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75 Responses to “Yomommaisdumb”

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  1. 12
    nitram said:

      Yo momma is so dumb, she uses a LIVE mouse on her computer.
      Yo momma is so old, her social secerity number is 1.
      yo momma is so ugly, she got slapped by Miss America.
      yo momma is so fat…oh my god im stuck!

  2. 13
    nitram said:

      All yo momma’s is dumb, fat, old, and slow. Need I say more? xD

  3. 14
    Megan said:

      OMG are you all american or something? get a grip of your sorry little lives and quit with the yo momma jokes there shit AND YOUR SHIT!! British rule!! and guess what your mommas are fat, old and dumb but thats an understatement! haha you make me laugh you sad sad people!!

  4. 15
    daniel said:

      yo mama is so fat she went to a buffet and they put in speed bumps

  5. 16
    carol said:

      Yo momma is so fat you have no room to talk about her!!!!!

  6. 17
    Anonymous said:

      Einstein said: E=mc2
      I said: yo momma=KFC2

  7. 18
    Chris said:

      Yo Momma so stupid, that when her white child went in the yellow bus she said get that twinky.

  8. 19
    booboo said:

      yo momma so stupid, when she put quaters in the parking meter she said “wheres my gumball ?”

  9. 20
    booboo said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund !! lol!

  10. 21
    breanna said:

      yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread!!!! lol

  11. 22
    levi said:

      yo momma is so fat i had to walk two blocks, through a back yard and around a bush just to find her pussy.

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