Yomommaisdumb

gmoney10's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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Helenn's Momma Joke:

wanna get laid? just crawl up a chicken arse and wait,
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Johnson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so poor she had to put Mcdonalds on lay buy
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Gangsta123's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes to stores they pay her to leave
Yo Momma is so ugly that she had to go to school on the phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the doctors they said sorry no elephants aloud
Yo Momma is so stupid she trip over a wireless phone
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to the movies se sat beside every one
Yo Mommas face is so ugly that when she went for a walk people said its not halloween
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bore's Momma Joke:

yo mamaz so fat,whe she weighs herself on the scale it says;to b continued
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ryan's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat when she was laying on the beach the whales started singing “We Are Family”
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ryan's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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yarvgiqusn's Momma Joke:

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rpwmgxrvge's Momma Joke:

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Desired Web Page Name: Yomommaisdumb

Link to user page:

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Your Name or Nickname: Mike

Age: 24

City You Represent: Queens, NYC

Favorite Saying: Yo

Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:

1.Yo mommas so dumb when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo

2.Yo mommas so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday

3.Yo mommas so stupid when she saw david lettermen she gave him her mail

4.Yo momma so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A looks and said, Where?

5.Yo mommas so stupid when she lies around the house, she lies around the house

6.Yo mommas so fat when i said its chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door

7. Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts

8.Yo mommas so fat her ass has its own zip code

9.Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

10.Yo mommas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind

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