Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
Yo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
yo momma’s so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get your fat a** off of me!!!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
ur momma so fat she got hit by a bus and sed who through dat book at me
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed hrself
Posted: January 22nd, 2008
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Posted: January 22nd, 2008
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Posted: January 30th, 2008
your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: January 30th, 2008
your momma is so fat when she was laying on the beach the whales started singing “We Are Family”
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mamaz so fat,whe she weighs herself on the scale it says;to b continued
Posted: March 8th, 2008
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
Yo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween
Posted: August 13th, 2008
Yo momma so poor she had to put Mcdonalds on lay buy
Posted: September 6th, 2008
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