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75 Responses to “Yomommaisdumb”

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  1. 34
    Anonymous said:

      yomomma’s so fat when she went to get her shoe under her bed and the mattress jumped on her

  2. 35
    Anonymous said:

      yomomma is so old when i patted her on the back her tits fell off

  3. 36
    Anonymous said:

      fu bitch

  4. 37
    Anonymous said:

      lets do it in the closet and have fun baby!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 38
    Anonymous said:

      I SHALL RAPE YOU ALL THIS IS TRISTEN GO…. I MEAN MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!

  6. 39
    Chris said:

      Yo Momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued…
      Yo momma’s nose is so big that she smells the people in china cookin
      Yo momma is so short she needs a step ladder to get in a ford escort
      yo momma is so short she drowned in a bowl of cheerios
      yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctors said to her parents”Stop reproducing”and then they slapped her

  7. 40
    Anonymous said:

      Yomama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watch the chouch

  8. 41
    Kaelin said:

      yomama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed and see how long she slept

  9. 42
    Montell said:

      I was the one that said
      Yomama so stupid the she sat on the TV and watch the chouch. (lol..!)

  10. 43
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so stupid, she stared at a can of juice for three days because it said “concentrate”

  11. 44
    stephen said:

      yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target

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