Posted: August 14th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she tried to commit sucide by jumping off the sidewalk
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
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Posted: December 3rd, 2007
yo momma’s so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get your fat a** off of me!!!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
ur momma so fat she got hit by a bus and sed who through dat book at me
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed hrself
Posted: January 22nd, 2008
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Posted: January 22nd, 2008
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Posted: January 30th, 2008
your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: January 30th, 2008
your momma is so fat when she was laying on the beach the whales started singing “We Are Family”
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mamaz so fat,whe she weighs herself on the scale it says;to b continued
Posted: March 8th, 2008
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
Yo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween