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    Your momma is so NOT cool that she tells “your momma” momma jokes



  2. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like spoiled milk…white and chunky



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly when she entered a ugly contest they said sorry no perfeshonals



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    your mamma so ugly when she entered a ugly contest they said sorry no perfeshonals



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    yo momma so fat win she sat on a quarter a booger ploped out of george wasingtons nose



  6. oswaldo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat that when she went sky diving, everyone thot the moon was folling



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    yo mamma is so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves



  8. caroline's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat we have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through



  9. lulu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that she could only be YO momma.



  10. whitney's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, that she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller!



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    Yo momma so ugly she got tossed in the truck by the garbage man while tanning in the yard.



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    Yo Momma so fat that when she go to the beach green peace throw her back in



  13. Adrian's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she goes to the beach the whale’s start singing “we are family”.



  14. The Unit's Momma Joke:

    yo mums so dumb that she sits on the tele and watches the couch



  15. Kirby's Momma Joke:

    Yo mums so fat that when she walks past the tv i miss 3 episodes of neighbours



  16. Azza D's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so fat she stepped on the scales and it came up with my phone number



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    yo momma so fat i took a photo of her last christmas and its still printing



  18. Azza D's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she broke ur family tree



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    yo momma so fat she doesnt need the internet she already world wide



  20. Azza D's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ate jenny and craige



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    yo momma so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks



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    Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way
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    your momma is so stupid she got higherd by kicking someones ass



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    you moma is so fat that when she got hit by the bus she said ..who threw that rock?



  25. mother of 290 bill kids's Momma Joke:

    m so fat i killed my ass for gas



  26. jodeci brazzzz's Momma Joke:

    ur mummma is soo dum it take’s 2 hour’s to whatch 60 mimutes



  27. midget's Momma Joke:

    Ya mammas so fat every time she gets in the plane the tyres pop



  28. midget's Momma Joke:

    ya mammas so fat every time she gets on the ferry the ferry sinks!!!



  29. Momma's Momma Joke:

    HEY!!!!!!



  30. NJM's Momma Joke:

    yo mo i so poor tha sh cant affo half o is oke (translation- yo mommas so poor she cant afford half of this joke)



  31. Charlie the great's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb i caught her shoutin into an envelope in the middle of the street, i asked what she was doing she said sending a voice mail.



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    bithes



  33. anissa parra's Momma Joke:

    my mom is a bitch..



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma



  35. Jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short you can se her feet on her driver’s liscence.



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s so fat, she stepped in an elevator and she said she wanted to go to down, then the elevator did it automatically.



  37. FOSHO's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so hairy it looks like dog king is about to pop out and say only in america!



  38. YUP's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so skinney her nipples touchh



  39. YUP's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out



  40. krista's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please



  41. ashista's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses bacon as a band-aide



  42. conor bellamy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat shelost at hide and seek cos we saw her hiding behind mount everest



  43. lb217's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she wanted a totiee roll she ate her fingers



  44. Allen's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she breasts feeds koolaid come out



  45. kenzie's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued!



  46. J@KK $H!T's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, wen she walked down the beach the whale’s started to sing we are family.



  47. rock stars's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she crys when she poops



  48. JayRose's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a buffet $3 and it’s all you can eat



  49. JayRose's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a Nascar driver she burns through 50 rubbers a day



  50. JayRose's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a squirrel she can’t keep nuts out of her mouth



  51. JayRose's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn



  52. JayRose's's Momma Joke:

    YOur momma’s like a hardwear store 5 cents for a screw



  53. bubblez's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat the last tyme she saw 90210 is on the scale



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so hairy people yell chbka



  55. No thanks, I'm a Doctor's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat her belt size is the equater



  56. jay rses8s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she steped into the scale and the scale said ‘to be continued’.



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed



  58. jrdan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly bob the bliuder said “i can’t fix it”



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    your mama so fat she looks like daniel alduncins mom !



  60. hyyg's Momma Joke:

    hi



  61. ann's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dum last year a tree fell on her and she thought the tree was humping her



  62. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum so stupid when she got stuck in the toilet she pissed herself



  63. your mum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she didnt need to bend down to suck a d1ck



  64. your mom's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so faattttt everytime she turns around 1 year goes by



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    your mom soo poor that i saw her kick a can down the street i asked wat she was doin and she said moving



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    your momma so dum she got hit by a parked car



  67. nathan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she through a rock at the ground and missed



  68. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so poor when the burgler broke in he left money



  69. john's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air



  70. ME YOUR MOM's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMS SO FAT THAT UR SCARED WEN SHE NEEDS TO GO TO THE FACILITIES



  71. CHILLEO's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  72. YO MOM's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma’s soooo fat, her as crack is bigger than the Grand Canyon



  73. ur dad's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma’s like a vaccum cleaner she blows she sucks and gets laid in the closet



  74. your brother's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat she has more chins than china town



  75. jenniffer's Momma Joke:

    you mom is sofat she couli



  76. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor that your family has to send you to a boarding school outside the Northeastern United States.



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor that you have to fly coach.



  78. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor that you only have hired househelp on the weekends.



  79. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid. She can’t even derive the selection rules for vibrational transitions between harmonic oscillator eigenstates using Dirac annihilation and creation operators.



  80. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is a stupid, dirty, whore.



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I asked your mother if I could put in just the tip in there and she nodded and grabbed her jar of quarters.



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so ugly that in Australia she’s known as a digeridon’t.



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so stupid that she was denied acceptance at Harvard.



  84. jon's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she needs a 5 hour energy drink just to put her pants on.



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    youer momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued



  86. phoenix 123's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old when she farts she farts out dust and pisses out rust



  87. Handlebars45's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when i asked what her favorite color was, she said Long John Silvers



  88. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she stole free breed



  89. Acz's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store



  90. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she fell off kmart and landed on tartget



  91. sam alldredge's Momma Joke:

    your momma is cool



  92. sam alldredge(:'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is the bestest



  93. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    what da duce



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    this website is super gay just like your mother



  95. mudiwa's Momma Joke:

    im gay



  96. joel pringle's Momma Joke:

    is gay



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    is gay



  98. joel pringle's Momma Joke:

    is gay



  99. brenden's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so so stupid she stuck a phone up her but so she can talk crap



  100. franscico's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid she triped over a cordless phone



  101. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she only know three letters in the alphabet “KFC”



  102. tasha's Momma Joke:

    your momma has one toe and one nee they call her toenee



  103. tasha's Momma Joke:

    your momma has one toe and one nee they call her toenee



  104. Lena's Momma Joke:

    You’ve hit the ball out the park! Icnrdeilbe!



  105. Chacidy's Momma Joke:

    Hey, that’s the geratset! So with ll this brain power AWHFY?



  106. Mccade's Momma Joke:

    In awe of that asnwer! Really cool!



  107. Cady's Momma Joke:

    Never seen a bteter post! ICOCBW



  108. Kathy's Momma Joke:

    Very true! Makes a change to see soomene spell it out like that. :)



  109. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested.



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    your momas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested.



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    your momas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested.



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    your momas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested.



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    your momas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested.



  114. hien le's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said no perfessional allowed



  115. Jared Hill's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat all her relationships are long distances.



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    yo mommas so poor she uses cheerios as earrings



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    your mommas like a brick shes dirty flat on both sides and she gets laid by mexicans



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    your momma so ugly bob the biulder looked at her and said i cant fix that



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    your momma so fat when she walked by the tv i missed the whole season of lost



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